comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
Met Conor McGregor outside Hyde in Vegas, he was a complete bell. In his defence he lost a fight the night previous so probably wasn't in the mood for chit chat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s the worst person on the planet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A right sc*mbag it seems.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Along with mrs brown’s boys they are irelands shame
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus.
Mrs Brown's Boys... Terrible.
I bet the people who signed the petition to bring back Johnson like it.
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
Met Conor McGregor outside Hyde in Vegas, he was a complete bell. In his defence he lost a fight the night previous so probably wasn't in the mood for chit chat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s the worst person on the planet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A right sc*mbag it seems.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Along with mrs brown’s boys they are irelands shame
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus.
Mrs Brown's Boys... Terrible.
I bet the people who signed the petition to bring back Johnson like it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It’s about as funny as toothache mate. Also in case I forgot mcgregor is a cant
How the hell can you go from the genius that is Father Ted to that?
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 51 minutes ago
comment by Barefoot (U19770)
posted 4 hours, 38 minutes ago
Once saw John Terry at Chesington. I spotted him, stared like you do and he stared back. My son being a Chelsea fan wanted an autograph but my wife said to leave him alone as he was with his family. Anyway he won a massive teddy bear on some stall and gave it his son, who then came over and offered it to my son. My son said no thanks but I’d like to think JT offered it because we didn’t hassle him. Who knows but it was a nice thing to do!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
i had a lovely 20 minute chat with JT in John Lewis once, think he was welcome from the break of looking at bed linen tbh.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was he there as lookout for his mother?
Only kidding
Met a few people over the years. Most are nice but depends on you. I can imagine it gets a bit much being fawned over and disturbed.
Worst encounter was from her who played Bea Smith on prisoner cell block H back in the day. Proper stuck up and thought she was all that.
Football wise
Nicest have been likes of Kenny Dalglish, even though I'm a utd fan. Proper good laugh.
Most down to earth and happy to chat is Lou Macari.
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a nice guy.
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 51 minutes ago
comment by Barefoot (U19770)
posted 4 hours, 38 minutes ago
Once saw John Terry at Chesington. I spotted him, stared like you do and he stared back. My son being a Chelsea fan wanted an autograph but my wife said to leave him alone as he was with his family. Anyway he won a massive teddy bear on some stall and gave it his son, who then came over and offered it to my son. My son said no thanks but I’d like to think JT offered it because we didn’t hassle him. Who knows but it was a nice thing to do!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
i had a lovely 20 minute chat with JT in John Lewis once, think he was welcome from the break of looking at bed linen tbh.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was he there as lookout for his mother?
Only kidding
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Probably picking up something nice for Wayne Bridges Mrs
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a nice guy.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s one of those whom you just know is going to be banged up eventually.
One woman will come forward publicly, and then there’ll be an absolute torrent of testimonies.
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Faaaacking hell, bloke sounds like an absolute predator
Brand is 'on' so much that I can see how he could play the part of stand up bloke when you meet him but be completely different behind closed doors, especially as he buys into his own hype more and more.
I ran into world-renowned financial wizard, Sir Angus Culer, once.
Just wouldn’t stop banging on about this time he threw a pint over a waitress; I imagine he’ll win an award for his services, some day.
On a lighter note - and I appreciate that he is absolute batsh*t, these days - I had dinner with Matt Le Tissier about three years ago and he was a really nice guy, if a little bit mundane (the stories just didn’t pop as you’d expect them to).
Played a match with him the following year which was also good fun
Not as much of a celebrity on these boards but few years ago I had to go to Tendulkar's home a couple of times to shoot a video for his book launch. He was extremely polite, listened to feedback and got involved with the scripting and made sure to shake hands with all the crew. He has a room just to display all his trophies and awards, it's mind boggling how many he has won.
comment by textualoffender (U17422)
posted 2 minutes ago
Not as much of a celebrity on these boards but few years ago I had to go to Tendulkar's home a couple of times to shoot a video for his book launch. He was extremely polite, listened to feedback and got involved with the scripting and made sure to shake hands with all the crew. He has a room just to display all his trophies and awards, it's mind boggling how many he has won.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The little master, I work with a couple of Indian guys who view him as a god, absolute worship.
