Footballers say some stupid things
"We got our just deserves"
Common fans saying 'for me' at the beginning or end of a sentence like it adds a multitude of weight and they are masters of the game.
'For me he is the best midfielder in the prem'
'For me they have to do better there'
He should be doing more than that for me'
The JA606 COMMON SAYING.
"It seems that...................."
When there is no evidence what so ever that make it seem that way at all.
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted 1 minute ago
When the commentator (normally Martin Tyler) does the whole Sallaaaaaaaaaah as soon as he strikes the ball in the hope it flies in trying desperately to recreate the Agueroooooo moment.
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Have you never heard a Tyler Rooneygasm?
Wayne Rooney beginning every sentence with "No"...even when he's trying to answer in the affirmative:
"Wayne, that was a great goal, wasn't it? You must be pleased"
"No, yeah, it was brilliant"
comment by FieldsofAnnieRd (U18971)
posted 58 seconds ago
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted 1 minute ago
When the commentator (normally Martin Tyler) does the whole Sallaaaaaaaaaah as soon as he strikes the ball in the hope it flies in trying desperately to recreate the Agueroooooo moment.
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Have you never heard a Tyler Rooneygasm?
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Tyler is the worse for sensationalising everything.
"You'd have put your mortgage on him scoring that!"
No. No you wouldn't. Especially when it's something like Christian Benteke chasing a through ball.
comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 16 seconds ago
Wayne Rooney beginning every sentence with "No"...even when he's trying to answer in the affirmative:
"Wayne, that was a great goal, wasn't it? You must be pleased"
"No, yeah, it was brilliant"
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Was he scratching his forehead with his index finger at the time?
when a pundit says "that wasnt a penalty for me, he was protecting his face"
no... take a ball in the face like a fecking man
Wayne Rooney beginning every sentence with "No"...even when he's trying to answer in the affirmative:
"Wayne, that was a great goal, wasn't it? You must be pleased"
"No, yeah, it was brilliant"
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Was just about to say. Rooney's most common phrase....... "you know, ermmmmmmmmmm"
A United fan I used to hang with in school pointed it out to me and it's all I hear when he does interviews now. His brain farting every five seconds.
15 years later he's still doing it
It evens out over a season.
Anything Jenas says. He's awful.
'bottled it' is by far the worst phrase used nowadays. Completely and utterly overused and misused.
"He has a great left foot"
"Apologies for any colourful language you may have picked up there from the crowd"
As Wayne Rooney is clearly screaming "FVCK OFF REF YER CHEATING CVNT" on camera to millions of viewers
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 2 minutes ago
It evens out over a season.
Anything Jenas says. He's awful.
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I love Jenas.
Virtually every TV commentator/pundit thinking it's clever to say: "lacksadaisical" when that's not even a real word, should be: "lackadaisical". Even the ones who I consider to be more intelligent like Keown seem to have all heard another pundit or commentator using this non-existent word live on TV and are now copying it themselves.
Really grinds my gears.
comment by Edbo (U17933)
posted 2 minutes ago
'bottled it' is by far the worst phrase used nowadays. Completely and utterly overused and misused.
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Agree, it's getting to the point now if you don't do the quadruple each season you've bottled it
Talking of Tyler, did anyone watch the Premier League's Best Moments show on ITV the other day? He started welling up when he was talking about the Aguero moment, talking about how emotional it was.
comment by San Miguel (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
"Apologies for any colourful language you may have picked up there from the crowd"
As Wayne Rooney is clearly screaming "FVCK OFF REF YER CHEATING CVNT" on camera to millions of viewers
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Claiming the ref is biased against your team, especially "he's giving them everything he can here" when it isn't true. Loads of our fans are really bad for it
comment by KingKenny (U1961)
posted 1 minute ago
Claiming the ref is biased against your team, especially "he's giving them everything he can here" when it isn't true. Loads of our fans are really bad for it
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I cringe when I hear it from our fans.. it's usually when I'm down the pub watching the game and not in the stands tbh.
I really can’t stand it when the commentator says: ‘he reacts quickest’
Almost all the time the ball just happens to land closest to the bloke who puts it away. Pure luck that the ball has fallen to him, nothing to do with quick reactions.
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 2 minutes ago
It evens out over a season.
Anything Jenas says. He's awful.
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I love Jenas.
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Seriously?! He winds me up big time.
comment by palmers_spur (U8896)
posted 4 seconds ago
I really can’t stand it when the commentator says: ‘he reacts quickest’
Almost all the time the ball just happens to land closest to the bloke who puts it away. Pure luck that the ball has fallen to him, nothing to do with quick reactions.
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not always tbh
Anything along the lines of “I’m not a keeping expert but he really should be saving that”. Pure ignorance
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posted on 24/4/19
Footballers say some stupid things
"We got our just deserves"
posted on 24/4/19
Common fans saying 'for me' at the beginning or end of a sentence like it adds a multitude of weight and they are masters of the game.
'For me he is the best midfielder in the prem'
'For me they have to do better there'
He should be doing more than that for me'
posted on 24/4/19
The JA606 COMMON SAYING.
