A subscription to Pronhub and a life-size cutout of Gail is much cheaper, that's all I'm saying

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comment by (kash) I'm the Mané - 6 Times Baby (U1108)

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30k fack me

There are guys here who can 3 weddings for that price
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Lol, not even an exaggeration
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My two weddings cost me about $12K between them
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Seems a bit on the cheap side, did you use paper plates?

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comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
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comment by (kash) I'm the Mané - 6 Times Baby (U1108)

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30k fack me

There are guys here who can 3 weddings for that price
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Lol, not even an exaggeration
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My two weddings cost me about $12K between them
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How many wives can you have in Mormon culture?

Such expensive weddings

We went to Georgia for ours. 2k all in. Resuturant on a river, 100 guests, all tables filled with food and gallons of wine, her uncle made, as he owns many vineyards. Food cooked throughout and dishes replaced with new foods. Traditional dancers which come free if one of the two are foreign. Plus all the other crap, photos, video, drivers, cars from church to resturant etc. Bloody two guys in traditional warrior uniform forming a bridge with swords as we walked under

Also a plate which you have to smash with your foot. Apparently tradition dictates whoever smashes it, and depending on the force you smash it with, determines who wears the trousers in the relationship going forward. It didn't work.

I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.

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comment by Neo (U9135)
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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
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comment by The Duality of Van (Dijk) (U21747)
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comment by (kash) I'm the Mané - 6 Times Baby (U1108)

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30k fack me

There are guys here who can 3 weddings for that price
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Lol, not even an exaggeration
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My two weddings cost me about $12K between them
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Seems a bit on the cheap side, did you use paper plates?
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For the first one, yes

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comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
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Such expensive weddings

We went to Georgia for ours. 2k all in. Resuturant on a river, 100 guests, all tables filled with food and gallons of wine, her uncle made, as he owns many vineyards. Food cooked throughout and dishes replaced with new foods. Traditional dancers which come free if one of the two are foreign. Plus all the other crap, photos, video, drivers, cars from church to resturant etc. Bloody two guys in traditional warrior uniform forming a bridge with swords as we walked under

Also a plate which you have to smash with your foot. Apparently tradition dictates whoever smashes it, and depending on the force you smash it with, determines who wears the trousers in the relationship going forward. It didn't work.

I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.
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But you're asking people to get out to Georgia with their own money, which is why I would never get married. Basically asking people to use up holiday time to come to your wedding.... not for me.
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Yeah, only my mother, brother and a friend came from my side. The friend was supposed to be my best man but tradition didn't allow it apparently as the best man had to be Orthodox Christian. So she had to ask some guy I hadn't met, who did a good job to be fair. Her family now don't speak to him as he ran for mayor and they didn't vote for him

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comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 19 seconds ago
Such expensive weddings

We went to Georgia for ours. 2k all in. Resuturant on a river, 100 guests, all tables filled with food and gallons of wine, her uncle made, as he owns many vineyards. Food cooked throughout and dishes replaced with new foods. Traditional dancers which come free if one of the two are foreign. Plus all the other crap, photos, video, drivers, cars from church to resturant etc. Bloody two guys in traditional warrior uniform forming a bridge with swords as we walked under

Also a plate which you have to smash with your foot. Apparently tradition dictates whoever smashes it, and depending on the force you smash it with, determines who wears the trousers in the relationship going forward. It didn't work.

I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.
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But you're asking people to get out to Georgia with their own money, which is why I would never get married. Basically asking people to use up holiday time to come to your wedding.... not for me.
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Yeah, only my mother, brother and a friend came from my side. The friend was supposed to be my best man but tradition didn't allow it apparently as the best man had to be Orthodox Christian. So she had to ask some guy I hadn't met, who did a good job to be fair. Her family now don't speak to him as he ran for mayor and they didn't vote for him
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Did you hire Kevin Hart as your wedding ringer?

Should have just invited Winston

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comment by Prankster - Unbeaten and Unbearable Super World European Champions (U6283)
posted 1 minute ago
Fack that been with the mrs twenty fackin years and no wedding
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Fair play. If we didn't have kids I'm not sure we'd have got married. 20k plus could have been used far better than a p1ss up with mates..
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It would be nice tbf but not the highest priority for me, and the mrs was married when I met her so she ain’t too fussed either been there done that and all that

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comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
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Such expensive weddings

We went to Georgia for ours. 2k all in. Resuturant on a river, 100 guests, all tables filled with food and gallons of wine, her uncle made, as he owns many vineyards. Food cooked throughout and dishes replaced with new foods. Traditional dancers which come free if one of the two are foreign. Plus all the other crap, photos, video, drivers, cars from church to resturant etc. Bloody two guys in traditional warrior uniform forming a bridge with swords as we walked under

Also a plate which you have to smash with your foot. Apparently tradition dictates whoever smashes it, and depending on the force you smash it with, determines who wears the trousers in the relationship going forward. It didn't work.

I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.
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But you're asking people to get out to Georgia with their own money, which is why I would never get married. Basically asking people to use up holiday time to come to your wedding.... not for me.
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Yeah, only my mother, brother and a friend came from my side. The friend was supposed to be my best man but tradition didn't allow it apparently as the best man had to be Orthodox Christian. So she had to ask some guy I hadn't met, who did a good job to be fair. Her family now don't speak to him as he ran for mayor and they didn't vote for him
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So you had 100 guests and like 4 were "your" friends?!

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Exactly. Although I did know about 30 others, her family, her close friends who I'd met.

