I was just at a cash machine behind this old woman. She asked me if I could check her balance.
So I pushed her over!
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I was looking for pictures of Tbok's wife on google and you'll never guess what I came across!
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That sounds more like a compliment than an insult
Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sack
G&S,
That one took me even longer to get.....but when i did, i nearly spat my coffee out.
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A father waiting outside the delivery room is approached by a doctor.
"Sir", he says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man asks, "What's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "Your son is ginger."
"And the good news?" asks the man.
"He's dead."
The Good Doctor,
I dont know whether to laugh at that one .
Oh sod it....
oOg,
Whats the punchline to that one?
Is it Spurs 2 - 1 Arsenal?
No I thought Tottenham works well as the joke and punchline!
Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who was the most drunk drunk the previous day
1st drunk says i was so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks
2nd drunk says Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night i drove home crashed into a tree
kicked my front door down and woke up in the garden
3rd drunk says Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night I stole a police car drove it into my house
threw the TV out of the window and wet the bed
The 1st drunk says I dont think you understood me Chunks is my dog
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that happened to me once.
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christ, i wasnt talking about the dog.
ArryRaptorlove,
I think kareoke was referring to the "Chunks" joke.
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there are some quality sexist jokes on here
comment by kareoke king26 (U1059)
posted 4 minutes ago
christ, i wasnt talking about the dog.
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Did Kareoke blow chunks?!
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posted on 14/10/11
I was just at a cash machine behind this old woman. She asked me if I could check her balance.
So I pushed her over!
posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
I was looking for pictures of Tbok's wife on google and you'll never guess what I came across!
My keyboard
========================
That sounds more like a compliment than an insult
Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
He got the sack
posted on 14/10/11
G&S,
That one took me even longer to get.....but when i did, i nearly spat my coffee out.
posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
A father waiting outside the delivery room is approached by a doctor.
"Sir", he says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man asks, "What's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "Your son is ginger."
"And the good news?" asks the man.
"He's dead."
posted on 14/10/11
The Good Doctor,
I dont know whether to laugh at that one .
Oh sod it....
posted on 14/10/11
Tottenham!
posted on 14/10/11
oOg,
Whats the punchline to that one?
Is it Spurs 2 - 1 Arsenal?
posted on 14/10/11
No I thought Tottenham works well as the joke and punchline!
posted on 14/10/11
Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who was the most drunk drunk the previous day
1st drunk says i was so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks
2nd drunk says Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night i drove home crashed into a tree
kicked my front door down and woke up in the garden
3rd drunk says Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night I stole a police car drove it into my house
threw the TV out of the window and wet the bed
The 1st drunk says I dont think you understood me Chunks is my dog
posted on 14/10/11
posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
that happened to me once.
posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
christ, i wasnt talking about the dog.
posted on 14/10/11
ArryRaptorlove,
I think kareoke was referring to the "Chunks" joke.
posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
there are some quality sexist jokes on here
posted on 14/10/11
comment by kareoke king26 (U1059)
posted 4 minutes ago
christ, i wasnt talking about the dog.
posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
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posted on 14/10/11
Did Kareoke blow chunks?!
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