im better than vincent hed be nothing without me! NOTHING! Im like alex furguson and hes the steve bruce! Fat, grey and lousy in bed!

email them to my joshcfcbedford@gmail.com account vince

Reporter: BUT I WANT TO GO AND SEE WAYNE
Cesc: NO YOU CANNOT, HE IS BAD NEWS DO YOU HEAR ME
Reporter: (begins to cry) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (runs to bedroom)
Cesc: o for heavens sake don't be like that
Reporter: I HATE YOU
Cesc: is this any different to when i found out you had a wife
Reporter: YES OF COURSE
Cesc: I don't think you realise how much you hurt me just like how much i have hurt you
Reporter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT PLAY WITH MY SPECIAL TOYS
Cesc: what i didnt say that, i love it when you touch those toys, it shows your special side, hehe
Reporter: O for heavens sake just let me get a drink
(cesc looks puzzled)
Cesc: what ar... (interrupted)
Reporter: i dont care anymore now shut up
Cesc: thats it im coming in

(cesc walks in and sees a tap recorder and the window open)

Cesc: DAMM IT, HES GONE TO WAYNES, THAT CHEATING ***********

im better than vincent hed be nothing without me! NOTHING! Im like alex furguson and hes the steve bruce! Fat, grey and lousy in bed!
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The latter part is you I am the special one, I didn't get a PHD for nothing.

you got a STD not a PHD, dont you remember! And i do not fit any of those descriptions, you fit at least 3 of them!

Your one to talk, your the one with STD in your name!

Norwich City 1-2 Juventus
Goal Scorers: Gyan(Barton); Vucinic(Vidal), Quagliarella(Pepe)

Report: Norwich had a difficult start agaist tournament favourites Juventus at Carrow Road. The Canaries started well with Miereles playing a good ball over to Adrinao who cut inside and fired a shot just wide, minutes later they were at it again when Dzegoev latching onto Crouch's flickbut Buffon was out quickly to make the save. Juventus started to get into the game after that and Vidal made a brilliant run from midfield before finding Matri thrugh the middle but a fantastic challenge from Rolando stopped him getting his shot away. The first goal went to Juventus when Vidal played Vucinic in to space and he cooley slotted past Friedel. Norwich were still posing an attacking threat though and only a well timed tackle from Bonucci stopped Gyan from leveling the game. Juventus almost doubled the lead when Matri flicked the ball through for Krasic but he made a mess of the shot. He was made to rue the missed chance not long after when Barton picked out Gyan who was running of the wing and he beat the challenge of Bonucci before smashing a powerful shot into the top corner. The half time score was 1-1. Both teams started the second half looking to take the lead, Norwich had the first chance when Coleman got forward and crossed into Crouch but Buffon was there to save. Juventus then came forward and almost went back ahead when Krasic worked his way into space and set up Matri but he blazed over. Norwhich had a brilliant chance when Crouch knocked the ball down for Holt who hit a brilliant volley that crashed of the bar before Crocu smashed the rebound into the stands. The winner came late on after a thrilling match. Pepe leaving Heinze for dead to cross for Quagliarella who headed past Friedel.

yes but that is a good STD(saves the day) not a bad STD($exually Tconfused Di*k)

for a minute then lstd i thought i saw juventus win 2-1

please change the mistake

Haha. The only thing your saving is your virginity. For chloe jackson

PARRED

Hes saving it for Mr Reporter

BIG GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL!

im afraid i dont know where my virginity went so i cant save it

It went to Chloe Jackson, shes saving it in one of her folds. In her other fold shes keeping a chicken wing and the christmas turkey from 2008.

i know where it is and its cirtainly not there lol

Where is it? Romeus ar$ehole?

no he was too late

Zolas?

too early

Drogba?

Gingers have souls dad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dusOqKkWfzg

no drogbas not female

Romelu Lukaku
hey Guys long time ago... i just want to say that i'm very happy to be a blue .. First of all thank you all Anderlecht fans. You're awesome! And to The Chelsea fans one thing. We're going to be succesfull! Take care

think that confirms it lol, and all the photos of him with his shirt and signing help too lol

I still think city might make a late bid lstd

hed say no hes like the fabregas of chelsea.

except his big, black and plays upfront

hed eat frimpong for breakfast

Then eboue shows up and lakaku hides under avbs desk

then mourinho comes to the rescue and twists eboues face lol

HOW DARE HE HURT GOD, THATS THE BIGGEST SIN I CAN THINK OF