Knightrider

Zat Knight talks us through his favourite motorbikes.

My Name is Earle.

Robbie Earle promotes his new ticket agency.

Bold and the Beautiful

Christiano Ronaldo stands around with his perma tanned skin, pouting and not saying much and throwing all sorts of facial expressions as the camera focusses directly on him. With dramatic music playing in the background. No hilarious consequences.

Man Utd's 12th man

In a new documentary Howard Webb re-tells of his memories as a Man Utd player and Fergie's initial refusal to give him a pay rise.

Everybody loves Raymond Domenech

Blue Peter


Peter Crouch stands round telling mucky jokes.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

A culture clash comedy where a young Uruguayan constantly uses the wrong phrase landing him in hot water.

With, um, hilarious consequences.

The man from U.N.C.L.E

Harry Redknapp gives advice to Frank Lampart on his yo-yoing waistline.

*Warning: May contain flash images.

Upstairs downstairs: The lifestyle of wannabe wags.

Beauty and the Greek

Georgios Samaras tells the story of how he met his wife.

The Mentalist

Marco Boogers shows us round his caravan with hilarious consequences

Desperate scousewives - Oh that's a real show now

Last of the Tummy Tyne


Andy Carroll enters bootcamp

'I'm a Negrito, Get Me Out Of Here'

In a new series presented by Christopher Biggins, 4 famous footballers will live for a week in the Amazon and have to complete a number of 'survival' tasks to win the first prize. Some of the tasks include 'Beat the Bishop', 'Pyjama Man' and 'Christophers' Buttock Bounce.'

The eventual winner gets a contract with Anzhi. The loser will have 'Negrito' on the front of his shirt for a season.

Knowing Me Knowing You

Andy Goram talks about his battle with schizophrenia

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TRIFFIC-

a remake of goodfellas set in the heart of north london,centred around THE BOSS and his team of crack football player's......

whilst leading a double life as an offshore banker.........

Morecambe and Wise: Dennis Wise, down on his luck after losing his cushy job in the City, takes a job at lowly Morecambe in an attempt to get them to play football. With hilarious consequences.

brilliant!
5s

nice leopald......

One Man And His Dog -

In this series Wayne Rooney and his wife will undertake a variety of diverse everyday tasks. He can only communicate with Colleen with a series of whistles as she tries to tidy up the washing and put it in a sheep pen with Wayne firmly closing the gate with a rope before the buzzer sounds.

Family Guy: starring Darren Ferguson and his purple and blue wife.

With hilarious consequences.

That 70's Show

Sepp Blatter, JT and Luis Suarez in a lovingly reconstructed period drama reflecting attitudes of the day

I'm surprised nobody's done Sheiks and the City yet...

'I'm a Negrito, Get Me Out Of Here'