You can tell Chelsea are really missing Disasi, Sterling, Chalobah, Chukwuemeka, Chilwell, Gallagher, James, Petrović Casadei, George, Acheampong, Washington, Kellyman, Ângelo, Bettinelli, Bergström, Kepa, Humphreys, Anjorin, Broja, Fofana & Lukaku here

comment by InBefore (U20589)
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comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted less than a minute ago
Cole Palmer with a look on his face that says 'nine more years of this sh*t'
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the look of 'what the fack have i done?'
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The look of 'come on, United, hurry up and trigger the secret destiny clause in my contract'

FT

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comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted less than a minute ago
Tu Meke.. acknowledged fam
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good lad

gotta keep my sock accounts happy
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Ah... acknowledged.

comment by Oscar. #TeamFury #TeamTrump2024 #FightFightFight (U12980)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by Spurtle (U1608)
posted 19 seconds ago
However bad people think Chelsea will be this season I still can't see them getting relegated.
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Lol we’ll finish above $hitty spurs ya mug

You won’t even beat Leicester tomrorow
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You couldn't even finish above us last season when we decided to enter into relegation form and lose 4 games in a row.

Boring

Pun top bloke

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 2 seconds ago
You can tell Chelsea are really missing Disasi, Sterling, Chalobah, Chukwuemeka, Chilwell, Gallagher, James, Petrović Casadei, George, Acheampong, Washington, Kellyman, Ângelo, Bettinelli, Bergström, Kepa, Humphreys, Anjorin, Broja, Fofana & Lukaku here
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comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted less than a minute ago
You can tell Chelsea are really missing Disasi, Sterling, Chalobah, Chukwuemeka, Chilwell, Gallagher, James, Petrović Casadei, George, Acheampong, Washington, Kellyman, Ângelo, Bettinelli, Bergström, Kepa, Humphreys, Anjorin, Broja, Fofana & Lukaku here
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This Broja guy is still at Chelsea?

Chelsea made Enzo their captain?!

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 19 seconds ago
Chelsea made Enzo their captain?!
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Liverpool make t-shirts, Chelsea make them captain.

Chelsea may struggle to get more points than they've got players this season.

comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 2 seconds ago
You can tell Chelsea are really missing Disasi, Sterling, Chalobah, Chukwuemeka, Chilwell, Gallagher, James, Petrović Casadei, George, Acheampong, Washington, Kellyman, Ângelo, Bettinelli, Bergström, Kepa, Humphreys, Anjorin, Broja, Fofana & Lukaku here
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Chelsea may soon be adding Eric Bana, Crocodile Dundee and Alf Stewart from Home and Away to their already bloated squad.

I heard they are interested in Aussie men?

comment by Spurtle (U1608)
posted 30 seconds ago
Chelsea may struggle to get more points than they've got players this season.
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tbf that is mathymatickully impossybubble

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Spurtle (U1608)
posted 30 seconds ago
Chelsea may struggle to get more points than they've got players this season.
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tbf that is mathymatickully impossybubble
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comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 3 minutes ago
Puntop bloke
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How many acadeny players do Chelsea have left to sell anyway - I mean ones that could reasonably fund further transfers?

comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted 2 seconds ago
You can tell Chelsea are really missing Disasi, Sterling, Chalobah, Chukwuemeka, Chilwell, Gallagher, James, Petrović Casadei, George, Acheampong, Washington, Kellyman, Ângelo, Bettinelli, Bergström, Kepa, Humphreys, Anjorin, Broja, Fofana & Lukaku here
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Well now, you just getting greedy….

I would quite like to watch the punditry but it's Micah Richards, Jamie redknapp and Daniel fecking sturridge

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted less than a minute ago
I would quite like to watch the punditry but it's Micah Richards, Jamie redknapp and Daniel fecking sturridge
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20 years from now all pundits will be ex-Chelsea players.

'Tis a mathematical certainty.

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted about a minute ago
I would quite like to watch the punditry but it's Micah Richards, Jamie redknapp and Daniel fecking sturridge
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Wish pundits would get jobs on merit, not just because they are men

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted less than a minute ago
I would quite like to watch the punditry but it's Micah Richards, Jamie redknapp and Daniel fecking sturridge
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20 years from now all pundits will be ex-Chelsea players.

'Tis a mathematical certainty.
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n they will all still b in there contracks at Chelsea

Why Kvaratskhelia go off?

Napoli gonna be crap again this season?