Know a guy that worked on set with Dame Judy Dench and he reckons she was a saucy minx and asked him to take her up the arris as she doesn't have anyone go through the front door since the love of her life died. He obliged
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 2 hours, 47 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
Met Conor McGregor outside Hyde in Vegas, he was a complete bell. In his defence he lost a fight the night previous so probably wasn't in the mood for chit chat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s the worst person on the planet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A right sc*mbag it seems.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Along with mrs brown’s boys they are irelands shame
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And Island’s Edge.
comment by Cinciwolf---throwing money around like confett... (U11551)
posted 27 minutes ago
Know a guy that worked on set with Dame Judy Dench and he reckons she was a saucy minx and asked him to take her up the arris as she doesn't have anyone go through the front door since the love of her life died. He obliged
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Seems to me a lot of people on here have Jay from the Inbetweeners as a friend.
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 15 minutes ago
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
--------------------------------------------------------
That tends to be my 'go to compromise' in any given transaction to be fair.
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 15 minutes ago
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
--------------------------------------------------------
That tends to be my 'go to compromise' in any given transaction to be fair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If only Mason had thought of it.
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 13 hours, 41 minutes ago
thats doesnt really translate to real life.
in real life id pick the midget up and launch him
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of the best boxers of all time and you think you'd beat him!! Not the brightest eh.
comment by aagggghhhh (U20564)
posted 7 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 13 hours, 41 minutes ago
thats doesnt really translate to real life.
in real life id pick the midget up and launch him
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of the best boxers of all time and you think you'd beat him!! Not the brightest eh.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
at boxing no, in 12 rounds I wouldnt land a single punch, at picking him up and throwing him back to the ground as hard as I can yes. yes I would. Either that or spear him and kill him on the floor.
Sign in if you want to comment
Rude Celebs
Page 7 of 8
6 | 7 | 8
posted on 18/10/22
dont ask dont get
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
Met Conor McGregor outside Hyde in Vegas, he was a complete bell. In his defence he lost a fight the night previous so probably wasn't in the mood for chit chat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s the worst person on the planet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A right sc*mbag it seems.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Along with mrs brown’s boys they are irelands shame
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus.
Mrs Brown's Boys... Terrible.
I bet the people who signed the petition to bring back Johnson like it.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
Met Conor McGregor outside Hyde in Vegas, he was a complete bell. In his defence he lost a fight the night previous so probably wasn't in the mood for chit chat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s the worst person on the planet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A right sc*mbag it seems.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Along with mrs brown’s boys they are irelands shame
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Jesus.
Mrs Brown's Boys... Terrible.
I bet the people who signed the petition to bring back Johnson like it.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It’s about as funny as toothache mate. Also in case I forgot mcgregor is a cant
posted on 18/10/22
How the hell can you go from the genius that is Father Ted to that?
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 51 minutes ago
comment by Barefoot (U19770)
posted 4 hours, 38 minutes ago
Once saw John Terry at Chesington. I spotted him, stared like you do and he stared back. My son being a Chelsea fan wanted an autograph but my wife said to leave him alone as he was with his family. Anyway he won a massive teddy bear on some stall and gave it his son, who then came over and offered it to my son. My son said no thanks but I’d like to think JT offered it because we didn’t hassle him. Who knows but it was a nice thing to do!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
i had a lovely 20 minute chat with JT in John Lewis once, think he was welcome from the break of looking at bed linen tbh.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was he there as lookout for his mother?
Only kidding
posted on 18/10/22
Met a few people over the years. Most are nice but depends on you. I can imagine it gets a bit much being fawned over and disturbed.
Worst encounter was from her who played Bea Smith on prisoner cell block H back in the day. Proper stuck up and thought she was all that.
Football wise
Nicest have been likes of Kenny Dalglish, even though I'm a utd fan. Proper good laugh.
Most down to earth and happy to chat is Lou Macari.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a nice guy.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 51 minutes ago
comment by Barefoot (U19770)
posted 4 hours, 38 minutes ago
Once saw John Terry at Chesington. I spotted him, stared like you do and he stared back. My son being a Chelsea fan wanted an autograph but my wife said to leave him alone as he was with his family. Anyway he won a massive teddy bear on some stall and gave it his son, who then came over and offered it to my son. My son said no thanks but I’d like to think JT offered it because we didn’t hassle him. Who knows but it was a nice thing to do!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
i had a lovely 20 minute chat with JT in John Lewis once, think he was welcome from the break of looking at bed linen tbh.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Was he there as lookout for his mother?
Only kidding
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Probably picking up something nice for Wayne Bridges Mrs
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sounds like a nice guy.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s one of those whom you just know is going to be banged up eventually.
