comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bazza, all jokes aside, don't you lot think that you need to tidy up your behaviour on the roads?
It's like you vegans all have a chip on your shoulder about something. Inferiority complex. "We have to show the drivers that it's are road too so lets piiss them off as much as we can".
That kind of thing y'know.
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I shall agree to stop riding on the pavement and skipping red lights at pedestrian crossings if you agree to stop killing people? Seems fair?
how about u lot just get of our roads
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 35 minutes ago
Had to wait to pass a cyclist yesterday. Plonked himself right in the middle of the lane* making sure no driver could get past him without joining the next lane. This is what I mean. They pay tax and should ride where they feel safest.
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Fixed it for you.
Pedestrians: Cyclists shouldn't be on pavements/footpaths
Drivers: Cyclists shouldn't be on the roads.
Should cyclists have their own provision?
Pedestrians and drivers: No
Cycled through oxford street last night. 3 morons walked out in front of me looking at their phones. I clipped one but managed to slam on for the other 2. They think a city centre is pedestrianised. The sooner the government make the city pedestrianised then the less morons will be hurt
I spend most of my journeys avoiding moron pedestrians and stupid drivers usually all on phones.
Don’t get me started on taxi drivers. Saw that programme the other night and it was taco drivers claiming we think we own the road. Firstly we do and secondly they just stop wherever they want usually without indicators and do u-turns on busy roads which is highly illegal.
I got the tube this morning with the rest of the lemmings
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bazza, all jokes aside, don't you lot think that you need to tidy up your behaviour on the roads?
It's like you vegans all have a chip on your shoulder about something. Inferiority complex. "We have to show the drivers that it's are road too so lets piiss them off as much as we can".
That kind of thing y'know.
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I shall agree to stop riding on the pavement and skipping red lights at pedestrian crossings if you agree to stop killing people? Seems fair?
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/sep/18/cyclist-charlie-alliston-jailed-for-18-months-over-death-of-pedestrian
He looks like he's a vegan too.
There’s no better sight than a cyclist fixing a puncture when it’s pi$$ing down
Cyclist jailed.
Remind me why we need licences on bikes?
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bazza, all jokes aside, don't you lot think that you need to tidy up your behaviour on the roads?
It's like you vegans all have a chip on your shoulder about something. Inferiority complex. "We have to show the drivers that it's are road too so lets piiss them off as much as we can".
That kind of thing y'know.
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I shall agree to stop riding on the pavement and skipping red lights at pedestrian crossings if you agree to stop killing people? Seems fair?
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https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/sep/18/cyclist-charlie-alliston-jailed-for-18-months-over-death-of-pedestrian
He looks like he's a vegan too.
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I would reply and say that the car drivers that killed pedestrians look like Brexit voters, but there's more than 17 million pedestrian killing drivers so that would be an unfair generalisation.
It bothers you lot so much that you're not accepted on the roads.
Car drivers, van drivers, motorcyclists and pedestrians hate you.
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 8 seconds ago
It bothers you lot so much that you're not accepted on the roads.
Car drivers, van drivers, motorcyclists and pedestrians hate you.
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You seem the angriest person here tbh.
Mr Chelsea should cyclists have separate provision?
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 3 minutes ago
I'm relaxed.
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Ah right, must be my mistake.
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 1 minute ago
How do you mean?
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So cars have roads, pedestrians have pavements, and cyclists have their own separated provision in between? Eg:
https://www.cycling-embassy.org.uk/sites/cycling-embassy.org.uk/files/styles/max_resolution/public/Seville_cycle_track.jpg?itok=YY-DqtGV
A separate cycle track seems sensible to be honest but it's not feasible to have it everywhere though.
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 2 minutes ago
A separate cycle track seems sensible to be honest but it's not feasible to have it everywhere though.
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What would you suggest in places where it was not feasible due to space constraints? Traffic calming or reduction measures to improve safety?
It'd be better if you fackers weren't on the roads at all mate.
Here's a quick explanation of how that would work.
Your average moving speed when driving to work with cyclists allowed on roads: 20mph
Your average moving speed when driving to work with cyclists not allowed on roads: 0mph.
Your journey time into work with cyclists not allowed on roads: ∞
Just ordered my new bike, worth more than most of these anti bike tools cars no doubt.
Pay a cycle tax, sure. Insurance, sure.
