Doku man

Had a couple of good moments but his decision making is so crap

No way is that a natural position

comment by Pawn Shaul- Just Gimme De Ligt (U22733)
posted less than a minute ago
No way is that a natural position
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Why?

comment by #4zA (U22472)
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comment by Vengeance (U23079)
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comment by Gunnerthru (U6675)
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comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted less than a minute ago
did Haaland do anything?
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scored
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Then pranced around like a poor man's camp Thor
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moor a albino sLoth from gooneys
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More like Vigo the Carpathian's younger brother.

comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
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comment by Pawn Shaul- Just Gimme De Ligt (U22733)
posted less than a minute ago
No way is that a natural position
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Why?
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Running with your arm.way above your head?

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 5 seconds ago
Doku man

Had a couple of good moments but his decision making is so crap
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Got a lot of quality but needs to develop his end product.

comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Pawn Shaul- Just Gimme De Ligt (U22733)
posted less than a minute ago
No way is that a natural position
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Why?
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Cos he should be running with his arms glued to his sides

New instructions no more holding your hands behind your back when defending, quite like that as it's more unnatural to tuck your hands behind and try and stay balanced

Caice

Let’s hope they’re consistent and won’t be giving handballs for bullshiiiit like that as the season goes on.

Finally.. it was always stupid for defenders to put their hands behind their backs. That’s not a natural position?
Why it’s taken so long is crazy,, common sense prevailing

caicedo

comment by Pawn Shaul- Just Gimme De Ligt (U22733)
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comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
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comment by Pawn Shaul- Just Gimme De Ligt (U22733)
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No way is that a natural position
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Why?
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Running with your arm.way above your head?
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Can't believe his arm was detached from his body and 3 metres above his body. Surely that's not natural!!

Doku is crap, switch him out with a winger from most prem clubs and you would get the same output

What exactly is the new rule then?

Brilliant if they are stopping something meaningless like that become a 80% chance of a goal

Cmon Chelsea, do what Kai havertz would do. Score a goal

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 2 seconds ago
Finally.. it was always stupid for defenders to put their hands behind their backs. That’s not a natural position?
Why it’s taken so long is crazy,, common sense prevailing
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Indeed, always hated that hands tucked away

of God had notta intendid humans knot too handball He wuddenta invents hands

or balls

Who the fck are all these caaants

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 31 seconds ago
What exactly is the new rule then?

Brilliant if they are stopping something meaningless like that become a 80% chance of a goal
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Not sure exactly, but as long as it stops bullshiiiit handballs I’ll be happier.

How many changes are allowed?

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted less than a minute ago
What exactly is the new rule then?

Brilliant if they are stopping something meaningless like that become a 80% chance of a goal
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Think the new rule is that having arms is deemed as natural. Which is fine for human football but could argue that it wouldn't make much sense for fish or snake football. We just want consistency across species

comment by Gunnerthru (U6675)
posted 22 seconds ago
How many changes are allowed?
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5

Coocoorella goes down in agony, roles around, waves to the sidelines then 15 seconds later gets up and walks off without a limp

There is no real pressure from Chelsea on City.