Not big on the men in uniform but whatever floats your boot Bales

https://youtu.be/FshU58nI0Ts

OK all set

I bought a fake onward ticket. It's with the same.airline I'm flying out with

tomorrow - off
friday - off
weekend - off
mon-wed - off and staying in a hotel in London with a girl i dont know if i like or not
23rd and 24th - half days
25th-28th - constantly stuffed and canted
29th-31st - half days
new year
4th Jan - clinical depression

Enjoy man

Some lad in his 20s in a race hatchback pulled over as I was walking down the road and says "where you going mate ? You want a lift ?"

I smiled and said no you're alright thanks.

He says "just because of your big bag that's all"


I'm thinking what to say back:
"That's awfully kind of you" nah
"Many thanks indeed for that" nah

Just stuck with the big grin and a wave in the end. Nice of him though.

racey hatchback

Anyway, mumsy went and put her Christmas dress on to say goodbye to me and left some 💋 on my cheek

Golf Friday, old mans birthday

comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 41 minutes ago
tomorrow - off
friday - off
weekend - off
mon-wed - off and staying in a hotel in London with a girl i dont know if i like or not
23rd and 24th - half days
25th-28th - constantly stuffed and canted
29th-31st - half days
new year
4th Jan - clinical depression
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5th Jan find out she wasn't on birth control

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted 24 minutes ago
Anyway, mumsy went and put her Christmas dress on to say goodbye to me and left some 💋 on my cheek
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Sounds delightful Jates.

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 41 minutes ago
tomorrow - off
friday - off
weekend - off
mon-wed - off and staying in a hotel in London with a girl i dont know if i like or not
23rd and 24th - half days
25th-28th - constantly stuffed and canted
29th-31st - half days
new year
4th Jan - clinical depression
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5th Jan find out she wasn't on birth control
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6th Jan move into Bale's annex in Canada

17th Jan Change name to ‘bro-nom’ and spend all your time doing ski and surf seasons while working in a bar to pay for your long term rented hostel room

17th April - Bronom tries shrooms for the first time and has a groovy time on it.

17th April 2023 - bronom, after a horrendous hallucinogen addiction, finally turns to god in an effort to get clean

24th Nov 2023 - bronom starts his own clean, sustainable, energy company for impoverished countries. He moves to Nicaragua to implement his business and ideas.

1st Feb 2024 - they come up with a ridiculously effective and future saving solution using rain and, particularly, lightening to be able to power a community for weeks. Earning him the potential for Time person of the year

21st December 2025 - after helping create the way forward for mankind he is tragically, and ironically, struck by lightening and killed on the way to the airport to visit his parents for Christmas. In honour we change the name of the forum to bronom606 - he still hasn’t got a football prediction right yet

comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about 4 hours ago
Some lad in his 20s in a race hatchback pulled over as I was walking down the road and says "where you going mate ? You want a lift ?"

I smiled and said no you're alright thanks.

He says "just because of your big bag that's all"


I'm thinking what to say back:
"That's awfully kind of you" nah
"Many thanks indeed for that" nah

Just stuck with the big grin and a wave in the end. Nice of him though.
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There's some good people in this World

Hello
I got everything sorted out OK
WHAT ?
(Swallowing mouthful of bacon sandwich) I got to the airport fine
EH ?
I got everything sorted out OK
Oh it's you...Timothy..WHERE ARE YOU
At the airport. I've checked in fine, got the malaria tablets
Oh right. Well have a good time
Thanks

comment by Hello You Conte (U3338)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Dim Sim (U22695)
posted about 4 hours ago
Some lad in his 20s in a race hatchback pulled over as I was walking down the road and says "where you going mate ? You want a lift ?"

I smiled and said no you're alright thanks.

He says "just because of your big bag that's all"


I'm thinking what to say back:
"That's awfully kind of you" nah
"Many thanks indeed for that" nah

Just stuck with the big grin and a wave in the end. Nice of him though.
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There's some good people in this World
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Yeah true. Funnily enough I've not been offered a lift for years but just a few weeks back an elderly couple pulled over not far from there and offered me a lift ! I took that one as it saved me about half an hour !

Got stopped from taking a Christmas cracker on board

With boarding nearly complete, I have a row of 4 to myself. <fingercross>

Safe travelling saan

Enjoy yer trip

Thanks lads

safe travels

Bon voyage

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posted 6 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Phenom (U20037)
posted 41 minutes ago
tomorrow - off
friday - off
weekend - off
mon-wed - off and staying in a hotel in London with a girl i dont know if i like or not
23rd and 24th - half days
25th-28th - constantly stuffed and canted
29th-31st - half days
new year
4th Jan - clinical depression
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5th Jan find out she wasn't on birth control
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6th Jan move into Bale's annex in Canada
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8th Jan slip into a sugar coma from Nanaimo bars. Wake up a week later as bronom, fully vegan, sporting a natty handlebar tache.