You really are desperate for a 100+ article today.

What with your bloody heffalumps.

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the heffalumps was a píss take on Robbs crappy zombie article ( although heffalumps are quite cool).

this article is actually from another thread that seriously got into a deep vegetable discussion

My word, the standard of articles on here are a disgrace.

Where are the wums, the good ones, that is.

What happened to Hafi and W&R?

MUDD

this isnt a wumming article, people were discussing vegitation on another article so i though a genuine allotment article would be appreciated

What happened to Hafi and W&R?

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wrong type of vegetable jay

Since when have s been a vegetable

the heffalumps was a píss take on Robbs crappy zombie article

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Ah, I see, I wouldn't have seen that, and just as well.

comment by Jay. (U16498) posted 11 minutes ago
Macca. Not that I'm doubting your knowledge cuckoos....but do they really pounce?

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Of course they do ffs

I also considered planting some marajuana seeds, how likely an I to hide this from my girlfriend?

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They need 12 hours worth of sunlight. You wont get that much in England, that's why people buy the lights...

It stinks too...so you'll need some way of disguise the smell.

It stinks too...so you'll need some way of disguise the smell.

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there are so many things i could use here

It's not a bad smell, but it's frowned upon.

It bloody stinks. Weaving in and out of traffic in a morning coming in to work, you can smell it coming out of some people's cars/vans.

It's a great smell.

One of my mates always smokes it, it's amazing walking into his house and getting a lung full...brings back memories of the good 'ol days!

wrong type of vegetable
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ive given up smoking and im on the e-liquid cigs . . iyou can actually get weed flavour

I stopped smoking about 18 months ago now, but I still smoke when I drink. I've tried them ecigs, and they seem the best thing to use if you want to stop.

The gum tastes like a tramps ashtray, and the patches are crap.

I only ever smoke when I'm wasted. Never really got the point of it, but since everyone else is píssing off outside for a cig, I figure I might aswell too

So, you're a sheep? You just follow your friends, and do what they do?

comment by Jay. (U16498) posted 1 minute ago
I only ever smoke when I'm wasted
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40 a day man eh?

Not normally, I don't smoke when I'm sober Drunk Jay isn't usually capable of making his own decisions.

I only ever smoke when I'm wasted

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Or on fire?

It wasn't even a proper bet. Someone just said "I bet you wont throw your phone in to the pool"

So I did

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Just thought I'd use an example from yesterday to try to explain.

Macca is still not talking to me

He's washing his vegetables.

"Macca is still not talking to me"

That's because he's wise beyond his years