Our conversation went

"Excuse me, do you know is this the Parkway ?"

"yeah, town's the next stop"

"oh thanks, I never know which one's which"

....


"how old are you by the way, if you don't mind me asking ?"

"18" "why ?"

"oh nothing, i...i just wondered that's all"

"how old do you think i look ?"

"not sure. about that probably"

"I get told I look older a lot...do you think I look older ?"

"I wouldn't say MUCH older.....You look just fine anyway"

"thanks"
....

...

"bye"

I did think afterwards that I should have said "aren't you cold outside without.........a coat" ?

probably for the best anyway.

"Do you get bored with people looking at you all the time, or don't you mind ?" was another one I thought of after the event. That would have been a bit much though probably. The coat one would've been alright. Plus she'd have blushed to fkuc. Anyway.

So yeah, cricket starts 30 minutes early tonight

Mum, I'm going away for Christmas.

What do you mean, going away ?

going to a place called Zanzibar

Zanzi what ??????

Zanzibar, it's in Africa. The beaches are amazzzzzzzzing

And how are you going to get there exactly ?

We're flying from London next week.

We ?

Yeah

We as in you and who ?

A friend of mine

What's her name ?

Errrr. You haven't met

FORTTTYYYY SIX ?????????????


FORTTTTTYYYY SIXXXXXXXX ??????????

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted 1 hour, 47 minutes ago
Sat with an 18 year super stunna on the train who was going on a date and flashed me her...lack of underwear.
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Lucky she didn’t flash her face… otherwise she would have been in trouble

For the cricket fans:

https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/440497

There's already a thread though !

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted 4 minutes ago
There's already a thread though !
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Link?

https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/browseByTag/Cricket

can I buy you a Christmas present please ?

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about 3 hours ago
https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/browseByTag/Cricket
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I searched before creating my ashes thread.

Admin has bumped him, the biiiiitch

Ill use yours

Theres the indian troll account on the other

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted about a minute ago
Ill use yours

Theres the indian troll account on the other
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Awesome, let’s take over the other caaanting thread

Conte thoughts so far?

Happy mate.

Can’t not be.

TBH this is the last throw of the dice. If we don’t back conte and if he doesn’t get us playing again, we may as well shut down the football side of things and focus on concerts

Yeah he's the best manager i've seen you appoint given Poch was a speculation that worked out

We have definitely improved and you can imagine the difference Kane feels playing under serial winner, Conte, compared to ex wolves boss, Nuno

I like what conte is saying and his passion is infectious.


As I said, if Conte fails, where do we go?

Levy is snookered

Blarmy do you think I handled the situation on the train well ?

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted less than a minute ago
Blarmy do you think I handled the situation on the train well ?
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She flashed you and was chatting to you, but you didn’t smash her. Sounds like a massive fail.

Ngl i loved Conte as a fan

But its a rollercoaster

comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted less than a minute ago
Blarmy do you think I handled the situation on the train well ?
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She flashed you and was chatting to you, but you didn’t smash her. Sounds like a massive fail.
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I'm happy with my flash and brief chat mate. One of my more successful interactions. Something to build on for future train journeys.

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted less than a minute ago
Blarmy do you think I handled the situation on the train well ?
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She flashed you and was chatting to you, but you didn’t smash her. Sounds like a massive fail.
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I'm happy with my flash and brief chat mate. One of my more successful interactions. Something to build on for future train journeys.
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