comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 2 minutes ago
What do you call haunted yogurt?
Paranormal Activia.
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.

However, eating too much pie is ok because the Sin of Pi is 0.

comment by Ice Wollacombe (U22339)
posted 25 seconds ago
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.

However, eating too much pie is ok because the Sin of Pi is 0.
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acknowledged

My horse will only come out of her stable after dark.

She's become a night mare

comment by Pun #Pogues4Life (U21588)
posted 1 day, 2 hours ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 2 minutes ago
What do you call haunted yogurt?
Paranormal Activia.
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I'm never shopping with Amazon again. Ordered some grain for my chickens and as soon as it arrived I received an email asking for my feedback

comment by Ice Wollacombe (U22339)
posted 3 hours, 38 minutes ago
I'm never shopping with Amazon again. Ordered some grain for my chickens and as soon as it arrived I received an email asking for my feedback
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acknowledged

I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 7 seconds ago
I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

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instacknowledged

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 14 minutes ago
I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

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Was her real name Jean?

comment by Clockwork Red: Rúben's Train (U4892)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 14 minutes ago
I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

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Was her real name Jean?

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Anne Onomus

4 Norse god, 1 Roman god, and 2 astronomical bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says " Oh, this is a gonna be a week joke"

What musical note do you get if you drop a piano down a pit?






A flat miner

Has anyone seen my pet bean?

It seems to have done a runner.

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 1 minute ago
Has anyone seen my pet bean?

It seems to have done a runner.
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bought it trainers for its birthday ..... In Heinz sight that was a mistake.

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 1 minute ago
Has anyone seen my pet bean?

It seems to have done a runner.
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bought it trainers for its birthday ..... In Heinz sight that was a mistake.
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buy it some pot next time

did you know that beans used to be John Lennons favourite food .....


til he decided to give peas a chance

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 1 minute ago
Has anyone seen my pet bean?

It seems to have done a runner.
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bought it trainers for its birthday ..... In Heinz sight that was a mistake.
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buy it some pot next time
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better yet just ground the wee f**ker

This is relentiless

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 1 minute ago
Has anyone seen my pet bean?

It seems to have done a runner.
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bought it trainers for its birthday ..... In Heinz sight that was a mistake.
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buy it some pot next time
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better yet just ground the wee f**ker
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Rather a half baked idea

comment by Glen Bulb (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 1 minute ago
Has anyone seen my pet bean?

It seems to have done a runner.
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bought it trainers for its birthday ..... In Heinz sight that was a mistake.
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buy it some pot next time
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better yet just ground the wee f**ker
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Rather a half baked idea
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sorry I heard it on a pod cast the other week and thought it might work

comment by Pun #Pogues4Life (U21588)
posted 6 minutes ago
This is relentiless
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IM sure Iv heard some of these before .... might just be deja brew

I have the feeling of de ja moo.. every time i come home from workd theres always this old cow waiting at the door.

Why are there no pirates in Kansas?

They all moved to Arrrrrkansas