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posted on 11/3/22

Sunday Monday be better.

Enjoy.


Take your own kid on a hill something bad happens folk support you.

Take sumbdy else's & same happens you could go to jile.

I detest the Blame State but carry on despite.


Yawn time




posted on 12/3/22

Did you have a good day out TMQ?

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 13/3/22

6-0 to the kitty team
6-0 to the kitty team

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 15/3/22

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 15/3/22

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

posted on 16/3/22

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 days, 19 hours ago
6-0 to the kitty team
6-0 to the kitty team
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After the Lord Mayor's show last night

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 16/3/22

What is the Lord Mayor's show?

posted on 18/3/22

After-the-lord-mayor's-show definition

(idiomatic) Said of a disappointing or mundane event occurring straight after an exciting, magnificent, or triumphal event. From the proverb "After the Lord Mayor's show comes the dust-cart" ("donkey-cart", or "shiiit-cart".

posted on 18/3/22

TMQ?

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 18/3/22

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 hours, 6 minutes ago
After-the-lord-mayor's-show definition

(idiomatic) Said of a disappointing or mundane event occurring straight after an exciting, magnificent, or triumphal event. From the proverb "After the Lord Mayor's show comes the dust-cart" ("donkey-cart", or "shiiit-cart".
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I see

posted on 18/3/22

Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 18/3/22

So it's a hot water bottle but less... camp?

posted on 18/3/22

comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
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Your brother, Shefki, played for the Owls in 2002-3.

posted on 19/3/22

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
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Your brother, Shefki, played for the Owls in 2002-3.
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And Stockport County before that

posted on 19/3/22

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 19/3/22

GRAND SLAM

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 19/3/22

What did the French trademark lawyer say to his wife?

Je™

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 7/4/22

Kit where you at

posted on 7/4/22

Have you asked the kit man?

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 7/4/22

Good un

posted on 7/4/22

Here I am.

posted on 8/4/22

Where are we off to this weekend Kitty?

posted on 8/4/22

Pun, are you and Kitty an item?

posted on 8/4/22

Me and Kitty are an item

posted on 8/4/22

comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
Where are we off to this weekend Kitty?
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I'm off to Bolton. You?

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