"You can bet Steve Jobs' funeral won't be a flash affair."
Bloody cancer, coming over here stealing our Jobs.
(Joke stolen from Tony Cowards)
G&S,
I've got an internal interview coming up (for a small promotion) & i would love to fit that line in somewhere, see their faces, then rewind the clock back.
I've got a good joke guys........
Tbok
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"I've got an internal interview coming up"
Auditioning for a new set of lungs?
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JohnJensensGoal,
Very inventive.
TBOK
Peterbaey
My wife asked me for a new phone, similar to a blackberry or an iPhone.
So I gave her a black-i.
3 men are at the Pearly gates and St Peter says.
'you must have some kind of transport to get around heaven, the transport depends if you took your marriage vowels seriously or not.'
He asks the 1st man, how was your marriage, to which he replied 'I had 4 lovers' St Peter then gives him a Robin Reliant and sends him through the gate.
The 2nd man admits to 5 lovers, so St peter gives him a bike.
The 3rd man is smiling. ' I have never ever cheated on my wife' Then a Lamborghini appears and he gets in and drives away.
1 week later all 3 men are at some traffic lights and the 3rd man is crying.
'Whats wrong with you ?, I have a Reliant and he has a bike, why are you crying ?' says the 1st man....
The 3rd man holds back his tears and says...'I have just seen my wife go by on a skateboard'
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Man answers the door to a Policeman.
Policeman shows him a picture. 'Is this your wife sir?'
'Yes' the man replies.
'I'm afraid it looks like she's been in an accident' the Policeman said solemnly.
'I know' the man replied 'but she's got a lovely personality'
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what do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?
Jammy cun t
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G&S,
It took me a few seconds but i got there in the end .
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posted on 14/10/11
"You can bet Steve Jobs' funeral won't be a flash affair."
Bloody cancer, coming over here stealing our Jobs.
(Joke stolen from Tony Cowards)
posted on 14/10/11
G&S,
I've got an internal interview coming up (for a small promotion) & i would love to fit that line in somewhere, see their faces, then rewind the clock back.
posted on 14/10/11
I've got a good joke guys........
Tbok
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"I've got an internal interview coming up"
Auditioning for a new set of lungs?
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JohnJensensGoal,
Very inventive.
TBOK
Peterbaey
posted on 14/10/11
Some of these jokes....
posted on 14/10/11
My wife asked me for a new phone, similar to a blackberry or an iPhone.
So I gave her a black-i.
posted on 14/10/11
3 men are at the Pearly gates and St Peter says.
'you must have some kind of transport to get around heaven, the transport depends if you took your marriage vowels seriously or not.'
He asks the 1st man, how was your marriage, to which he replied 'I had 4 lovers' St Peter then gives him a Robin Reliant and sends him through the gate.
The 2nd man admits to 5 lovers, so St peter gives him a bike.
The 3rd man is smiling. ' I have never ever cheated on my wife' Then a Lamborghini appears and he gets in and drives away.
1 week later all 3 men are at some traffic lights and the 3rd man is crying.
'Whats wrong with you ?, I have a Reliant and he has a bike, why are you crying ?' says the 1st man....
The 3rd man holds back his tears and says...'I have just seen my wife go by on a skateboard'
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Man answers the door to a Policeman.
Policeman shows him a picture. 'Is this your wife sir?'
'Yes' the man replies.
'I'm afraid it looks like she's been in an accident' the Policeman said solemnly.
'I know' the man replied 'but she's got a lovely personality'
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what do you call a woman with no legs running through a strawberry field?
Jammy cun t
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G&S,
It took me a few seconds but i got there in the end .
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