I twisted my ankle on the way to work this morning - As such I have decided to do fúck all today
How did you manage to twist your ankle?
There's a step outside my door at home. I was locking the door, turned around to walk to the train, and slipped off the step.
Fortunately no one saw me.
sometimes if i trip up but dont fall i go into a jog as if i did it on purpose
If you do fall, you need to work it in to some kind of roll/evasive maneuver and claim that someone was about to shoot you. It is impossible to disprove, and makes you look better
sometimes if i trip up but dont fall i go into a jog as if i did it on purpose
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I think that's a bloke thing.
comment by Mæstro 💩 (U8867)
posted 16 minutes ago
sometimes if i trip up but dont fall i go into a jog as if i did it on purpose
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I think that's a bloke thing.
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Like a loose slab in the pavement, you take a stumble and do the 'Dad run' (Peter Kay) and gradually slow down after about 3 seconds?
pleanty of home grown produce here
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comment by Hippo on Toast (mufc) - follow the new ja606 twitter @jalob_official (U1301)
posted 19 seconds ago
furk dis thread y'all
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dont come in here with all your gangsta slang
this is for gardening people
I thought this thread had been buried
pride this isnt a pun thread
comment by Ù…Øمود (U16689)
posted 31 minutes ago
Disgusting cůnts.
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We didn't ask about your mrs' vág
yeah you tell em Jay, its an allotment forum, not a fishmongers
I was just reading back through the comments..
I thought an apple tree took a year to grow.
ive not read them in months, im gonna go back and read
pride this isnt a pun thread
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My bad, I assumed that was the root of the thread
comment by Mæstro - Turning articles into sharticles, since 11/07/11 (U8867)
posted 9 minutes ago
I was just reading back through the comments..
I thought an apple tree took a year to grow.
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How is the apple tree coming along anyway?
It's not, I rotovated over it.
I knew what I was doing, I am planning on just buying a tree and planting it. Unless we move house, which is currently being discussed.
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posted on 6/8/13
I twisted my ankle on the way to work this morning - As such I have decided to do fúck all today
posted on 6/8/13
How did you manage to twist your ankle?
posted on 6/8/13
There's a step outside my door at home. I was locking the door, turned around to walk to the train, and slipped off the step.
Fortunately no one saw me.
posted on 6/8/13
sometimes if i trip up but dont fall i go into a jog as if i did it on purpose
posted on 6/8/13
If you do fall, you need to work it in to some kind of roll/evasive maneuver and claim that someone was about to shoot you. It is impossible to disprove, and makes you look better
posted on 6/8/13
sometimes if i trip up but dont fall i go into a jog as if i did it on purpose
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I think that's a bloke thing.
posted on 6/8/13
comment by Mæstro 💩 (U8867)
posted 16 minutes ago
sometimes if i trip up but dont fall i go into a jog as if i did it on purpose
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I think that's a bloke thing.
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Like a loose slab in the pavement, you take a stumble and do the 'Dad run' (Peter Kay) and gradually slow down after about 3 seconds?
posted on 6/8/13
thats the one
posted on 6/8/13
Nice
posted on 26/2/14
mmm home grown carrots
posted on 26/2/14
Disgusting cůnts.
posted on 26/2/14
pleanty of home grown produce here
posted on 26/2/14
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posted on 26/2/14
comment by Hippo on Toast (mufc) - follow the new ja606 twitter @jalob_official (U1301)
posted 19 seconds ago
furk dis thread y'all
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dont come in here with all your gangsta slang
this is for gardening people
posted on 26/2/14
ahh lovely
posted on 26/2/14
I thought this thread had been buried
posted on 26/2/14
pride this isnt a pun thread
posted on 26/2/14
comment by Ù…Øمود (U16689)
posted 31 minutes ago
Disgusting cůnts.
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We didn't ask about your mrs' vág
posted on 26/2/14
yeah you tell em Jay, its an allotment forum, not a fishmongers
posted on 26/2/14
I was just reading back through the comments..
I thought an apple tree took a year to grow.
posted on 26/2/14
ive not read them in months, im gonna go back and read
posted on 26/2/14
pride this isnt a pun thread
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My bad, I assumed that was the root of the thread
posted on 26/2/14
comment by Mæstro - Turning articles into sharticles, since 11/07/11 (U8867)
posted 9 minutes ago
I was just reading back through the comments..
I thought an apple tree took a year to grow.
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How is the apple tree coming along anyway?
posted on 26/2/14
It's not, I rotovated over it.
posted on 26/2/14
I knew what I was doing, I am planning on just buying a tree and planting it. Unless we move house, which is currently being discussed.
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