Will gloat as I glide through congestion on my way into work on Fridays and knock over pedestrians and run red lights to get my best Strava times.
https://www.canyon.com/en-gb/road-bikes/race-bikes/ultimate/ultimate-cf-evo-disc-10.0-ltd/2313.html?dwvar_2313_pv_rahmengroesse=2XS&dwvar_2313_pv_rahmenfarbe=BK%2FGD
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 3 minutes ago
Just ordered my new bike, worth more than most of these anti bike tools cars no doubt.
Pay a cycle tax, sure. Insurance, sure.
Will gloat as I glide through congestion on my way into work on Fridays and knock over pedestrians and run red lights to get my best Strava times.
https://www.canyon.com/en-gb/road-bikes/race-bikes/ultimate/ultimate-cf-evo-disc-10.0-ltd/2313.html?dwvar_2313_pv_rahmengroesse=2XS&dwvar_2313_pv_rahmenfarbe=BK%2FGD
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I hope you have also ordered some good locks! Which would probably have to weigh more than the bike itself.
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 3 minutes ago
Just ordered my new bike, worth more than most of these anti bike tools cars no doubt.
Pay a cycle tax, sure. Insurance, sure.
Will gloat as I glide through congestion on my way into work on Fridays and knock over pedestrians and run red lights to get my best Strava times.
https://www.canyon.com/en-gb/road-bikes/race-bikes/ultimate/ultimate-cf-evo-disc-10.0-ltd/2313.html?dwvar_2313_pv_rahmengroesse=2XS&dwvar_2313_pv_rahmenfarbe=BK%2FGD
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I hope you have also ordered some good locks! Which would probably have to weigh more than the bike itself.
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Commute to the office and it will live inside.
Then for the odd cafe dash on a club ride I will risk it. It’s just the n+1 rule and I couldn’t resist.
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posted on 12/7/19
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bazza, all jokes aside, don't you lot think that you need to tidy up your behaviour on the roads?
It's like you vegans all have a chip on your shoulder about something. Inferiority complex. "We have to show the drivers that it's are road too so lets piiss them off as much as we can".
That kind of thing y'know.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I shall agree to stop riding on the pavement and skipping red lights at pedestrian crossings if you agree to stop killing people? Seems fair?
posted on 12/7/19
how about u lot just get of our roads
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 35 minutes ago
Had to wait to pass a cyclist yesterday. Plonked himself right in the middle of the lane* making sure no driver could get past him without joining the next lane. This is what I mean. They pay tax and should ride where they feel safest.
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Fixed it for you.
posted on 12/7/19
Pedestrians: Cyclists shouldn't be on pavements/footpaths
Drivers: Cyclists shouldn't be on the roads.
Should cyclists have their own provision?
Pedestrians and drivers: No
posted on 12/7/19
Cycled through oxford street last night. 3 morons walked out in front of me looking at their phones. I clipped one but managed to slam on for the other 2. They think a city centre is pedestrianised. The sooner the government make the city pedestrianised then the less morons will be hurt
I spend most of my journeys avoiding moron pedestrians and stupid drivers usually all on phones.
Don’t get me started on taxi drivers. Saw that programme the other night and it was taco drivers claiming we think we own the road. Firstly we do and secondly they just stop wherever they want usually without indicators and do u-turns on busy roads which is highly illegal.
I got the tube this morning with the rest of the lemmings
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bazza, all jokes aside, don't you lot think that you need to tidy up your behaviour on the roads?
It's like you vegans all have a chip on your shoulder about something. Inferiority complex. "We have to show the drivers that it's are road too so lets piiss them off as much as we can".
That kind of thing y'know.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I shall agree to stop riding on the pavement and skipping red lights at pedestrian crossings if you agree to stop killing people? Seems fair?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/sep/18/cyclist-charlie-alliston-jailed-for-18-months-over-death-of-pedestrian
He looks like he's a vegan too.
posted on 12/7/19
There’s no better sight than a cyclist fixing a puncture when it’s pi$$ing down
posted on 12/7/19
Cyclist jailed.
Remind me why we need licences on bikes?
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 30 minutes ago
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 4 minutes ago
Bazza, all jokes aside, don't you lot think that you need to tidy up your behaviour on the roads?
