Sunday Monday be better.
Enjoy.
Take your own kid on a hill something bad happens folk support you.
Take sumbdy else's & same happens you could go to jile.
I detest the Blame State but carry on despite.
Yawn time
Did you have a good day out TMQ?
6-0 to the kitty team
6-0 to the kitty team
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 days, 19 hours ago
6-0 to the kitty team
6-0 to the kitty team
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After the Lord Mayor's show last night
What is the Lord Mayor's show?
After-the-lord-mayor's-show definition
(idiomatic) Said of a disappointing or mundane event occurring straight after an exciting, magnificent, or triumphal event. From the proverb "After the Lord Mayor's show comes the dust-cart" ("donkey-cart", or "shiiit-cart".
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 hours, 6 minutes ago
After-the-lord-mayor's-show definition
(idiomatic) Said of a disappointing or mundane event occurring straight after an exciting, magnificent, or triumphal event. From the proverb "After the Lord Mayor's show comes the dust-cart" ("donkey-cart", or "shiiit-cart".
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I see
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
So it's a hot water bottle but less... camp?
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
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Your brother, Shefki, played for the Owls in 2002-3.
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
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Your brother, Shefki, played for the Owls in 2002-3.
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And Stockport County before that
What did the French trademark lawyer say to his wife?
Je™
Have you asked the kit man?
Where are we off to this weekend Kitty?
Pun, are you and Kitty an item?
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
Where are we off to this weekend Kitty?
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I'm off to Bolton. You?
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posted on 11/3/22
Sunday Monday be better.
Enjoy.
Take your own kid on a hill something bad happens folk support you.
Take sumbdy else's & same happens you could go to jile.
I detest the Blame State but carry on despite.
Yawn time
posted on 12/3/22
Did you have a good day out TMQ?
posted on 13/3/22
6-0 to the kitty team
6-0 to the kitty team
posted on 15/3/22
I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
posted on 15/3/22
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
posted on 16/3/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 days, 19 hours ago
6-0 to the kitty team
6-0 to the kitty team
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After the Lord Mayor's show last night
posted on 16/3/22
What is the Lord Mayor's show?
posted on 18/3/22
After-the-lord-mayor's-show definition
(idiomatic) Said of a disappointing or mundane event occurring straight after an exciting, magnificent, or triumphal event. From the proverb "After the Lord Mayor's show comes the dust-cart" ("donkey-cart", or "shiiit-cart".
posted on 18/3/22
TMQ?
posted on 18/3/22
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 hours, 6 minutes ago
After-the-lord-mayor's-show definition
(idiomatic) Said of a disappointing or mundane event occurring straight after an exciting, magnificent, or triumphal event. From the proverb "After the Lord Mayor's show comes the dust-cart" ("donkey-cart", or "shiiit-cart".
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I see
posted on 18/3/22
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
posted on 18/3/22
So it's a hot water bottle but less... camp?
posted on 18/3/22
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Your brother, Shefki, played for the Owls in 2002-3.
posted on 19/3/22
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted about 2 hours ago
Fantastic. I am camping by a Loch in the cairngorms. Finish a beer and then put Loch water in it and stick it on the fire for a few mins and then put it under your jacket. Very nice
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Your brother, Shefki, played for the Owls in 2002-3.
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And Stockport County before that
posted on 19/3/22
posted on 19/3/22
GRAND SLAM
posted on 19/3/22
What did the French trademark lawyer say to his wife?
Je™
posted on 7/4/22
Kit where you at
posted on 7/4/22
Have you asked the kit man?
posted on 7/4/22
Good un
posted on 7/4/22
Here I am.
posted on 8/4/22
Where are we off to this weekend Kitty?
posted on 8/4/22
Pun, are you and Kitty an item?
posted on 8/4/22
Me and Kitty are an item
posted on 8/4/22
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
Where are we off to this weekend Kitty?
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I'm off to Bolton. You?
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