comment by Clockwork Red: Rúben's Train (U4892)
posted 8 minutes ago
What borders on stupidity?

Mexico and Canada.
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funny cause it's true

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 20 hours, 31 minutes ago
I've starred an all-marsupial fighting championship.

Mortal Wombat.
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More of a Feets Fighter fan myself.

comment by Ruben The King Amorim Tim Tagi Dim (U10026)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 20 hours, 31 minutes ago
I've starred an all-marsupial fighting championship.

Mortal Wombat.
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More of a Feets Fighter fan myself.
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Why is mans fighting the feets?

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Ruben The King Amorim Tim Tagi Dim (U10026)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 20 hours, 31 minutes ago
I've starred an all-marsupial fighting championship.

Mortal Wombat.
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More of a Feets Fighter fan myself.
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Why is mans fighting the feets?
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Feetsdom of speech.

go toe too toe with ur emeny

Both acknowledged

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 21 hours, 28 minutes ago
Just saw a donkey crossing the road.

He looked both ways before crossing.

What a smart ass.
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Donkeys r grate
Intelligent, sure-footed n bulletproof
Perfect 4 safely transportin children along dangerus cliffsighed paths

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 21 hours, 28 minutes ago
Just saw a donkey crossing the road.

He looked both ways before crossing.

What a smart ass.
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Donkeys r grate
Intelligent, sure-footed n bulletproof
Perfect 4 safely transportin children along dangerus cliffsighed paths
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yer i know fam

Saw a gay spider today. I didn’t know it was gay until it come out of the closet though.

Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One two three”, the other, “Un deux trois”. Which cat won? “One two three” because “Un deux trois cat sank”..

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos... poof. He disappeared without a tres.

Someone broke in and took a dozen eggs. They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.

Police believe it was poachers

Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

I found a hat with £17.26 inside it.
I thought this other guy was going to pick it up but he was too busy playing a guitar.

Use your red/green colour blindness to your advantage by becoming a cyclist.

I was sued by Bill Gates the last time I went to a nudist beach in Scotland. Microsoft is copyrighted, allegedly.

All acknowledged

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic.

The rabbit says, "I suspect I might be a type O."

Chris Rea has just started the car

loool

https://x.com/brookstweetz/status/1856681991799747011

Some people pick their nose.

I was born with mine.

Why did the baker’s hands stink? He kneaded a poo.

Did you hear about the centipede that was dying of old age?
He was on his last legs.

A photographer died after a large slab of cheddar fell on him.

The people he was photographing tried to warn him.