Whenever I see my wife and her sister together I wonder where Cinderella is.
I made a pair of trousers out of spider web silk. The only problem is, the flies keep getting stuck..
Bloke at an interview with a woman
Woman - Can I ask how do you view Lesbian relationships...?
Bloke - oh usually in full UHD if available
posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
If a 3some is s*x with three people
And a 2some is s*x with two people
Can you understand why people call you handsome?
posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
Avoid driving around Old Trafford
Everyone's getting 3 points
posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
More a statement of fact, that one.
posted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
It's the most punderful time of the year
posted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
I was bored
So I swapped the wrappers round in our Christmas Chocolates. The wife went mad, she got her Snickers in a Twix..
posted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 6 hours, 20 minutes ago
I was bored
So I swapped the wrappers round in our Christmas Chocolates. The wife went mad, she got her Snickers in a Twix..
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posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Testing.
No one is getting my joke. Has to be said and not written
https://record.reverb.chat/s/KngllW9L9OBSuvjwZlXU
Pretty damn easy no?
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
u wot
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Well lots of people have tourettes
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
their a tv show startin hear aboot a yung wmmun with turets
shud b grate
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
This show was grate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkP9ZYHc4E
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
4za have you seen the one about the Scottish guy with tourettes?
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
comment by Lewis Toshney (U1734)
posted 52 seconds ago
4za have you seen the one about the Scottish guy with tourettes?
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nope butt sea is on youtube
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Problem with the Scottish guy with tourettes is that nobody noticed
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Oh pun posted it. Internet bad so couldn't see video
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Is that the same show you were thinking of Baz?
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Yeah. We used to quote it all the time. I still do but it's more difficult for members of the general public to get it now lol
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
lol yeah
Finally going to start doing jokes about library books.
They're long overdue
posted 2 days, 19 hours ago
y did the scarecrow get a award 4?
4 being out standing in his field
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posted on 10/12/24
Whenever I see my wife and her sister together I wonder where Cinderella is.
posted on 10/12/24
posted on 13/12/24
I made a pair of trousers out of spider web silk. The only problem is, the flies keep getting stuck..
posted 4 weeks ago
Bloke at an interview with a woman
Woman - Can I ask how do you view Lesbian relationships...?
Bloke - oh usually in full UHD if available
posted 4 weeks ago
Double acknowledged
posted 3 weeks, 4 days ago
If a 3some is s*x with three people
And a 2some is s*x with two people
Can you understand why people call you handsome?
posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
Avoid driving around Old Trafford
Everyone's getting 3 points
posted 3 weeks, 3 days ago
More a statement of fact, that one.
posted 3 weeks, 1 day ago
It's the most punderful time of the year
posted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
I was bored
So I swapped the wrappers round in our Christmas Chocolates. The wife went mad, she got her Snickers in a Twix..
posted 2 weeks, 5 days ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 6 hours, 20 minutes ago
I was bored
So I swapped the wrappers round in our Christmas Chocolates. The wife went mad, she got her Snickers in a Twix..
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Testing.
No one is getting my joke. Has to be said and not written
https://record.reverb.chat/s/KngllW9L9OBSuvjwZlXU
Pretty damn easy no?
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
u wot
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Well lots of people have tourettes
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
their a tv show startin hear aboot a yung wmmun with turets
shud b grate
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
This show was grate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHkP9ZYHc4E
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
4za have you seen the one about the Scottish guy with tourettes?
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
comment by Lewis Toshney (U1734)
posted 52 seconds ago
4za have you seen the one about the Scottish guy with tourettes?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
nope butt sea is on youtube
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Problem with the Scottish guy with tourettes is that nobody noticed
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Oh pun posted it. Internet bad so couldn't see video
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Is that the same show you were thinking of Baz?
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
Yeah. We used to quote it all the time. I still do but it's more difficult for members of the general public to get it now lol
posted 1 week, 4 days ago
lol yeah
posted 1 week, 1 day ago
Finally going to start doing jokes about library books.
They're long overdue
posted 2 days, 19 hours ago
y did the scarecrow get a award 4?
4 being out standing in his field
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