It's like you vegans all have a chip on your shoulder about something. Inferiority complex. "We have to show the drivers that it's are road too so lets piiss them off as much as we can".
That kind of thing y'know.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I shall agree to stop riding on the pavement and skipping red lights at pedestrian crossings if you agree to stop killing people? Seems fair?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/sep/18/cyclist-charlie-alliston-jailed-for-18-months-over-death-of-pedestrian
He looks like he's a vegan too.
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I would reply and say that the car drivers that killed pedestrians look like Brexit voters, but there's more than 17 million pedestrian killing drivers so that would be an unfair generalisation.
posted on 12/7/19
It bothers you lot so much that you're not accepted on the roads.
Car drivers, van drivers, motorcyclists and pedestrians hate you.
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 8 seconds ago
It bothers you lot so much that you're not accepted on the roads.
Car drivers, van drivers, motorcyclists and pedestrians hate you.
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You seem the angriest person here tbh.
posted on 12/7/19
I'm relaxed.
posted on 12/7/19
Mr Chelsea should cyclists have separate provision?
posted on 12/7/19
How do you mean?
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 3 minutes ago
I'm relaxed.
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Ah right, must be my mistake.
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 1 minute ago
How do you mean?
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So cars have roads, pedestrians have pavements, and cyclists have their own separated provision in between? Eg:
https://www.cycling-embassy.org.uk/sites/cycling-embassy.org.uk/files/styles/max_resolution/public/Seville_cycle_track.jpg?itok=YY-DqtGV
posted on 12/7/19
A separate cycle track seems sensible to be honest but it's not feasible to have it everywhere though.
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Mr Chelsea. (U3579)
posted 2 minutes ago
A separate cycle track seems sensible to be honest but it's not feasible to have it everywhere though.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What would you suggest in places where it was not feasible due to space constraints? Traffic calming or reduction measures to improve safety?
posted on 12/7/19
It'd be better if you fackers weren't on the roads at all mate.
posted on 12/7/19
Here's a quick explanation of how that would work.
Your average moving speed when driving to work with cyclists allowed on roads: 20mph
Your average moving speed when driving to work with cyclists not allowed on roads: 0mph.
Your journey time into work with cyclists not allowed on roads: ∞
posted on 12/7/19
Just ordered my new bike, worth more than most of these anti bike tools cars no doubt.
Pay a cycle tax, sure. Insurance, sure.
Will gloat as I glide through congestion on my way into work on Fridays and knock over pedestrians and run red lights to get my best Strava times.
https://www.canyon.com/en-gb/road-bikes/race-bikes/ultimate/ultimate-cf-evo-disc-10.0-ltd/2313.html?dwvar_2313_pv_rahmengroesse=2XS&dwvar_2313_pv_rahmenfarbe=BK%2FGD
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 3 minutes ago
Just ordered my new bike, worth more than most of these anti bike tools cars no doubt.
Pay a cycle tax, sure. Insurance, sure.
Will gloat as I glide through congestion on my way into work on Fridays and knock over pedestrians and run red lights to get my best Strava times.
https://www.canyon.com/en-gb/road-bikes/race-bikes/ultimate/ultimate-cf-evo-disc-10.0-ltd/2313.html?dwvar_2313_pv_rahmengroesse=2XS&dwvar_2313_pv_rahmenfarbe=BK%2FGD
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I hope you have also ordered some good locks! Which would probably have to weigh more than the bike itself.
posted on 12/7/19
9k for that?
posted on 12/7/19
comment by Declan McDaid (U1734)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 3 minutes ago
Just ordered my new bike, worth more than most of these anti bike tools cars no doubt.
Pay a cycle tax, sure. Insurance, sure.
Will gloat as I glide through congestion on my way into work on Fridays and knock over pedestrians and run red lights to get my best Strava times.
https://www.canyon.com/en-gb/road-bikes/race-bikes/ultimate/ultimate-cf-evo-disc-10.0-ltd/2313.html?dwvar_2313_pv_rahmengroesse=2XS&dwvar_2313_pv_rahmenfarbe=BK%2FGD
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I hope you have also ordered some good locks! Which would probably have to weigh more than the bike itself.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Commute to the office and it will live inside.
Then for the odd cafe dash on a club ride I will risk it. It’s just the n+1 rule and I couldn’t resist.
posted on 12/7/19
I only have 5 bikes
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