All acknowledged

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 2 days, 17 hours ago
Two guys are walking down the street and come upon a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that". The other guy replies, "I'd pet him first".

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The correct line is...

Give him a biscuit & he'll probably let you










said the pun police

Who is carrying biscuits on them? Makes no sense.

What do you call a biscuit that's terrible at playing the guitar?
A dodgy jammer

What do you call a soul singer with a biscuit on his head?
Lionel Richtea

So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar...
And the bartender says, "Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 2 minutes ago
What do you call a soul singer with a biscuit on his head?
Lionel Richtea
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hahahahaha

A friend of mine made me a birthday card years ago of Lionel Richtea. She drew the picture of him and then stuck a rich tea biscuit on the card where the afro should be. It was a facking masterpiece.

comment by Joshua The King Of Kings Zirkzee (U10026)
posted 14 minutes ago
A friend of mine made me a birthday card years ago of Lionel Richtea. She drew the picture of him and then stuck a rich tea biscuit on the card where the afro should be. It was a facking masterpiece.
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What do you call a man with a biscuit stuck in his asss...











Dunc

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 5 days, 23 hours ago
My uncle Eric was a ventriloquist.

He wasn't a very good ventriloquist though.

When I was a kid he put his fingers in my bum and told me to say nothing.
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And on the subject of biscuits...my uncle Eric was also nicknamed 'Chocolate Fingers'...

wtf lads

i was blessed with a 10 inch coq, fortunately that priests behind bars now.

Why did Kim Jong Un kill all the owls in North Korea?
Because they all kept repeating "Coup, Coup."

Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?

They’re always talon everyone.

Peruvian Owls hunt in pairs. They are Inca Hoots

All I'm saying is, at any point during that ride through the desert he could have given the horse a name.….

The man who invented the shelf.

What a ledge!

How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef?

Wasabi for your loss.

Did you know: an owl’s head can rotate 720 degrees
before it comes off in your hand.

You want to know the worst thing about owls?
It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 3 minutes ago
You want to know the worst thing about owls?
It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
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Damn son

All acknowledged

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 27 minutes ago
Did you know: an owl’s head can rotate 720 degrees
before it comes off in your hand.
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No

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 26 minutes ago
You want to know the worst thing about owls?
It's the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
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Hell no