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comment by GTWI4T- some people deserve to get trolled (U6008)
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comment by Prankster - Unbeaten and Unbearable Super World European Champions (U6283)
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Fack that been with the mrs twenty fackin years and no wedding
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Fair play. If we didn't have kids I'm not sure we'd have got married. 20k plus could have been used far better than a p1ss up with mates..
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It would be nice tbf but not the highest priority for me, and the mrs was married when I met her so she ain’t too fussed eitherbeen there done that and all that
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So you was her bit on the side before she left the husband?

comment by (kash) I'm the Mané - 6 Times Baby (U1108)
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comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
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Such expensive weddings

We went to Georgia for ours. 2k all in. Resuturant on a river, 100 guests, all tables filled with food and gallons of wine, her uncle made, as he owns many vineyards. Food cooked throughout and dishes replaced with new foods. Traditional dancers which come free if one of the two are foreign. Plus all the other crap, photos, video, drivers, cars from church to resturant etc. Bloody two guys in traditional warrior uniform forming a bridge with swords as we walked under

Also a plate which you have to smash with your foot. Apparently tradition dictates whoever smashes it, and depending on the force you smash it with, determines who wears the trousers in the relationship going forward. It didn't work.

I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.
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But you're asking people to get out to Georgia with their own money, which is why I would never get married. Basically asking people to use up holiday time to come to your wedding.... not for me.
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Yeah, only my mother, brother and a friend came from my side. The friend was supposed to be my best man but tradition didn't allow it apparently as the best man had to be Orthodox Christian. So she had to ask some guy I hadn't met, who did a good job to be fair. Her family now don't speak to him as he ran for mayor and they didn't vote for him
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Did you hire Kevin Hart as your wedding ringer?

Should have just invited Winston
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He'd still be there arguing now. He would never have returned home.

comment by (kash) I'm the Mané - 6 Times Baby (U1108)
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comment by Prankster - Unbeaten and Unbearable Super Worl... (U6283)
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comment by GTWI4T- some people deserve to get trolled (U6008)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Prankster - Unbeaten and Unbearable Super World European Champions (U6283)
posted 1 minute ago
Fack that been with the mrs twenty fackin years and no wedding
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Fair play. If we didn't have kids I'm not sure we'd have got married. 20k plus could have been used far better than a p1ss up with mates..
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It would be nice tbf but not the highest priority for me, and the mrs was married when I met her so she ain’t too fussed eitherbeen there done that and all that
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So you was her bit on the side before she left the husband?
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Something like that

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comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 19 seconds ago
Such expensive weddings

We went to Georgia for ours. 2k all in. Resuturant on a river, 100 guests, all tables filled with food and gallons of wine, her uncle made, as he owns many vineyards. Food cooked throughout and dishes replaced with new foods. Traditional dancers which come free if one of the two are foreign. Plus all the other crap, photos, video, drivers, cars from church to resturant etc. Bloody two guys in traditional warrior uniform forming a bridge with swords as we walked under

Also a plate which you have to smash with your foot. Apparently tradition dictates whoever smashes it, and depending on the force you smash it with, determines who wears the trousers in the relationship going forward. It didn't work.

I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.
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But you're asking people to get out to Georgia with their own money, which is why I would never get married. Basically asking people to use up holiday time to come to your wedding.... not for me.
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Yeah, only my mother, brother and a friend came from my side. The friend was supposed to be my best man but tradition didn't allow it apparently as the best man had to be Orthodox Christian. So she had to ask some guy I hadn't met, who did a good job to be fair. Her family now don't speak to him as he ran for mayor and they didn't vote for him
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So you had 100 guests and like 4 were "your" friends?!

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Safe to say who won the plate smashing tradition then

Not seen insert about today, I’m not sure he realises he’s on match thread duty tonight

Last one I did in the CL was our mauling in Barca so I ain’t doing it.

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comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 19 seconds ago
Such expensive weddings

We went to Georgia for ours. 2k all in. Resuturant on a river, 100 guests, all tables filled with food and gallons of wine, her uncle made, as he owns many vineyards. Food cooked throughout and dishes replaced with new foods. Traditional dancers which come free if one of the two are foreign. Plus all the other crap, photos, video, drivers, cars from church to resturant etc. Bloody two guys in traditional warrior uniform forming a bridge with swords as we walked under

Also a plate which you have to smash with your foot. Apparently tradition dictates whoever smashes it, and depending on the force you smash it with, determines who wears the trousers in the relationship going forward. It didn't work.

I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.
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But you're asking people to get out to Georgia with their own money, which is why I would never get married. Basically asking people to use up holiday time to come to your wedding.... not for me.
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Yeah, only my mother, brother and a friend came from my side. The friend was supposed to be my best man but tradition didn't allow it apparently as the best man had to be Orthodox Christian. So she had to ask some guy I hadn't met, who did a good job to be fair. Her family now don't speak to him as he ran for mayor and they didn't vote for him
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So you had 100 guests and like 4 were "your" friends?!

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Safe to say who won the plate smashing tradition then
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Me. It never worked.

comment by Prankster - Unbeaten and Unbearable Super World European Champions (U6283)
posted 24 minutes ago
Not seen insert about today, I’m not sure he realises he’s on match thread duty tonight

Last one I did in the CL was our mauling in Barca so I ain’t doing it.
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I’ll be avoiding it until about 8 tonite

Ok so whose doing the match thread

Doesn’t have to include much content, subject header and teams will do

comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
I was blasting the wine into me and she told me to slow down as it's not like factory produced wine, it's really strong. I told her not to tell me what to do. Next minute I'm waking up the next day as she lay next to me with a face like thunder.

Good times.
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Would love to help but I'm heading my local tonight

With Mrs Irish 19 years and married 11. Got married in Rome with 45 of our close friends and family. Gave everyone 15 months notice and no pressure to go
Fack would I do it here costs a fooking fortune

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Subs: Adrian, Milner, Keita, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Minamino, Origi, Matip.

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