**tumbleweed rolls by**

I hate tumbleweed.

Oh look! A five star rating.

Two five star ratings! How nice.

No Burnley fans though.

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If the Burnley fans were here Alvin, they'd hate you!!

Hate me!?!? I'm not the one breaking hearts of thousands...

Admin people hate you though! And I didn't even ask them too ... ha!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

Mornin', CGG, a valiant effort to create news from virtually nothing - don't despair, the tabloids have been doing it for years. I think your obvious talent should see you through your latest crisis. CGG trashed and removed from our board twice ? It can't happen.
Never !
I've seen the "lemon tango" (trademark @evensteadiereddie) shirt and I, weirdly, like it more than the new home shirt which is er, "retro" at it's worst.
Has Corky finally decided he's off ?
Surely McCann won't scarper after all the club have done for him ?
Just who are EH's targets ?
All old questions but still no hints.
How has the shutting down of the "Arsenal Voice" or whatever it was called, affected you, O Mighty One ?
Still, I suppose it will give you more time to scrape the empty Turf Moor barrel. Come on Eddie, give us something !
At the moment, I can't even be bothered hunting down and skewering the poor deluded fools who tried to WUM us last year.
Alvin ? Alvin ???

Hi I'm Alvin, Clare's on/off boyfriend. What seems to be the problem?

He says 'on/off boyfriend', I say 'majorly obsessive and slightly sinister stalker.' I guess it's all a matter of perception. And mental stability.

Thanks Eddie (I'm going to call you Eddie, although I still think of you as Cuneo). This time of the season's really bad for any sort of news isn't it? I hope there's some transfer activity at both of our clubs soon ... actuel solid deals instead of rumour would be nice.

I'm afraid the closing of Arsenal Voice, if that was its name, made absolutely no impression on me.

A slightly sinister stalker called Alvin, all I got was a psycho loser, from Bolton but he's been made to behave himself so I musn't grumble....
I think the forum was called, surprisingly enough, "Your Arsenal".... I'll let you fill in the punchline, CGG.

I shall refrain from your kind offer Eddie! I think we've all got active enough imaginations to complete that one ...

Fair enough but "Your Arsenal" ? Somebody had a sense of humour setting that site up.
What are you up to today, CGG, apart from avoiding (?) the advances of Amourous Alvin ?
Given the lack of anything coming out of Turf Moor that we can get our teeth into, Messi excepted, I'm off biking round the Derbyshire Peak District today so that should be OK if the weather holds up and the pubs are open as planned.
Maybe we're not in such a bad position regarding the lack of transfer news from t'Turf. I'd hate to be a fan of these wannabe clubs who are desperate to be linked to a name, any name, usually a third rate African or East European. They know that if the player really was any good, the big clubs would have had them like a shot.
Maybe its better for them and us not to look daft by indulging in baseless and ultimately disappointing speculation. In Eddie we trust.
Anyway, have a good day, y'all, and I'll catch you and any other BFC or Arsenal types on here later.

and it's here, enjoy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8_7ZCD3R4E

WES, that's absolutely brilliant! Love the choice of music. Well done!! It deserves its own article though.

thanks CGG, I had to be at work only 15 minutes after I posted though and it took 3 hours to upload but it's up and there for entertaining