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Norbert at it again

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posted on 14/11/23

comment by Mamba - Come at the King, you best not miss (U1282)
posted 25 seconds ago
Because at the top of the best professional football league in the world, everyone is on their game and so the margins between success and failure are very very slim
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Yet the stats show a 1230 kick off makes no difference to Liverpool.

Like I said earlier, the FA would have looked at this and Liverpool would be much more against this if they thought there was any real merit to it. But like the other clubs they love the TV money and know that you pay your money you take your choice.

If Klopp really truly believed this, then why not make a case for the FA - I will tell you why, because there is faaack all detrimental about kicking off 2.5 hours earlier, he knows it and is just getting his bullschitt excuse for a narrow loss in early.

Can’t stand Norbert and his bullschitt, absolute tin hat plonker

posted on 14/11/23

Asking for a 3pm kick off after an international break is like Spurs asking for a break in the season due to AFCON.

Will there be a comment as stupid as this on here today?

RDD will be along later so it will be close but still.

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cushion half volleys (U6374)
posted 7 minutes ago
Asking for a 3pm kick off after an international break is like Spurs asking for a break in the season due to AFCON.

Will there be a comment as stupid as this on here today?

RDD will be along later so it will be close but still.
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It’s only 1230 UK time - I’m sure there will be a few Knobbing whoppers coming up.

Maybe we could get you to try and explain what a mortgage is - that would be a good laugh

posted on 14/11/23

Ahaha, I love that you keep bringing up the mortgage thing. It's right up there with the most moronic things you've said.

What's the least intelligent thing you've said on here do you think?

Me being surprised that, being so incredibly stupid, you've never managed to kill yourself by accident and then you crying that it was mocking suicide?

You crying that calling LFC fans victims was nothing to do with Hillsborough?

That Spurs would win the league last season?

That a multimillion stadium build with hundreds of subcontractors on a commercial project was, and I quote, "just like a mortgage"?

I mean I could genuinely go on, and even your own fans mock you, but here you are, embarrassing yourself YET AGAIN.

You gotta 606

I wonder what it would be like on here without the likes of RDD, Striketeam, Sandy, Oscar and Morespurs

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cushion half volleys (U6374)
posted 13 minutes ago
Ahaha, I love that you keep bringing up the mortgage thing. It's right up there with the most moronic things you've said.

What's the least intelligent thing you've said on here do you think?

Me being surprised that, being so incredibly stupid, you've never managed to kill yourself by accident and then you crying that it was mocking suicide?

You crying that calling LFC fans victims was nothing to do with Hillsborough?

That Spurs would win the league last season?

That a multimillion stadium build with hundreds of subcontractors on a commercial project was, and I quote, "just like a mortgage"?

I mean I could genuinely go on, and even your own fans mock you, but here you are, embarrassing yourself YET AGAIN.

You gotta606

I wonder what it would be like on here without the likes of RDD, Striketeam, Sandy, Oscar and Morespurs
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All joking aside I don’t and have never mocked the victims of Hillsborough, nor have I downplayed the institutional lies from the West Yorkshire police or the vile lies the current bun printed.

Nor have I ever laughed, sneered, etc at Margaret Thatchers treatment of the scousers and other poorer northern communities.

Your getting me conflated with another poster on the above - that’s not me.

Let’s get back to the fun, give us a discourse on Mortgages Knobbing. I’ve nominated you for surfer of the year by the way - well deserved fella

posted on 14/11/23

12:30 KO coupled with a 35 mile road journey.

Where’s the humanity?

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 8 minutes ago
12:30 KO coupled with a 35 mile road journey.

Where’s the humanity?
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On’t cobbles, up a hill, in the snow

Klopps turned into an old Yorkshireman

posted on 14/11/23

Interestingly it's always us going away to City after an international break in the early game, never the other way round.

posted on 14/11/23

Just don’t get the spurs fan outrage tbf not our fault your dropping points 🤡zzz

posted on 14/11/23

Liverpool Statement:

"We stand by our manager's comments and sentiments that asking our players to kick off around Mr Klopps lunch time is just not fair. Mr Klopp may now have to eat a sandwich on the coach on the way to the ground and such break from his routine may upset his tummywummy. The club has been explicit with the PL and FA that this game should have been played at 745pm, after Mr Klopps teatime and nap but in denying this request the club has decided, in the meantime, to explore the range of options available, given the clear need for escalation and resolution".

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 7 minutes ago
Liverpool Statement:

"We stand by our manager's comments and sentiments that asking our players to kick off around Mr Klopps lunch time is just not fair. Mr Klopp may now have to eat a sandwich on the coach on the way to the ground and such break from his routine may upset his tummywummy. The club has been explicit with the PL and FA that this game should have been played at 745pm, after Mr Klopps teatime and nap but in denying this request the club has decided, in the meantime, to explore the range of options available, given the clear need for escalation and resolution".
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posted on 14/11/23

comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 11 minutes ago
Liverpool Statement:

"We stand by our manager's comments and sentiments that asking our players to kick off around Mr Klopps lunch time is just not fair. Mr Klopp may now have to eat a sandwich on the coach on the way to the ground and such break from his routine may upset his tummywummy. The club has been explicit with the PL and FA that this game should have been played at 745pm, after Mr Klopps teatime and nap but in denying this request the club has decided, in the meantime, to explore the range of options available, given the clear need for escalation and resolution".
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Funny in your head I guess.

