a poor young urchin came up to me and pointed at my moustache and asked if I was doing Movember. I gave him 50p and told him to spend it on speech therapy lessons,

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The whole Movember paragraph was comedy gold

"I'll look forward to watching the England match with all the England players wearing their poppies with pride as they give the Spaniards their worst defeat since the Armarda."

What's 'Rememberance Day'

Dave Pundit, you are a legend in punditry and all other matters football.

Course you're not supposed to call them that now are you? I can't abide all this changing of names, Eastlands is now the Etihad stadium, St James's Park is now the Sport Direct Arena where will it end? I blame Arsenal and their poppy-burning sponsors. That's where this all started, whatever happened to traditional names like Old Trafford, Anfield or The Reebok?

The worst thing is that I've heard Chelsea are going to change the name of Stamford Bridge. It's an outrage. Unless they go with the suggestion I've sent them: The John Terry Grithole.

Right that's it for now, I'll look forward to watching the England match with all the England players wearing their poppies with pride as they give the Spaniards their worst defeat since the Armarda

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gets better and better dave....keep up the good work...

"What's 'Rememberance Day'"

A typo.

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U a living Legend sir

I can't believe a few of you have not only condoned the disgraceful mickey taking of disabled people, but you actually find it funny

In fact each nationality and race should have their own symbol and be forced to wear it at all times just to make identifying them easier. That'll remind everyone why we fought the fascists in the first place.
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Nice...

Very, very funny article...

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I can't believe a few of you have not only condoned the disgraceful mickey taking of disabled people, but you actually find it funny
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Admins, please open a disability board for this guy

Best one yet Dave

Gordon Armstrong

In fact each nationality and race should have their own symbol and be forced to wear it at all times just to make identifying them easier. That'll remind everyone why we fought the fascists in the first place.

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Top marks, well played sir!

I can't believe a few of you have not only condoned the disgraceful mickey taking of disabled people, but you actually find it funny
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all comedy takes the mickey out of someone. get over it.

Gordon, I truly hope you're an 'Anti-Dave Pundit' character created by whoever writes the Dave Pundit stuff, ie the same person, for comedic effect....

Otherwise you need to lighten up, and get a life.

Makes me proud Dave. Well said.

Thank you for the removal of the mickey taking of disabled people part.

The article is very good now . . . . very funny but I didn't understand the need to take the mickey out of disabled people who can't defend themselves

Gordon - he isnt taking the mickey out of disabled people. He is taking the mickey out of people with that attitude. Like Alf Garnett

Dave - you're a funny chap. They say the world is all about balance. You make up for the complete lack of wit displayed by the likes of serial WUManiser and the Eboue fanclub when they constantly WUM the Liverpool board with their ever hilarious car theft and Ander Carroll <insert laugh smiley> gags.

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You make up for the complete lack of wit displayed by the likes of serial WUManiser
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Thanks for the mention. I'm glad that i've put my Friday to good use by annoying a righteous pr!ck like yourself.

Will aim to do the same next week.

My favourite thing on JA606 ever,
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Shut it Ginger Minger Midget!!

The article is very good now . . . . very funny but I didn't understand the need to take the mickey out of disabled people who can't defend themselves
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dave pundit is a tongue in cheek poke at people with that sort of attitude... mimicing it to poke fun at neanderthal idiot pundits that pollute our tv/radio/papers with their trash.