Tory MP telling her constituency to vote for the Reform candidate

https://x.com/lucyallan/status/1795110435655463196?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw

“Lucy Allan has been suspended from the Party with immediate effect. The people of Telford now have the chance to vote for a dedicated and hardworking new candidate who will put Telford first. A vote for Reform is a vote for Keir Starmer.”

She's not my MP but one over, and she's been absolutely horrendous for Telford who only kept her seat in 2019 due to Brexit.

She's also the MP who faked death threats against herself.

So…

Drowned rat
Asked the Welsh if they’re looking forward to the euros
Captain of a sinking ship
Moron in Morrisons
Defection to Reform



Anything I’ve missed since Wednesday?

comment by The Welsh Xavi (U15412)
posted 22 minutes ago
She's not my MP but one over, and she's been absolutely horrendous for Telford who only kept her seat in 2019 due to Brexit.

She's also the MP who faked death threats against herself.
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I’ve got a link to Telford having lived there when my dad worked in the midlands in the late 90’s, I didn’t realise how much of a marginal it’s been the last few elections.

Oh! The councillors posing as factory workers

comment by 🥕 (U22339)
posted 11 minutes ago
So…

Drowned rat
Asked the Welsh if they’re looking forward to the euros
Captain of a sinking ship
Moron in Morrisons
Defection to Reform



Anything I’ve missed since Wednesday?
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How could you forget the national service fiasco

comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by 🥕 (U22339)
posted 11 minutes ago
So…

Drowned rat
Asked the Welsh if they’re looking forward to the euros
Captain of a sinking ship
Moron in Morrisons
Defection to Reform



Anything I’ve missed since Wednesday?
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How could you forget the national service fiasco
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comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by 🥕 (U22339)
posted 11 minutes ago
So…

Drowned rat
Councillors posing as factory workers
Asked the Welsh if they’re looking forward to the euros
Captain of a sinking ship
Moron in Morrisons
National service
Defection to Reform




Anything I’ve missed since Wednesday?
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How could you forget the national service fiasco
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3 Labour MP’s have announced they’re standing down, two of them are pretty old tbf

comment by Things Can Only Get Better (U11781)
posted 45 minutes ago
comment by The Welsh Xavi (U15412)
posted 22 minutes ago
She's not my MP but one over, and she's been absolutely horrendous for Telford who only kept her seat in 2019 due to Brexit.

She's also the MP who faked death threats against herself.
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I’ve got a link to Telford having lived there when my dad worked in the midlands in the late 90’s, I didn’t realise how much of a marginal it’s been the last few elections.
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2017 I think it was, the Labour candidate rejected the Greens offer to stand down and he then lost by less votes than the Greens received.

I expect it'll be Labour this time.

MPs from the @LabourParty who are standing for re-election couldn’t even be bothered to draft their own tweet calling for a ceasefire in #Gaza. That’s how sincere they are about this whole issue.

https://x.com/rizwaansabir/status/1795178752969744697?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw

NEW: Sunak targeting the Grey vote with a “triple lock plus” for pensioners as he pledges to automatically raise threshold at which they start paying income tax so it always ahead of state pension. No 10 says it’ll save 8m pensioners £100 next year & nearly £300 by end of decade

£300 by end of decade? By then that’ll be worth about £30

More UK business now backong Labour

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckvv8qwl4y4o

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckmm866p23mo

Another Brexit success story

Just in time to be Labour's problem

Perhaps they will arrange some sort of checkless access for UK and EU citizens across our borders

Some sort of freedom of movement if you will

comment by CrouchEndGooner (U13531)
posted 8 minutes ago
Just in time to be Labour's problem

Perhaps they will arrange some sort of checkless access for UK and EU citizens across our borders

Some sort of freedom of movement if you will
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I remember that being one of Keith’s binned pledges

Reeves repeats pledge that corporation tax will be capped at its current rate for the duration of the next parliament. That’s alongside the pledge not to raise income tax or NI. And pledges not to enact major spending cuts.

So where are we getting money from lads

https://www.rte.ie/news/2024/0528/1451614-palestine/

One for you Arab

https://www.declassifieduk.org/revealed-uk-military-has-flown-200-spy-missions-over-gaza-in-support-of-israel/

I’d love to know how complicit the Government is with the ongoing attacks on civilians in Gaza

Dan Hodges, Richard Holden and whoever that twerp MP is for Angela Raynor's old constituency is


ALL IN THE BIN

Pawl in tears

Hamish de Bretton-Gordon (most normal Tory name) with an impressively dumb article in the Telegraph about national service.

He originally wrote it saying young people should do it as a way to repay their debt for furlough, because obviously 13 and 14 year old's in 2020 were the ones receiving furlough

Now he's realised his error he's changed it to say as a thank you for lockdown, when I'm pretty sure we went into lockdown to save the elderly

Dear Tories

Thank you for partying and defrauding the country whilst we upended our lives during lockdown. Can my kids join the army for 2 years to display our gratitude, ta!

Ever get the impression Armando Ianucci is writing speeches for them?

comment by The Welsh Xavi (U15412)
posted 17 minutes ago
Hamish de Bretton-Gordon (most normal Tory name) with an impressively dumb article in the Telegraph about national service.

He originally wrote it saying young people should do it as a way to repay their debt for furlough, because obviously 13 and 14 year old's in 2020 were the ones receiving furlough

Now he's realised his error he's changed it to say as a thank you for lockdown, when I'm pretty sure we went into lockdown to save the elderly
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The telegraph has become a sort of satirical comic

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/authors/a/ak-ao/allister-heath/

There's too many to pick out but this guy's catalogue of misery would have any reader thinking the world is about to end