Get a good divorce lawyer?
Cheaper in the long run!
If I record her calling me a "worthless sack of ...." surely they'll go easy on my future earnings
You need be a bit more assertive, show her who's boss.
She can't direct you like that. You aren't the dominant one in the relationship, are you? In fact, you're the .
I'd say buy her whatever you desire mate
Toys for the bedroom, maybe? I done that for my ex and she still calls me up until this point.
If your wife is anything like me, you should get Scalextric. But of your wife actually is anything like me - go with Admin2's advice.
I'd never divorce you SKA
Possibly not, but I'm a gold digger.
Get her a voucher for the Rovers shop
How about the world's shortest DVD entitled "Kean's best managerial moments" or a set of 6 coasters, one for every game we've won under him!
Rent her Yakubu for Christmas day,
order a giant gift wrapped box, stick him in it and leave
him overnight under the tree (don't forget to leave holes in it so he can breathe).
Blue and White halved thong optional, but a nice touch.
Christmas is nowt but a big swizz
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posted on 5/12/11
Get a good divorce lawyer?
posted on 5/12/11
Cheaper in the long run!
If I record her calling me a "worthless sack of ...." surely they'll go easy on my future earnings
posted on 5/12/11
You need be a bit more assertive, show her who's boss.
She can't direct you like that. You aren't the dominant one in the relationship, are you? In fact, you're the .
I'd say buy her whatever you desire mate
Toys for the bedroom, maybe? I done that for my ex and she still calls me up until this point.
posted on 5/12/11
Subbuteo or Scalextric?
posted on 5/12/11
If your wife is anything like me, you should get Scalextric. But of your wife actually is anything like me - go with Admin2's advice.
posted on 5/12/11
I'd never divorce you SKA
posted on 5/12/11
Possibly not, but I'm a gold digger.
posted on 5/12/11
Get her a voucher for the Rovers shop
posted on 5/12/11
How about the world's shortest DVD entitled "Kean's best managerial moments" or a set of 6 coasters, one for every game we've won under him!
posted on 6/12/11
Rent her Yakubu for Christmas day,
order a giant gift wrapped box, stick him in it and leave
him overnight under the tree (don't forget to leave holes in it so he can breathe).
Blue and White halved thong optional, but a nice touch.
posted on 6/12/11
Christmas is nowt but a big swizz
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