One woman will come forward publicly, and then there’ll be an absolute torrent of testimonies.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Arsenal shat it on 16/01/22 - Todger (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Rosso out here drippin’ in finesse (U17054)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 13 minutes ago
My old flatmate had a funny encounter with Russell Brand a few years back. They had exchanged numbers somewhere and were flirting with each other for a bit and one day she realised she was round the corner from his office so he suggested she come over. As she was walking to his office a woman ran out the door with her clothes a bit disheveled and her eyeliner running down her eye and she thought that was a bit weird. Anyway she went inside and Brand's secratary told her to wait and but then soon told her she could enter his office. She gets in and he's got no pants on and has a ranging boner and asks her to finish him off, she's a bit shocked but does. He says thank you and she leaves the office with cuum on her hands and goes home crying.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a lovely story.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, I was thinking that that sounds less like 'a funny encounter' and more like 'criminal acts of Exposure and Causing a person to engage in sexual activity without consent'.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Certainly not enthusiastic consent going by the description
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, "she's a bit shocked but does," does not suggest to me that she fully understood the position she was in at the time (which is legally absolutely required to give consent), particularly when she was on his turf, namely in the office of an individual in a position of power (which is also a factor, legally speaking, when considering freedom to consent).
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Faaaacking hell, bloke sounds like an absolute predator
posted on 18/10/22
Brand is 'on' so much that I can see how he could play the part of stand up bloke when you meet him but be completely different behind closed doors, especially as he buys into his own hype more and more.
posted on 18/10/22
I ran into world-renowned financial wizard, Sir Angus Culer, once.
Just wouldn’t stop banging on about this time he threw a pint over a waitress; I imagine he’ll win an award for his services, some day.
posted on 18/10/22
On a lighter note - and I appreciate that he is absolute batsh*t, these days - I had dinner with Matt Le Tissier about three years ago and he was a really nice guy, if a little bit mundane (the stories just didn’t pop as you’d expect them to).
Played a match with him the following year which was also good fun
posted on 18/10/22
Not as much of a celebrity on these boards but few years ago I had to go to Tendulkar's home a couple of times to shoot a video for his book launch. He was extremely polite, listened to feedback and got involved with the scripting and made sure to shake hands with all the crew. He has a room just to display all his trophies and awards, it's mind boggling how many he has won.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by textualoffender (U17422)
posted 2 minutes ago
Not as much of a celebrity on these boards but few years ago I had to go to Tendulkar's home a couple of times to shoot a video for his book launch. He was extremely polite, listened to feedback and got involved with the scripting and made sure to shake hands with all the crew. He has a room just to display all his trophies and awards, it's mind boggling how many he has won.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The little master, I work with a couple of Indian guys who view him as a god, absolute worship.
posted on 18/10/22
Know a guy that worked on set with Dame Judy Dench and he reckons she was a saucy minx and asked him to take her up the arris as she doesn't have anyone go through the front door since the love of her life died. He obliged
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 2 hours, 47 minutes ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by Irishred (U2539)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours, 28 minutes ago
Met Conor McGregor outside Hyde in Vegas, he was a complete bell. In his defence he lost a fight the night previous so probably wasn't in the mood for chit chat.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He’s the worst person on the planet
----------------------------------------------------------------------
A right sc*mbag it seems.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Along with mrs brown’s boys they are irelands shame
----------------------------------------------------------------------
And Island’s Edge.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Cinciwolf---throwing money around like confett... (U11551)
posted 27 minutes ago
Know a guy that worked on set with Dame Judy Dench and he reckons she was a saucy minx and asked him to take her up the arris as she doesn't have anyone go through the front door since the love of her life died. He obliged
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Seems to me a lot of people on here have Jay from the Inbetweeners as a friend.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 15 minutes ago
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
--------------------------------------------------------
That tends to be my 'go to compromise' in any given transaction to be fair.
posted on 18/10/22
comment by Tamwolf (U17286)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Naby8 (U6997)
posted 15 minutes ago
Friend of a friend had a similar encounter with Russel Brand. She went to his after a gig, got cold feet about what was about to happen. He got annoyed and so as a weird compromise he jizzed in her hair.
--------------------------------------------------------
That tends to be my 'go to compromise' in any given transaction to be fair.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
If only Mason had thought of it.
posted on 19/10/22
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 13 hours, 41 minutes ago
thats doesnt really translate to real life.
in real life id pick the midget up and launch him
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of the best boxers of all time and you think you'd beat him!! Not the brightest eh.
posted on 19/10/22
comment by aagggghhhh (U20564)
posted 7 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 13 hours, 41 minutes ago
thats doesnt really translate to real life.
in real life id pick the midget up and launch him
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of the best boxers of all time and you think you'd beat him!! Not the brightest eh.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
at boxing no, in 12 rounds I wouldnt land a single punch, at picking him up and throwing him back to the ground as hard as I can yes. yes I would. Either that or spear him and kill him on the floor.
Page 7 of 8
6 | 7 | 8