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan (U1217)
posted 34 minutes ago
Interestingly it's always us going away to City after an international break in the early game, never the other way round.
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They are out to get you - it’s surely not just a coincidence. I don’t know why Liverpool put up with it

posted on 14/11/23

comment by kloppites (U13373)
posted 30 minutes ago
Just don’t get the spurs fan outrage tbf not our fault your dropping points 🤡zzz
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It absolutely isn’t your fault at all, you donated generously and we all cherish the fine finish from Matip

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 16 minutes ago
Liverpool Statement:

"We stand by our manager's comments and sentiments that asking our players to kick off around Mr Klopps lunch time is just not fair. Mr Klopp may now have to eat a sandwich on the coach on the way to the ground and such break from his routine may upset his tummywummy. The club has been explicit with the PL and FA that this game should have been played at 745pm, after Mr Klopps teatime and nap but in denying this request the club has decided, in the meantime, to explore the range of options available, given the clear need for escalation and resolution".
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Please add Carras thoughts on this statement

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Striketeam7 - There used to be a football club... (U18109)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 16 minutes ago
Liverpool Statement:

"We stand by our manager's comments and sentiments that asking our players to kick off around Mr Klopps lunch time is just not fair. Mr Klopp may now have to eat a sandwich on the coach on the way to the ground and such break from his routine may upset his tummywummy. The club has been explicit with the PL and FA that this game should have been played at 745pm, after Mr Klopps teatime and nap but in denying this request the club has decided, in the meantime, to explore the range of options available, given the clear need for escalation and resolution".
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Please add Carras thoughts on this statement
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He's spitting mad.

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Striketeam7 - There used to be a football club... (U18109)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 16 minutes ago
Liverpool Statement:

"We stand by our manager's comments and sentiments that asking our players to kick off around Mr Klopps lunch time is just not fair. Mr Klopp may now have to eat a sandwich on the coach on the way to the ground and such break from his routine may upset his tummywummy. The club has been explicit with the PL and FA that this game should have been played at 745pm, after Mr Klopps teatime and nap but in denying this request the club has decided, in the meantime, to explore the range of options available, given the clear need for escalation and resolution".
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Please add Carras thoughts on this statement
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Updated statement from Liverpool FC:

"Having explored the range of options available, Mr Klopp has chosen to have a cheese and tomato sandwich, a packet of cheese and onion crisps, and a can of lemonade (not San Pellegrino though, as that's not in the Meal Deal, and Mr Klopp insists that while other clubs can do what they want financially, he would rather go hungry than spend too much on lunch, especially as he won't enjoy it anyway as he has to eat it on the coach, and they always have the air con turned up too high, and the players are too noisy)."

posted on 14/11/23

No1 can really comment because no1 else is in the same boat as Klopp and Liverpool and you can't deny that. Until other teams are then they should be the ones keeping their mouths shut.

14 facking times over double the next closest

posted on 14/11/23

comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
No1 can really comment because no1 else is in the same boat as Klopp and Liverpool and you can't deny that. Until other teams are then they should be the ones keeping their mouths shut.

14 facking times over double the next closest
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Try Thursday night away in Portugal and early Saturday away to Chelsea - yet Liverpool think it’s a conspiracy against them.

Stats show Liverpool don’t suffer so Norbert should shut up

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Striketeam7 - There used to be a football club over there (U18109)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
No1 can really comment because no1 else is in the same boat as Klopp and Liverpool and you can't deny that. Until other teams are then they should be the ones keeping their mouths shut.

14 facking times over double the next closest
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Try Thursday night away in Portugal and early Saturday away to Chelsea - yet Liverpool think it’s a conspiracy against them.

Stats show Liverpool don’t suffer so Norbert should shut up
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One occasion? Ok cool. Also try two matches in consecutive days on opposite sides of the world in that case.

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan (U1217)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - There used to be a football club over there (U18109)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by InBefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
No1 can really comment because no1 else is in the same boat as Klopp and Liverpool and you can't deny that. Until other teams are then they should be the ones keeping their mouths shut.

14 facking times over double the next closest
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Try Thursday night away in Portugal and early Saturday away to Chelsea - yet Liverpool think it’s a conspiracy against them.

Stats show Liverpool don’t suffer so Norbert should shut up
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One occasion? Ok cool. Also try two matches in consecutive days on opposite sides of the world in that case.
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Go with 2 separate teams, simples

If Klopp is worried about the fatigue of his players then the simple solution is to not pick the South American players for the City game or any of the other international players and instead pick non internationals - if he is that worried of course

posted on 14/11/23

Don't tell Klopp but the long range weather forecast suggests it's going to be windy, not only that, it's the wrong kind of wind blowing in the wrong direction.

He's gonna lose his shiiit when he finds out

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 1 minute ago
Don't tell Klopp but the long range weather forecast suggests it's going to be windy, not only that, it's the wrong kind of wind blowing in the wrong direction.

He's gonna lose his shiiit when he finds out
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Ccknys

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 14/11/23

Irony of OP moaning about somebody else moaning

posted on 14/11/23

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 42 seconds ago
Irony of OP moaning about somebody else moaning
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I hope your not moaning about the irony of my article, now that would be ironic

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