But no thanks to the cranberry jelly. Can't be having that.

I had an ex girlfriend whose mother used to make an oyster stuffing, it was lovely.

She also had a false set of funbags, they were lovely too

Thank you for lowering the tone of this most revered day, dirty d!ck.

comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted 1 minute ago
Thank you for lowering the tone of this most revered day, dirty d!ck.
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the girl who said that had nice little pert funbags but equally as nice

Anyways back to oyster stuffing, it might be a Texas thing

Ever had it

Whta hte fcak is Thnaksgiving?

comment by Gaffer Pranks 🏆🏆 (U6283)
posted 9 minutes ago
Anyways back to oyster stuffing, it might be a Texas thing

Ever had it
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Oysters or rocky mountain oysters?

Have had neither. had oyster beers though

comment by No Love - Monumentally Dope. (U1282)
posted 8 minutes ago
Whta hte fcak is Thnaksgiving?
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soemthign you're nut invitud two

Some daft American festival celebrating the day the Native Americans shared their bountiful harvest before they were all but wiped out by the 'thankful' European pilgrims.

Now most of the world have this day thrust upon us by those pesky yanks. It is now nothing more than the start of the Christmas sale season and a reason for Americans to get even fatter than they already are.

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 1 minute ago
Some daft American festival celebrating the day the Native Americans shared their bountiful harvest before they were all but wiped out by the 'thankful' European pilgrims.

Now most of the world have this day thrust upon us by those pesky yanks. It is now nothing more than the start of the Christmas sale season and a reason for Americans to get even fatter than they already are.
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Yay! Upside down man wins

I actually thought there'd be an angry ranty 'celebrating genocide"post much earlier than this.

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 14 minutes ago
Some daft American festival celebrating the day the Native Americans shared their bountiful harvest before they were all but wiped out by the 'thankful' European pilgrims.

Now most of the world have this day thrust upon us by those pesky yanks. It is now nothing more than the start of the Christmas sale season and a reason for Americans to get even fatter than they already are.
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Don’t they celebrate Independence day for massacaring us Brits too?

I see nothing in my comment that would suggest anger.

A bit tongue in cheek maybe but anger? Nope.

Yes they do indeed celebrate the massacre of us Brits but only because they had the help of the 'Cheese eating surrender monkeys'

I am also going to celebrate brit massacre day by eating lots of cheese.

But no monkeys

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Why would you peel spυds in advance, they'll go grey. Cover them with cold water until you are ready to use them

Why would you want to part bake sausages and reheat again. Increased risk for bacteria and they'll be bone dry. If you want to reheat do it in foil. Always cook meat through if you plan to reheat (bacteria). Best method is to reheat low and slow for moisture retention, but it'd be quicker cooking bangers from scratch to be honest.

Preparing carrot parsnip mash in advance, before serving, reheat and then adding butter at the last minute, makes them taste freshly mashed.

comment by Hulk's little brother Yoda (U1250)
posted 51 seconds ago
Why would you peel spυds in advance, they'll go grey. Cover them with cold water until you are ready to use them

Why would you want to part bake sausages and reheat again. Increased risk for bacteria and they'll be bone dry. If you want to reheat do it in foil. Always cook meat through if you plan to reheat (bacteria). Best method is to reheat low and slow for moisture retention, but it'd be quicker cooking bangers from scratch to be honest.

Preparing carrot parsnip mash in advance, before serving, reheat and then adding butter at the last minute, makes them taste freshly mashed.


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Cheers Jamie.

Been a cook in the army for about 6 years and worked in a restaurant.

comment by Hulk's little brother Yoda (U1250)
posted 20 minutes ago
Why would you peel spυds in advance, they'll go grey. Cover them with cold water until you are ready to use them

Why would you want to part bake sausages and reheat again. Increased risk for bacteria and they'll be bone dry. If you want to reheat do it in foil. Always cook meat through if you plan to reheat (bacteria). Best method is to reheat low and slow for moisture retention, but it'd be quicker cooking bangers from scratch to be honest.

Preparing carrot parsnip mash in advance, before serving, reheat and then adding butter at the last minute, makes them taste freshly mashed.


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It all goes to make a turrd

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comment by Hulk's little brother Yoda (U1250)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
Why would you peel spυds in advance, they'll go grey. Cover them with cold water until you are ready to use them

Why would you want to part bake sausages and reheat again. Increased risk for bacteria and they'll be bone dry. If you want to reheat do it in foil. Always cook meat through if you plan to reheat (bacteria). Best method is to reheat low and slow for moisture retention, but it'd be quicker cooking bangers from scratch to be honest.

Preparing carrot parsnip mash in advance, before serving, reheat and then adding butter at the last minute, makes them taste freshly mashed.


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Of course I am peeling and placing in water

Of course I am not going to poison everyone. The meat and pastyry will eb cooked, just need a criping and browning

Of course the c and p will taste as if it was just prepared

comment by #4zA (U19575)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Just Shoot (U10408)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
Halloween 'candy', Thanksgiving turkey, Christmas ... turkey(?), no wonder Americans are fat.
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nobody eats turkey at Christmas
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I do.

Lovely turkey covered in a bacon blanket.

When i wake up on thursday morning the home will smell of turkey and bacon.

sorry pal this is a BRITISH site, we don't want any of this foreign riff raff. OUT means OUT

comment by Just Shoot (U10408)
posted 1 hour, 16 minutes ago
Halloween 'candy', Thanksgiving turkey, Christmas ... turkey(?), no wonder Americans are fat.
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best stick to eating jellied eels in your cor blimey trousers then guvnor

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