Preferred Harry Secombe though. "Wharra cracker, it's the way I tell 'em"
Milligan on Secombe:
"I'm glad he died before me, because I didn't want him to sing at my funeral."
I'm sorry, i don't understand all this Spanish colloquialism
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
So let's recap :
1. He's a pervert
2. He's self obsessed
3. He's controlling
4. He's vain
5. He's spiteful
6. He's a scrounger.
Praise the lord
Have a quick look through these (if it tickles your fancy):
http://jamesaquilone.com/101-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/
George Carlin may be the most hit and miss comedian i've ever watched. A mixture of original and witty insight.....then he's also capable of cringeworthy easy-laugh-from-stupid-Americans moments.
True enough.
Tom Robbins?
No thanks, i've just eaten.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
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My favourite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UecRfBJ2LBM
My personal favourite. It's probably funnier if you watch the whole sketch though
I like his one on fat people.
renoog is a fan of constipation.
I'd been wondering what to call it since 6am and I've only got 1 minute left, so I'm taking the easy way out. Time to call it a day.
I have a female friend who can't have kids so she asked her mentally ill sister to be her surrogate. Unfortunately she miscarried.
Never put all your eggs in one basket case.
Rayo 2-0 up in Vigo. Kenty's gonna be a happy bunny.
What's up doc?
How's it going IOAG?
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posted on 6/4/13
Preferred Harry Secombe though. "Wharra cracker, it's the way I tell 'em"
posted on 6/4/13
Spike Milligan.
posted on 6/4/13
Milligan on Secombe:
"I'm glad he died before me, because I didn't want him to sing at my funeral."
posted on 6/4/13
I'm sorry, i don't understand all this Spanish colloquialism
posted on 6/4/13
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
posted on 6/4/13
So let's recap :
1. He's a pervert
2. He's self obsessed
3. He's controlling
4. He's vain
5. He's spiteful
6. He's a scrounger.
Praise the lord
posted on 6/4/13
Have a quick look through these (if it tickles your fancy):
http://jamesaquilone.com/101-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/
posted on 6/4/13
George Carlin may be the most hit and miss comedian i've ever watched. A mixture of original and witty insight.....then he's also capable of cringeworthy easy-laugh-from-stupid-Americans moments.
posted on 6/4/13
True enough.
Tom Robbins?
posted on 6/4/13
No thanks, i've just eaten.
posted on 6/4/13
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
--------------------
My favourite
posted on 6/4/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UecRfBJ2LBM
My personal favourite. It's probably funnier if you watch the whole sketch though
posted on 6/4/13
I like his one on fat people.
posted on 6/4/13
renoog is a fan of constipation.
posted on 7/4/13
I'd been wondering what to call it since 6am and I've only got 1 minute left, so I'm taking the easy way out. Time to call it a day.
posted on 7/4/13
Good day.
posted on 7/4/13
I have a female friend who can't have kids so she asked her mentally ill sister to be her surrogate. Unfortunately she miscarried.
Never put all your eggs in one basket case.
posted on 7/4/13
Night IOAG
Uppy
posted on 7/4/13
One of my own
posted on 7/4/13
Rayo 2-0 up in Vigo. Kenty's gonna be a happy bunny.
posted on 7/4/13
Afternoon chaps
posted on 7/4/13
Hi Doc.
posted on 7/4/13
What's up doc?
How's it going IOAG?
posted on 7/4/13
Hi LRF
posted on 7/4/13
Choice
How's life?
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