"It seems that...................."
When there is no evidence what so ever that make it seem that way at all.
posted on 24/4/19
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted 1 minute ago
When the commentator (normally Martin Tyler) does the whole Sallaaaaaaaaaah as soon as he strikes the ball in the hope it flies in trying desperately to recreate the Agueroooooo moment.
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Have you never heard a Tyler Rooneygasm?
posted on 24/4/19
Wayne Rooney beginning every sentence with "No"...even when he's trying to answer in the affirmative:
"Wayne, that was a great goal, wasn't it? You must be pleased"
"No, yeah, it was brilliant"
posted on 24/4/19
comment by FieldsofAnnieRd (U18971)
posted 58 seconds ago
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted 1 minute ago
When the commentator (normally Martin Tyler) does the whole Sallaaaaaaaaaah as soon as he strikes the ball in the hope it flies in trying desperately to recreate the Agueroooooo moment.
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Have you never heard a Tyler Rooneygasm?
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Tyler is the worse for sensationalising everything.
posted on 24/4/19
"You'd have put your mortgage on him scoring that!"
No. No you wouldn't. Especially when it's something like Christian Benteke chasing a through ball.
posted on 24/4/19
comment by rooney_hernandez (U7012)
posted 16 seconds ago
Wayne Rooney beginning every sentence with "No"...even when he's trying to answer in the affirmative:
"Wayne, that was a great goal, wasn't it? You must be pleased"
"No, yeah, it was brilliant"
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Was he scratching his forehead with his index finger at the time?
posted on 24/4/19
when a pundit says "that wasnt a penalty for me, he was protecting his face"
no... take a ball in the face like a fecking man
posted on 24/4/19
Wayne Rooney beginning every sentence with "No"...even when he's trying to answer in the affirmative:
"Wayne, that was a great goal, wasn't it? You must be pleased"
"No, yeah, it was brilliant"
----------------------------------------------------------
Was just about to say. Rooney's most common phrase....... "you know, ermmmmmmmmmm"
A United fan I used to hang with in school pointed it out to me and it's all I hear when he does interviews now. His brain farting every five seconds.
15 years later he's still doing it
posted on 24/4/19
It evens out over a season.
Anything Jenas says. He's awful.
posted on 24/4/19
'bottled it' is by far the worst phrase used nowadays. Completely and utterly overused and misused.
posted on 24/4/19
"He has a great left foot"
posted on 24/4/19
"Apologies for any colourful language you may have picked up there from the crowd"
As Wayne Rooney is clearly screaming "FVCK OFF REF YER CHEATING CVNT" on camera to millions of viewers
posted on 24/4/19
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 2 minutes ago
It evens out over a season.
Anything Jenas says. He's awful.
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I love Jenas.
posted on 24/4/19
Virtually every TV commentator/pundit thinking it's clever to say: "lacksadaisical" when that's not even a real word, should be: "lackadaisical". Even the ones who I consider to be more intelligent like Keown seem to have all heard another pundit or commentator using this non-existent word live on TV and are now copying it themselves.
Really grinds my gears.
posted on 24/4/19
comment by Edbo (U17933)
posted 2 minutes ago
'bottled it' is by far the worst phrase used nowadays. Completely and utterly overused and misused.
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Agree, it's getting to the point now if you don't do the quadruple each season you've bottled it
posted on 24/4/19
Talking of Tyler, did anyone watch the Premier League's Best Moments show on ITV the other day? He started welling up when he was talking about the Aguero moment, talking about how emotional it was.
posted on 24/4/19
comment by San Miguel (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
"Apologies for any colourful language you may have picked up there from the crowd"
As Wayne Rooney is clearly screaming "FVCK OFF REF YER CHEATING CVNT" on camera to millions of viewers
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posted on 24/4/19
Claiming the ref is biased against your team, especially "he's giving them everything he can here" when it isn't true. Loads of our fans are really bad for it
posted on 24/4/19
comment by KingKenny (U1961)
posted 1 minute ago
Claiming the ref is biased against your team, especially "he's giving them everything he can here" when it isn't true. Loads of our fans are really bad for it
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I cringe when I hear it from our fans.. it's usually when I'm down the pub watching the game and not in the stands tbh.
posted on 24/4/19
I really can’t stand it when the commentator says: ‘he reacts quickest’
Almost all the time the ball just happens to land closest to the bloke who puts it away. Pure luck that the ball has fallen to him, nothing to do with quick reactions.
posted on 24/4/19
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneReds (U1721)
posted 2 minutes ago
It evens out over a season.
Anything Jenas says. He's awful.
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I love Jenas.
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Seriously?! He winds me up big time.
posted on 24/4/19
comment by palmers_spur (U8896)
posted 4 seconds ago
I really can’t stand it when the commentator says: ‘he reacts quickest’
Almost all the time the ball just happens to land closest to the bloke who puts it away. Pure luck that the ball has fallen to him, nothing to do with quick reactions.
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not always tbh
posted on 24/4/19
Anything along the lines of “I’m not a keeping expert but he really should be saving that”. Pure ignorance
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