Your wife wasn't complaining
We need the season to start, don't we.
thats because i only last 30 seconds
So you can stare at men in shorts Jay?
Bury a potato...
Leave it a few weeks.
Dunc
That's what she was trying to say! I couldn't hear her mouth was full
dunc's wife was trying to entice me over the other evening,
"Dunc's out for a few hours, I'm running a shower, wink wink"
I quickly got into my car and started to head over, but on route she sent me a picture message, once I saw her dangling the carrot I had second thoughts and turned the car around
When one ploughs then sows ones seed, should one throw seed all over the place or concentrate the throw?
Please advise.
all man my mrs . . or at least she used to be
I can't tell if this is purely a joke thread, but I have a greenhouse, mostly for herbs, and any tips would be helpful.
I do have tomatoes growing, thy are quite large but still green, when will these be ready to eat? I also have broccoli currently only leaves though.
I also considered planting some marajuana seeds, how likely an I to hide this from my girlfriend?
hector, on the mounds or in a hole. Anywhere else is a waste.
I do have tomatoes growing, thy are quite large but still green, when will these be ready to eat?
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when they turn red
I also considered planting some marajuana seeds, how likely an I to hide this from my girlfriend?
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Your girlfriend shouldn't be an issue, as you can just tell her the greenhouse is where you go to relax, or some shít like that.
It's the police you'll need to worry about now after saying that on a public forum
Maybe ill not plant those then she does water the plants but she doesn't know what herb is what so thought I might get away with it.
How long do tomatoes take to turn red
I was out with my mate Cumber and we went to see a movie. She annoyed everyone when she ran in front of them all and tried to buy a ticket.
I told her calmly, 'you have to cucumber'.
I can't tell if this is purely a joke thread, but I have a greenhouse, mostly for herbs
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When they harvest put me down for a couple of ounce
Robb...
That was terrible...
I was out with my mate Cumber and we went to see a movie. She annoyed everyone when she ran in front of them all and tried to buy a ticket.
I told her calmly, 'you have to cucumber'.
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puns are sooooo june 13 . . keep on topic aussie boy
Pun of the day to make a return tomorrow Dunc?
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posted on 6/8/13
You've stolen my idea
posted on 6/8/13
too slow my man
posted on 6/8/13
Your wife wasn't complaining
posted on 6/8/13
We need the season to start, don't we.
posted on 6/8/13
thats because i only last 30 seconds
posted on 6/8/13
So you can stare at men in shorts Jay?
posted on 6/8/13
Bury a potato...
Leave it a few weeks.
posted on 6/8/13
Dunc
That's what she was trying to say! I couldn't hear her mouth was full
posted on 6/8/13
dunc's wife was trying to entice me over the other evening,
"Dunc's out for a few hours, I'm running a shower, wink wink"
I quickly got into my car and started to head over, but on route she sent me a picture message, once I saw her dangling the carrot I had second thoughts and turned the car around
posted on 6/8/13
When one ploughs then sows ones seed, should one throw seed all over the place or concentrate the throw?
Please advise.
posted on 6/8/13
all man my mrs . . or at least she used to be
posted on 6/8/13
I can't tell if this is purely a joke thread, but I have a greenhouse, mostly for herbs, and any tips would be helpful.
I do have tomatoes growing, thy are quite large but still green, when will these be ready to eat? I also have broccoli currently only leaves though.
I also considered planting some marajuana seeds, how likely an I to hide this from my girlfriend?
posted on 6/8/13
hector, on the mounds or in a hole. Anywhere else is a waste.
posted on 6/8/13
I do have tomatoes growing, thy are quite large but still green, when will these be ready to eat?
----------
when they turn red
posted on 6/8/13
I also considered planting some marajuana seeds, how likely an I to hide this from my girlfriend?
---
Your girlfriend shouldn't be an issue, as you can just tell her the greenhouse is where you go to relax, or some shít like that.
It's the police you'll need to worry about now after saying that on a public forum
posted on 6/8/13
posted on 6/8/13
Maybe ill not plant those then she does water the plants but she doesn't know what herb is what so thought I might get away with it.
How long do tomatoes take to turn red
posted on 6/8/13
I was out with my mate Cumber and we went to see a movie. She annoyed everyone when she ran in front of them all and tried to buy a ticket.
I told her calmly, 'you have to cucumber'.
posted on 6/8/13
I can't tell if this is purely a joke thread, but I have a greenhouse, mostly for herbs
----------------------------------------------
When they harvest put me down for a couple of ounce
posted on 6/8/13
i dont fecking know
posted on 6/8/13
"when they turn red"
posted on 6/8/13
Robb...
That was terrible...
posted on 6/8/13
I was out with my mate Cumber and we went to see a movie. She annoyed everyone when she ran in front of them all and tried to buy a ticket.
I told her calmly, 'you have to cucumber'.
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puns are sooooo june 13 . . keep on topic aussie boy
posted on 6/8/13
Jesus Christ rob
posted on 6/8/13
Pun of the day to make a return tomorrow Dunc?
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