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We chat a bit.

They ask where I'm staying.

I tell them it's just some siht hole.

They say I can walk them back to their hotel...

(It's a short one this)

comment by Mr Folie Douche. (U20265)

posted on 13/2/15

We are walking slowly..

For 40 fackin minutes.

I reckon 500m before we find their hotel, some fat c n u t comes walking the other way. The girl I'm not being hugely flirty with tells me that her friend says the guy is from their home town in khasakstam, and that he is goin to help us find the hotel

Fo, she definitely said he wasn't staying there <vomit>

comment by spurgle5 (U4336)

posted on 13/2/15

There's always two birds, a podium or both

comment by Mr Folie Douche. (U20265)

posted on 13/2/15

We get to the hotel.

He just walks in.

The girls tell me to fak off.

End of story.

Oh, except I asked the other one for a kiss goodnight and my one looked upset

comment by spurgle5 (U4336)

posted on 13/2/15

"my one".

What was Messiah's missus doing there?

comment by Mr Folie Douche. (U20265)

posted on 13/2/15

I asked my one whether the other one would think it was rude if I said she had very sx ey lips. She blushed and smiled. That was about the only flirting I did with her. I walked with the other one and it was all with her. He fat Cntu was talking with the one with the lips. My one was the fit one. They shared a room.

comment by Mr Folie Douche. (U20265)

posted on 13/2/15

I'm not engineering these stories for so called comic effect.

I am just fkin cursed.

There's no other explanation.

comment by spurgle5 (U4336)

posted on 13/2/15

comment by More R less J (U20265)
posted less than a minute ago
I'm not engineering these stories for so called comic effect.

I am just fkin cursed.

There's no other explanation.
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