"Stringer 1.5 - and on this day, thou shalt not vex a man, as Guv learned, when he had a Booteth rammed up his Asseth!"

is Guv still arowned boorin everybody about Shoegumb?

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 2 minutes ago
is Guv still arowned boorin everybody about Shoegumb?
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He seems to have targeted String only

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
"Cos it’s reckless talk like that, that vexes a man.
And you know what happens when I get vex. Mans was having a chilled Sunday. And instead of ending it on a high note with Songs of Praise, I now have to end it with Songs of Violence"
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Stringspeare’s prose.

Having internet issues.
The BORE is delayed:….

But I think man’s in meltdown as Deadpool apparently hit $400m opening weekend!!
HOLY SHIIIITBALLS

Drumroll pleasse….

Brrrrrr!

#Life is a mystery, Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call the BORE, And it feels like…home..
When you call the BORE, it's like a little prayer
You’re down on your knees, I’m gonna post it here..#


🥸 ITS THE BOX OFFICE REPORT EXCLUSIVE🤑
for the week ending Sun 28th Jul ‘24

We all knew Deadpool & Wolverine was gonna be the No:1 film this weekend..
ATTTTTTTTT No:1…er… How much did it makkkkkee? Yeh, that don’t work..

1) Deadpool & Wolverine: $438M Total - $205M Domestic.
Budget- $200M - JESUS WTF!!!!? WOW!!

2) Twisters 🌪️🌪️ - $221M Total - $154M Domestic
Budget: $200M

3) Despicable Me 4:🤓 $677M Total - $290M Domestic
Budget $100M

4) Inside Out 2: 🤑$1.5 Billion Total - $613M Domestic
Budget: $200M

5) Longlegs: 🦵🏼$65M Total - $58M Domestic
Budget: $16M

BORED League results -

Round 3 -
1) The Watched - $32M
2) Inside Out 2 - $1.5 Billion
3) Bad Boys 4 - $395M
4) A Quiet Place D1 - $253M
5) Despicable Me 4 - $677M
6) Twisters - $221M
7) DeadPool & Wolverine - $438M

Round 2 Results:
1) Abigail - $42M
2) Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfack - $27M
3) The Fall Guy - $177M
4) Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - $396M
5) IF - $186M
6) Furiosa - $172M
7) Garfield the Movie - $220M

Wow. Look at those numbers… ,
And that concludes THE BORE REPOR..🥸

“#Life is a mystery, Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call the BORE, And it feels like…home..
When you call the BORE, it's like a little prayer
You’re down on your knees, I’m gonna post it here..#”

meraviglioso

And remember get yer predictions in for Round 4.

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 1 minute ago
And remember get yer predictions in for Round 4.
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i will domighn as soon as uthers do theres that i can copy ffs

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 17 seconds ago
comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 1 minute ago
And remember get yer predictions in for Round 4.
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i will domighn as soon as uthers do theres that i can copy ffs
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…..

Half a billion LOL

BRR - WHAT

FACK THE bore AND FACK THIS THREAD

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
FACK THE bore AND FACK THIS THREAD
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Fam?!

Let’s go, bring it in fam,

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 11 minutes ago
“#Life is a mystery, Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call the BORE, And it feels like…home..
When you call the BORE, it's like a little prayer
You’re down on your knees, I’m gonna post it here..#”

meraviglioso
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Perfection.

DEADPOOL HALF A BILLY IN 3 DAYS!!!

comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
FACK THE bore AND FACK THIS THREAD
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Fam?!

Let’s go, bring it in fam,
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YOU DID THE bore ON A TINY WORM-SIZED DRUMROLL

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
FACK THE bore AND FACK THIS THREAD
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Fam?!

Let’s go, bring it in fam,
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YOU DID THE bore ON A TINY WORM-SIZED DRUMROLL
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Tbf you can times the size of the drumroll by ten if I actually make the effort to do it.

comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
FACK THE bore AND FACK THIS THREAD
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Fam?!

Let’s go, bring it in fam,
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YOU DID THE bore ON A TINY WORM-SIZED DRUMROLL
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Tbf you can times the size of the drumroll by ten if I actually make the effort to do it.
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filtered

Wait.. Deadpool's budget was only $200M??

The Acoshyte's budget was 180m

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
FACK THE bore AND FACK THIS THREAD
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Fam?!

Let’s go, bring it in fam,
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YOU DID THE bore ON A TINY WORM-SIZED DRUMROLL
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Tbf you can times the size of the drumroll by ten if I actually make the effort to do it.
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filtered
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comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 14 minutes ago
DEADPOOL HALF A BILLY IN 3 DAYS!!!
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Yes fam looks like I will be the BORE winner for Deadpool Wolverine

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 31 minutes ago
“#Life is a mystery, Everyone must stand alone
I hear you call the BORE, And it feels like…home..
When you call the BORE, it's like a little prayer
You’re down on your knees, I’m gonna post it here..#”

meraviglioso
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Oh yeah acknowledged fam