I was looking for something to do during lock down so I thought I'd try origami. Went to my local group but it had folded.

I called the council today to see if I could have a skip outside my house. He said, Of course you can fatty, the exercise will do you good.

Did that last one happen to you in real life?

Yer

I just googled the Kitty Wednesday score and I see they placed the ball into the net two times whilst the other team failed to place the ball into the net and on that basis victory was declared to Kitty Wednesday

I just joined the new tourettes society. took 2 minutes to swear me in

comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 6 minutes ago
I just joined the new tourettes society. took 2 minutes to swear me in
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Love it

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 13 minutes ago
I just googled the Kitty Wednesday score and I see they placed the ball into the net two times whilst the other team failed to place the ball into the net and on that basis victory was declared to Kitty Wednesday
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I thought you might pop in to my match thread - I was waiting for your puns

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 13 minutes ago
I just googled the Kitty Wednesday score and I see they placed the ball into the net two times whilst the other team failed to place the ball into the net and on that basis victory was declared to Kitty Wednesday
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I thought you might pop in to my match thread - I was waiting for your puns
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I didn't know you had a match thread but I'm away visiting fam anyway

You're excused then.

I finally found the capital of South Korea on Google Maps.

It took a lot of Seoul searching.

Is bumcheeks one word or should you spread them apart?

Pints in Dunkeld over Christmas pun?

Im up for it

Me too

Where's Dunkeld ........?

Look at a facking map Kitty you lazy CANT. Taybank. Lets smash it up

i do love when you talk dirty

Dunkeld isn't that where the British troops had that mass evacuation

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted about 3 hours ago
Dunkeld isn't that where the British troops had that mass evacuation
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No, that was Barry's mums bedroom.

KITTY? How is Corbeanu looking?

comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 3 hours, 15 minutes ago
KITTY? How is Corbeanu looking?
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Hi Cinci, he was bit of a slow starter, mainly because he wasn't getting picked in the squad , but Darren Moore seems to know what he's doing with him, given him some time to settle in although he was a bit impatient according to some reports I saw.

He's looked good the last few matches, quick on the wing, got some good crosses in, but also can be a bit greedy/excited when he's near goal and he's got a cracking shot in him.

Some fans were a bit slow to appreciate him (most of us actually, because he wasn't playing), but now we've seen what he is capable of, he's getting his dues

. . . and he's got his own song, so that's always a good sign

Why is there football chat without punnery on my thread????????????

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
Why is there football chat without punnery on my thread????????????
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The 6.30 comment earlier made me laugh out loud mate, you are the master 💪

comment by Igòr;for life, not glory. (U22200)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
Why is there football chat without punnery on my thread????????????
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The 6.30 comment earlier made me laugh out loud mate, you are the master 💪
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Good to see you around