N'Gog, Marry, Avoid: In which 100 women are asked what they'd do to David N'Gog. With hilarious consequences.

Can't cook, Won't cook

Watch Tevez refuse to help his cooking partner Mancini out in the kitchen of this famous culinary show.

Seriously who would give this 1*

Deal or No Deal

Darth Levy plays with Fulhams second club regarding players transfers, with hilarious consequences.

I'm a get me outta here!

John Terry... That is all!

The Two Ronnies

Wayne And Cristiano dress up as old ladies in a series of sketches to hilarious consequences and say goodnight from him even more hilariously.

The Matrix

Fantasy world where Fergie thinks the FA is against him. Where he sees people diving who don't dive and thinks the whole system is beyond a pale. If somebody mentions something in the real world in a press conference, he walks out.

Only Fools and Hotspurs:

Watch Wheeler dealer 'arry Redknapp and Clive allen strive to improve the fortunes of Tottenham hotspur.

Harry: "Don't worry Clive. This time next year we'll be Champions. We'll get right right to the top with my wheeling dealing and your GCE's"

Clive: "You're two bob you are Harry, two bob"

Harry: "Shut up you plonker!"

The Office

Karen Brady gets bent over a desk and pummeled by David Gold's 15 inch black rubber cóck, with hilarious consequences.

Supermarket Weep: Hosted by the ever so slightly tanned Cristiano Ronaldo, viewers are able to watch Man United, Shot stopper David de Gea rush around the local tescos in the hunt for some Krispy Kremes, Will he pay will he not? With hilarious consequences

The Adam Family, in which a monopaced scottish midfielder moves in to a historical building with freakish inhabitants.

Drove My Chevy to the Levy but the Levy Was Dry: Daniel Levy is a mechanic who specialises in Chevrolets. He is also a recovering alchoholic. His attempts to stay on the wagon amongst his rowdy party animal colleagues leads to hilarious consequences.

Celebrity Wife Swap

Starring Ryan Giggs

Ash in the Attic

Cheryl Cole details her no nonsense approach towards her cheating husband.

The Silence of the Lambs

A spinoff from Wenger Didn't See It. In this film Arsene young lambs are up against the big bad bulls of Man United. Van Persie calls Evra Negrito, a foot from Wenger, who says he didn't hear it.

Friends

John, Anton, Luis and Patrice share pranks and high jest as best buddies.

THC.

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Freunds - Sitcom following the lives of former German international Steffen Freund and his family after he relocates to New York.

The Royle Family - Joe Royle sits in front of the TV with his family wearing a vest and talking about his days as Everton and Man City manager, occasionally exclaiming catchphrases such as "Paulo Wanchope my ar*e!"

Porridge - Probably something about Joey Barton and Titus Bramble, maybe Harry Redknapp for the next series.

The Cleverley Hillbillies

Young Tom's time on loan at Wigan in a fly on the wall documentary

"Paulo Wanchope my ar*e!"

I'm a get me outta here!
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Ash in the Attic

Cheryl Cole details her no nonsense approach towards her cheating husband.
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Cheers

Alex Ferguson plays an aging football manger who spends the day phoning Howard Wilkinson and Peter Risdale to say "Cheers" for Eric Cantona & Rio Ferdinand, other cast members include David O'Leary, John Moncur and The Football Association.

I remember you made a similar article a while back, with hilarious consequences.