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Nah, I didn't sann, lol.

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Massaging their heads gets you into bed

Breath up their nose, anything goes

Sing like the King, better buy the ring

I did fackin sing to them as well. Love me tender on the fackin beach.

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Tbh, I'm more bothered about the Brummie girl. She was a cracking bird.

You should try dating Siamese twins J, double your chances

She showed me pictures of her twin sister

Like Finland girl showing me pictures of her kid

Finland girl

Finland girl :

Rhodes. Summer.

Snog this bird in the nightclub for an hour or so.

Turns out she's going through a divorce or saink.

Right little hottie.

Her Nate drags her off to the kebab shop.

I give it 5 minutes and leave.

See them in the kebab shop opposite....

I go up behind her and give her a squeeze.

Order my kebab.

Sit down next to her.

We're chatting away.

She Does some bonding stuff. Gets me to unwrap her kebab for her, then wrap it up again. Then eats some off the table to make me tell her off, like I'm looking after her.

I'm thinking, I'm going to marry this bird...

They get up to leave.

I stand up, and give her a deep snog.

For some reason I stop.

As I pull out, I suck on her lower lip like it's made out of stretchy doe, and whisper to her "would you like me to suck on your up ssy like that ?

She looks like she's gone into shock, and does a little nod.

Her mate looks like she's about to have a heart attack. Grabs her hand and legs it down the street with her.

I'm stood there thinking, mm that was nice.

Suddenly, everyone in the kebab shop starts telling me I have to run after them, go now and go quick. One lad says you will never get another bird as fit as that...

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I kind of jog after them.

As I get round the corner, I see them up ahead wobbling about line they're in a 3 legged race.

I catch them up. They stop. I tell them what happened.

My one says, look I'm really drunk, I'll see you tomorrow.

I say no worries.

I stand there as the 3 legged race starts up again.

Then shout "colorados again ?"

My one yells back "yyyyeeesssssss" and waves over her shoulder...

J, this is shaping up to be another good one

Next day, I'm feeling a little bit kinda loved up.

I'm well into this girl.

Bang excited all day.

<laug> it is in be liev able !!!!!!

Oh, I fed her the kebab as well

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Next day, I'm feeling a little bit kinda loved up.

I'm well into this girl.

Bang excited all day.

<laug> it is in be liev able !!!!!!

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I need to backtrack a little here...

The night before I pulled her, I met this Dutch lad in there. Good looking guy. Pulled every night.

Anyway,mshe night I pulled her, he hit on her after I'd chatted her up.

I had a bit of a snap at him telling him I was about to pull her and for him to back off.

It pi see him off.

He ended up going home with another of her mates.

As an aside, he also pulled pen pal a couple of nights later after she'd been coming on to me on the dance floor...

I didn't have a go at him that time, because I was trying to get Finland girl's Facebook from him...