Surprised glendinning not all over it considering he's been left in charge this week

Where are we going to get no goals from now? Club should fine him the maximum amount, oh the irony of that.
Scores a goal or two for national side and thinks he is bigger than the club.
Shouldn't the 14 day notice be null and void now he has been paid in full?

Alnwick up front tomorrow?

Isn't Josh's 14 day notice stuck in a legal loop and appeal.
You know delayed like the big announcement.

Being honest I don't care what they do with him now
Getting his wages off the books . Doesn't look like any new additions to the squad so incredibly will have a match thread with no signings inked in on the summer thead.

Still time to sneak them in.
EFL requesting take away menu's for tonight's moonlight smoothing the way overtime shift
Extra special tall edition of a pre match BUFF in the morning with a front page picturing a 7'6" striker signing.

Have we held on to Luca Navarro ? If so I'll have 10p on him to score

Nixon is stirring it again. Players not happy as not got full pay so coach not yet set off. Parky is waiting for them at keele. You couldn't write this could you?

Word is it's going to be tonight 🦆

Bus still parked up.

Late night check in it is
Probably a good idea to wait until the traffic eases off on the motorways

And they're off. Singing the wheels on the bus song.

How is player recruitment going down at Keele services

Don't forget to pick parky up on the way. Be funny if they forgot. Been a stressful day. I think I need a lie down.

I thought they had plenty from a whip to send the coach down the M1 route !

James weir a midfielder on a free and josh earl a left back on loan from Preston are on the bus. Could they be confirmed in time for the match?

We could break a record for the most yellow ticker tape signings at midnight.
Sky owe us after we delayed the takeover so they could cover Toddbrook Reservoir all day with their mobile broadcast units

Reasons not to play Oztumer Part 2
- He's been sent off and banned for persistent fouling playing motorway snooker

Brockbank travelled too so that could be 3 new signings.

What about international signings are they going straight there from Heathrow

A View to a Kill is coming up again on ITV4 at 8 that should help pass some of your evening as you keep an eye on the updates and prepare you for the midnight shift
Don't forget to order a take away might be best to double up and order a midnight snack and breakfast at the same time.

Reasons not to play Oztumer Part 3
- Persistent pee breaks, he's not managed 45mins without asking to stop for a pee all rather odd as the coach has an onboard loo

just waiting for the report stating Mass brawl at motorway services

Early night as early get up. Match thread or continue this? I'm easy. Will be in the back seat. Plenty of data since I upgraded.

Best hang on until as late as possible Benny so you have a better chance with the team news somebody is bound to twist an ankle falling down the coach steps