Disney Star Wars isn't real Star Wars fam. Acolyte epitomises the ruination of this once great and beloved IP.

comment by Superb - the Director's Cut (U6486)
posted 4 minutes ago
Disney Star Wars isn't real Star Wars fam. Acolyte epitomises the ruination of this once great and beloved IP.
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Superb, it's too late for young padawan Stringer. He has been twisted and manipulated by Darth Kennedy and now he is blind. Him and many like him will continue to defend this nonsense in the name of SW but in reality, they are damning it.

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 55 minutes ago
comment by The Guvnor XI -AKA The Shōguv (U12889)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Superb - the Director's Cut (U6486)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
https://youtu.be/vFEFjy44f4A?si=jsqAe9ZL9ThuQxUY
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Jar Jar studios delivering more quality than Disney studios.
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How very dare you. On a Star Wars thread, you join in the mockery. You’re no leader. You’re a ‘well, if you can’t beat em, join them’ type of ho..

In these here streets we call that a biiitch move, made by a… a biiiitch!!

Seeing as though there elections in the air, I propose for Guv to have the Party Whip-sabre taken away and he be suspended following an internal inquiry.

Oh wait.. dont want any misunderstandings, the internal inquiry won’t involve an investigation and the like, no no.. This internal investigation requires all Council members to wear their Stormtrooper Boots….
Order 1.5 is a go, awaiting authorisation authentication.

Never go against the SW family fam!!
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I am the SW family.

Whilst you were a young womp rat, suckling on your mams teet, I was supporting real Star Wars. The originals, the prequels, the animated shows and the books. Disney have failed the people but you seem content to transition from your mams bosom to Kathleen Kennedys. Fans like you are the reason she maintains her hold over SW and continues to sully and stain everything this franchise celebrated.

Your calls for an election are a smokescreen and just like Sunak, you'll be returning to the council with your tail between your legs, saying your sorry.

Acolyte = Blueylite

Sage words as always from 4za.

Right, Acolyte, so where is this show going… and what does this show have going for it,

Answer 1, I don’t know.
Obviously all down to just Jedi master Squid, and Smilo Ren, and B-Tec Shulk.
Are they going to end with Darth Plagueis… am I going to give a damn?

Answer 2.. Smilo Ren and Squid game guy. Pip the droid maybe… wasted opportunity.

HOLY CRAP SOL IS SQUID GAME GUY

Mind literally blown how did I not realise that before??

I'm going with answer 3 - something that could have been intruiging and exciting happens that is poorly executed and we see it coming from a mile away.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
Mind literally blown how did I not realise that before??

I'm going with answer 3 - something that could have been intruiging and exciting happens that is poorly executed and we see it coming from a mile away.
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Well let’s see…
Jedi Squi Gon turns out to be bad.
But that doesn’t make a lick of sense..

Man, I don’t know what in the hell Mae is vex aboot.
What she doing again?!

B-Tec Shulk has the Whip Saber, so she obviously whopped Silmo. So they got history. But is she bad?

Smilo Ren, I mean what’s happening, so Osha turning heel, cos, hell why not.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 22 minutes ago
HOLY CRAP SOL IS SQUID GAME GUY
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Ain't even seen Squid Game and I knew that

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 40 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 22 minutes ago
HOLY CRAP SOL IS SQUID GAME GUY
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Ain't even seen Squid Game and I knew that
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Good for you.

So yeh.. The Acolyte Ep 7, is almost upon us.
Yeh… 😮‍💨😵‍💫

What can they do in 2 eps to save the show?

Go dark, kill everyone. It’s still plausible that Jedi master Mundi didn’t actually get told there were any Sith.

The Twins swap ideals .. and both switch from bad to good, and good to bad. Bloody bonkers!

Master Squid Game is revealed to be bad. Or did something bad. I wanna know how is he a Jedi.
They all forgot their training and charged in one One guy and they got killed. And he can’t sense anything.
What kind of Jedi is he.

Smilo Ren, suddenly the best thing in the show, but what. What we doing? There’s another reveal to come right?

