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posted on 10/12/24

Whenever I see my wife and her sister together I wonder where Cinderella is.

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 10/12/24

posted on 13/12/24

I made a pair of trousers out of spider web silk. The only problem is, the flies keep getting stuck..

posted 4 weeks ago

Bloke at an interview with a woman



Woman - Can I ask how do you view Lesbian relationships...?





Bloke - oh usually in full UHD if available

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 4 weeks ago

Double acknowledged

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago

If a 3some is s*x with three people

And a 2some is s*x with two people

Can you understand why people call you handsome?

posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago

Avoid driving around Old Trafford

Everyone's getting 3 points

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago

More a statement of fact, that one.

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 3 weeks, 1 day ago

It's the most punderful time of the year

posted 2 weeks, 5 days ago

I was bored
So I swapped the wrappers round in our Christmas Chocolates. The wife went mad, she got her Snickers in a Twix..

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 2 weeks, 5 days ago

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 6 hours, 20 minutes ago
I was bored
So I swapped the wrappers round in our Christmas Chocolates. The wife went mad, she got her Snickers in a Twix..
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posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Testing.

No one is getting my joke. Has to be said and not written

https://record.reverb.chat/s/KngllW9L9OBSuvjwZlXU

Pretty damn easy no?

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

u wot

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Well lots of people have tourettes

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

their a tv show startin hear aboot a yung wmmun with turets

shud b grate

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

This show was grate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkP9ZYHc4E

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

4za have you seen the one about the Scottish guy with tourettes?

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

comment by Lewis Toshney (U1734)
posted 52 seconds ago
4za have you seen the one about the Scottish guy with tourettes?
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nope butt sea is on youtube

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Problem with the Scottish guy with tourettes is that nobody noticed

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Oh pun posted it. Internet bad so couldn't see video

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Is that the same show you were thinking of Baz?

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

Yeah. We used to quote it all the time. I still do but it's more difficult for members of the general public to get it now lol

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 1 week, 4 days ago

lol yeah

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted 1 week, 1 day ago

Finally going to start doing jokes about library books.

They're long overdue

comment by #4zA (U22472)

posted 2 days, 19 hours ago

y did the scarecrow get a award 4?

4 being out standing in his field

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