I was waiting for the chosen one to come forward and claim 5000.

What a great moment

Kitty???

It's <div>ock

Wait, where is Kitty???

I’ve been tasked with putting away the Christmas tree.

I guess you could call me the branch manager

<kit>ty?

<owl>kitty

comment by 5000 (U22339)
posted 48 minutes ago
<kit>ty?
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Who's this then?

Oh, is it Divock ? Hi,

Oh there you are

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 12 hours, 57 minutes ago
Oh, is it Divock ? Hi,
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Please, call me Mr 5000

My therapist said I could book some sessions in advance for £5000.

She must think I'm crazy

My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle

If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle

If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces
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Lol

A man just took the last semi-skimmed milk carton at Sainsbury's.

How dairy.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 43 minutes ago
My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle

If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces
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If you put them together you can see the bigger picture.

comment by 5000 (U22339)
posted 5 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 12 hours, 57 minutes ago
Oh, is it Divock ? Hi,
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Please, call me Mr 5000
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Are you anything like Andre 3000?

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by 5000 (U22339)
posted 5 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 12 hours, 57 minutes ago
Oh, is it Divock ? Hi,
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Please, call me Mr 5000
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Are you anything like Andre 3000?
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66.6% better

comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 3 hours, 35 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 43 minutes ago
My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle

If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces
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If you put them together you can see the bigger picture.

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comment by 5000 (U22339)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by 5000 (U22339)
posted 5 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 12 hours, 57 minutes ago
Oh, is it Divock ? Hi,
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Please, call me Mr 5000
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Are you anything like Andre 3000?
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66.6% better
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Typical English banging on about 66

My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.

It's a bad case of parking son's disease

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
My sons all want to be valets when they grow up.

It's a bad case of parking son's disease
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Ok thats a good one