Kitty where you at

In todays news:

The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

And the CEO of Ikea has become Prime Minister of Sweden. He's now assembling his cabinet.

Kit

What's new Pun?

Not much, how you doing?

A 3 legged cow hobbles into a bar and the barman asks her she’s drinking…

The cow looks at the barman and says “moo”

I'm ok thanks. Got a new car.

What kinda car?

comment by 8==Divock #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 8 minutes ago
A 3 legged cow hobbles into a bar and the barman asks her she’s drinking…

The cow looks at the barman and says “moo”
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Vauxhall Mokka - guess what colour ?
Not brand new, but a big upgrade on my last car.

Blue?

💙💙💙💙💙

comment by Pun Atreides (U21588)
posted 5 hours, 3 minutes ago
comment by 8==Divock #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 8 minutes ago
A 3 legged cow hobbles into a bar and the barman asks her she’s drinking…

The cow looks at the barman and says “moo”
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It’s funny because cow’s cannot speak so the barman was asking a stupid question. It’s a very adaptable joke so 4za for example can exchange the cow for a donkey and the donkey will say Eehaw instead.

Except he can't cause he's banned from this thread forever.

And that joke was grate. Tell us an udder one

Why did 4zA get banded?

comment by 8==Divock #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 14 minutes ago
Why did 4zA get banded?
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So we could track his migration route. So far it has been kitchen to sofa to shathouse.

comment by Cinciwolf----Bow wow wow, yippie yo, yippie yay. (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by 8==Divock #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 14 minutes ago
Why did 4zA get banded?
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So we could track his migration route. So far it has been kitchen to sofa to shathouse.
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He's left the sofa? Need to update my tracking

comment by Pun Atreides (U21588)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----Bow wow wow, yippie yo, yippie yay. (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by 8==Divock #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 14 minutes ago
Why did 4zA get banded?
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So we could track his migration route. So far it has been kitchen to sofa to shathouse.
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He's left the sofa? Need to update my tracking
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Yeah, at 10.48 he went to the toilet and was gone 12 mins so we suspect he was beating one off as the missus was still in bed.

Would make sense. Keep us informed.

Haven't seen him round much since the banning

Must have broken his spirit

He's around. Just moved from the sofa to the shathouse

Why did the baker’s hands stink? He kneaded a poo.

I h8 u

comment by Pun Atreides (U21588)
posted about 8 hours ago
Why did the baker’s hands stink? He kneaded a poo.
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