The sweater my wife got me for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.

So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge.

comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 16 minutes ago
The sweater my wife got me for Christmas kept picking up static electricity.

So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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Haha

Gave my hoover away, as it was just gathering dust.

comment by Shut Up Pun (U21588)
posted 1 day, 3 hours ago
You have to be nice tomorrow it's my birthday tomorrow
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Happy Birthday and New Year

For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It’s the little things that count.

comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 48 seconds ago
For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.

It’s the little things that count.


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Good work.

Not a fan of the new pound coins, but I never did like change.

comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 46 minutes ago
comment by Shut Up Pun (U21588)
posted 1 day, 3 hours ago
You have to be nice tomorrow it's my birthday tomorrow
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Happy Birthday and New Year
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Thank you good sir and happy new year. Good work with the punning too

comment by Shut Up Pun (U21588)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 46 minutes ago
comment by Shut Up Pun (U21588)
posted 1 day, 3 hours ago
You have to be nice tomorrow it's my birthday tomorrow
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Happy Birthday and New Year
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Thank you good sir and happy new year. Good work with the punning too
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🥳

Happy birthday Punster.

Is today your birthday Eve?

Shut up pun

Pun's bathday? Does that mean he's gonna take his annual shower?

comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 9 hours, 58 minutes ago
Happy birthday Punster.
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comment by No Love AKA Mamba - not home right now as I'm out rioting and looting with BLM and my right hand man Sizzle (U1282)
posted about 6 hours ago
Pun's bathday? Does that mean he's gonna take his annual shower?
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Only on leap years

What is a New Year’s resolution?

Something that goes in one year and out the other.

Sorry I missed your birthday yesterday Pun,
hope it was a good one. No epic article this year, I'll do another one when you're 40

. . .

oh and Happy New Year

Kit

No article needed, can't wait for the one in 19 years when I turn 40

Happy new year

You can't kid a kidder . . . 19 years

I am in denial so I have decided I am 21 not 31

Bless
You all happy new year shiny happy people

Shiny happy people holding hands

There's no time to cry, happy, happy
Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines

What do you call a bird that steals bath soaps?

A robber ducky

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
What do you call a bird that steals bath soaps?

A robber ducky
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As Frank Carson said, that's a quacker.

What do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra?


Further away

5000