The Matt Berry brotherhood stands together
Now go watch John Wick 2
Watching it tonight.
After catching up with Boba Fett
Is this Pranks new account?
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 7 minutes ago
Is this Pranks new account?
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The one obsessed with Coutinho’s pubes?
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.
It's a bad case of parking son's disease
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Haha.
Nigel Farage hired an east European woman to hoover his house and she took hours, so he thought it was due to his Brexit stance.... turns out she was a Slovak.
Taxi.
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.
It's a bad case of parking son's disease
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Haha.
Nigel Farage hired an east European woman to hoover his house and she took hours, so he thought it was due to his Brexit stance.... turns out she was a Slovak.
Taxi.
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That's a good one
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 51 minutes ago
My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.
It's a bad case of parking son's disease
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What is brown and runs across the dessert?
A Caramel.
Me and Kitty sitting in a tree
P-u-n-n-i-n-g
A huge stack of toilet rolls fell on me in the supermarket. I'm OK though, just soft tissue damage.
Yes I did see the pun. No I did not acknowledge it.
Yes I am kicking you off this thread. No I did not say when.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 days ago
Me and Kitty sitting in a tree
P-u-n-n-i-n-g
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comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
Yes I did see the pun. No I did not acknowledge it.
Yes I am kicking you off this thread. No I did not say when.
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Miseryguts.
You should pity me. My team just won.
What do you call an owl magician?
Hoodini.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know-it-owl.
Random owl fact. I saw/heard 11 species of owl last year, all of them better than the ones in Sheffield.
comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 9 hours, 23 minutes ago
Random owl fact. I saw/heard 11 species of owl last year, all of them better than the ones in Sheffield.
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True, true
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posted on 7/1/22
The Matt Berry brotherhood stands together
Now go watch John Wick 2
posted on 7/1/22
Watching it tonight.
After catching up with Boba Fett
posted on 7/1/22
This is the way
posted on 7/1/22
Is this Pranks new account?
posted on 7/1/22
That's Mr 5000 to you
posted on 7/1/22
Mr 5000 Worldwide
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 7 minutes ago
Is this Pranks new account?
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The one obsessed with Coutinho’s pubes?
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.
It's a bad case of parking son's disease
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Haha.
Nigel Farage hired an east European woman to hoover his house and she took hours, so he thought it was due to his Brexit stance.... turns out she was a Slovak.
Taxi.
posted on 7/1/22
comment by thebluebellsarablue (U9292)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 38 minutes ago
My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.
It's a bad case of parking son's disease
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Haha.
Nigel Farage hired an east European woman to hoover his house and she took hours, so he thought it was due to his Brexit stance.... turns out she was a Slovak.
Taxi.
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That's a good one
posted on 7/1/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 hours, 51 minutes ago
My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.
It's a bad case of parking son's disease
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posted on 7/1/22
What is brown and runs across the dessert?
A Caramel.
posted on 7/1/22
Hello dear
posted on 8/1/22
Me and Kitty sitting in a tree
P-u-n-n-i-n-g
posted on 8/1/22
posted on 9/1/22
A huge stack of toilet rolls fell on me in the supermarket. I'm OK though, just soft tissue damage.
posted on 10/1/22
posted on 10/1/22
Yes I did see the pun. No I did not acknowledge it.
Yes I am kicking you off this thread. No I did not say when.
posted on 10/1/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 days ago
Me and Kitty sitting in a tree
P-u-n-n-i-n-g
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posted on 10/1/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 9 minutes ago
Yes I did see the pun. No I did not acknowledge it.
Yes I am kicking you off this thread. No I did not say when.
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Miseryguts.
posted on 10/1/22
You should pity me. My team just won.
posted on 10/1/22
What do you call an owl magician?
Hoodini.
posted on 11/1/22
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know-it-owl.
posted on 11/1/22
Random owl fact. I saw/heard 11 species of owl last year, all of them better than the ones in Sheffield.
posted on 11/1/22
Doubt it.
posted on 11/1/22
comment by Cinciwolf--Whiney and easily offended! (U11551)
posted 9 hours, 23 minutes ago
Random owl fact. I saw/heard 11 species of owl last year, all of them better than the ones in Sheffield.
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True, true
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