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posted on 5/12/14

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 2 minutes ago
My other half hates sport but I still bore her talking about it
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Mrs Forza hates me watching Napoli games

"thats all u ever watch" (2 hrs a week)

If I dont watch the game

"some fan u are, why you not watch?"


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GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE MY TEA!!!

posted on 5/12/14

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 2 minutes ago
My other half hates sport but I still bore her talking about it
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Mrs Forza hates me watching Napoli games

"thats all u ever watch" (2 hrs a week)

If I dont watch the game

"some fan u are, why you not watch?"


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Yeah and to top it off, she always told me she loved watching football and would enjoy watching Liverpool games with me. As soon as the ring went on, she hated football and anything related to it.

posted on 5/12/14

comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
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comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 50 seconds ago
comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 14 seconds ago
You can lose your phone but watch and ring? Hoe does that happen?
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I didn't lose them. They stole them.
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Physically took them off you?
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Yeah. I didn't realise until the next day when I remembered one of them grabbing my finger, I thought he was just trying to break it. I was slightly drunk
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So you have reported the theft?
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No. They will just say they didn't take them and that will be that. Also they are members of a certain infamous paramilitary group, so I think it's best I just leave it after they dropped the charges of assault.
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A bit silly to pick a fight with them then.
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I didn't pick a fight. He was grabbing me, I had to defend myself. It was either get a beating and do nothing about it or at least break one of their noses and get the beating.
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You should have agreed to leave,If you broke the nose of one of them you won't be allowed back in and will likely get more punishment in the future.Assuming it actually happened.
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I wasn't in the place, I had no choice but to leave but when somebody is grabbing you by the throat you can't exactly go anywhere, you're just waiting on him punching you and getting a great shot in as he is in the perfect position to do so, I wasn't giving him that, I'm not an idiot. My face would have been a lot worse then.

I don't mind if I'm not allowed back, I only go out a couple of times a year and usually choose places a bit more classy than that hell hole.

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posted on 5/12/14

comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 1 minute ago
I am not convinced .Doesn't matter how drunk I was I wouldn't stick the nut on someone with paramilitary connections.
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Well then you'd probably have a broken nose amongst other things, for simply trying to go into a club and then standing still when grabbed by the throat as somebody pulls his other arm back to punch the face of you.

I preferred to at least try.

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comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 1 minute ago
Which club was this?
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Thompson's.

posted on 5/12/14

Please add:

Those drivers who are so oblivious to their surroundings that they don't give way / move aside for an ambulance in full emergency mode while everyone else does....

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RAP. I jolly well hate roughians too. Consider those beastly urchins added.

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posted on 12/12/14

People who stand very very close behind me in cues, I give the person in front oceans of room and space but the person behind me is practically bumping into me the whole cue time.

posted on 12/12/14

comment by Choice City (U6187)
posted 13 minutes ago
People who stand very very close behind me in cues, I give the person in front oceans of room and space but the person behind me is practically bumping into me the whole cue time.
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Or people who stand so close to you when talking to you that they're practically stealing your oxygen

posted on 12/12/14

The routine fat person who always has to be sat next to you on flights.

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I sat next to a morbidly obese, obnoxious Afrikaaner with BO and a small bladder on a flight to J'Burg.
It was the longest eleven hours in my life .

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comment by IAWT (U10012)

posted on 12/12/14

Is this thread still going??!!

Ok, I don't know if it has been mentioned but people on the escalator who are either blocking the way or pretending to be walking but going at snail's pace (so end up blocking the way as well)

posted on 12/12/14

mobile libraries books on fooking wheels all those services

posted on 12/12/14

comment by IAWR (U10012)
posted 1 hour, 48 minutes ago
Is this thread still going??!!

Ok, I don't know if it has been mentioned but people on the escalator who are either blocking the wayor pretending to be walking but going at snail's pace (so end up blocking the way as well)
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Aren't escalators made for standing on, not walking on?

posted on 12/12/14

I like sitting next to fat birds on the plane

you don't need a blanket as they're half on you and if you get hungry after the meal has already been served then you can usually find a chicken leg or summat somewhere in a roll. And it's still nice and warm/moist.

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