Darth Plagueis maybe?..

I dunno dude........I do not know

Probably the biggest gripe I have is once again Disney is massively short changing us.

30 mins episodes seems to be the norm for something that cost more than Fall Out and House of Dragons (maybe combined) yet both put out more than double the content.

As others have said feels like an investigation needs to be done for money laundering

You know allegedly Mae actress had a contract in the region of 15million.......like how is that possible for a more or less nobody in the acting circle, on top her acting skills are somewhere in the nonexistent category, it's complete bonkers.

Honestly show should be retconned - and an apology sent out to fans, as honestly even 2 hours of prime Luke for no reason can save this show

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 3 hours, 14 minutes ago
So yeh.. The Acolyte Ep 7, is almost upon us.
Yeh… 😮‍💨😵‍💫

What can they do in 2 eps to save the show?

Go dark, kill everyone. It’s still plausible that Jedi master Mundi didn’t actually get told there were any Sith.

The Twins swap ideals .. and both switch from bad to good, and good to bad. Bloody bonkers!

Master Squid Game is revealed to be bad. Or did something bad. I wanna know how is he a Jedi.
They all forgot their training and charged in one One guy and they got killed. And he can’t sense anything.
What kind of Jedi is he.

Smilo Ren, suddenly the best thing in the show, but what. What we doing? There’s another reveal to come right?

Darth Plagueis maybe?..



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Still watching?

You could have completed Shogun by now.

Woooohoooo The Acolyte Ep 7! Let’s goooooooo!!
What do they have in store for us this week?!


Fack sake

Have you watched it already or is this an anticipatory ffs?

Oh right, not out yet

Just someone capable of writing a basic script is essential. Barely 20mins in and I have rolled my eyes half a dozen times already

And oh boy you guys are in for a great episode, I can feel you're gonna love it!

They seemed to have found the music composer though

1/10

And seriously best sabre fight since the prequels? I had better choreography as a 6 year old with my brother and sticks.

Awful script, terrible acting and a worse "twist" since the spin. Honestly this isn't even bargain bin anymore......the script is soooooooooooooo bad.

And yes even a group of the biggest LGBT supporters would have told Leslye that.

Honestly I will take one for the team, and I will tell anyone who will listen and is still watching, dont.........it really is that bad, but if you like looking at car accidents feel free - you have been warned!

comment by Simon West (U1830)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
1/10

And seriously best sabre fight since the prequels? I had better choreography as a 6 year old with my brother and sticks.

Awful script, terrible acting and a worse "twist" since the spin. Honestly this isn't even bargain bin anymore......the script is soooooooooooooo bad.

And yes even a group of the biggest LGBT supporters would have told Leslye that.

Honestly I will take one for the team, and I will tell anyone who will listen and is still watching, dont.........it really is that bad, but if you like looking at car accidents feel free - you have been warned!
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Glad I stopped.

We are in a dark time.

Is that for your rating for Ep 7
No, that can’t be true. That’s impossible!!

Ok.. Red leader, this is Gold leader, I’m starting my attack run… The Acolyte Ep 7 is marked and locked in.. switching all power to 50inch screen.

May the force be with us…🙏

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 1 hour, 21 minutes ago
Is that for your rating for Ep 7
No, that can’t be true. That’s impossible!!

Ok.. Red leader, this is Gold leader, I’m starting my attack run… The Acolyte Ep 7 is marked and locked in.. switching all power to 50inch screen.

May the force be with us…🙏
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Gold leader?

You'd be on the Death Star, sitting on Darth Kennedys lap.

WHAT IN THE HE;LL WAS THAT!?

there must be a new Hollywood trend… Hip Hop in Roman Times, but now, we got hiphop/RnB in a Galaxy Far Far Away!
I thought Jedi Squid master was terrible in the episode…
Wow, with no motivation, this is the episode they’ve decided should be the penultimate Ep.

The Acolyte Ep 7 - Fook off

8/10 ep
Solid as fack