comment by Igòr; for life, not glory & FECK TH... (U22200)
posted 1 day, 19 hours ago
Going over to Derby to cheer on our lads for all their efforts under severe circumstances tomorrow, if you don’t get to the championship kitty, would love to meet up for a game next season bud.
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Hi Igor,
All the best for next season. Contrary to popular belief there IS life outside the PL or even the Championship (been a while for Derby fans since you've been at this level ? )
We're only in this life once, and so we'll enjoy whatever fate has in store for us. It would be great to be at the top level, and be rich and successful, but not at the expense of kindness and humility and love for OUR clubs.
Think of all the potential new grounds to visit (laugh), although that comes at a price too - usually small grounds so not enough tickets for away fans of MASSIVE clubs like ours (mine and yours) !!
Just look forward to a new season, full of hope and passion, and if circumstances and a following wind allow, I'll be happy to meet up for a game
💙💙💙💙
HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FACKING GO!!!!!!
Lool what I on yesterday haha
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 2 minutes ago
The cameraman picked out Kitty crying
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comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 2 minutes ago
The cameraman picked out Kitty crying
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Not me.
Was disappointed but don't think we played very well - we're not cute enough yet for this league, need to learn how to play anti-football. And the ref was sheite. As they have been all season.
Will just have to get automatic promotion next season.
PS loving the new article name
Three Chinese friends, Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United States
In order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu decided to travel back to China.
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 11 minutes ago
Three Chinese friends, Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United States
In order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu decided to travel back to China.
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🤣
A man goes to a funeral and gets up to speak.
He clears his throat and says, "Bargain".
The family thanked him, as it meant a great deal.
I remember me old Maths teacher reaction, when White boards started taking over the old Chalkboards.
‘Amazing invention, quite remarkable’
Loud laughing is banned in Hawaii.
You're only allowed a low ha
A Mexican Firefighter was so overjoyed with the birth of his twin sons, he named them, JosÄ— and Jose B
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
I know its not a pun. will find more laters but this is good joke i think
An elderly gentleman with severe hearing problems goes to the doctor and gets fitted with hearing aids.
After a month, he goes back for a checkup. The doctor asks him how things are going now
that he can hear everything, and wonders if his friends and family have said anything.
The gentleman replied, "I haven't told anyone yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times already!
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 3 days ago
I know its not a pun. will find more laters but this is good joke i think
An elderly gentleman with severe hearing problems goes to the doctor and gets fitted with hearing aids.
After a month, he goes back for a checkup. The doctor asks him how things are going now
that he can hear everything, and wonders if his friends and family have said anything.
The gentleman replied, "I haven't told anyone yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times already!
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Missed this
That needed to be reposted ^^
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posted on 8/5/22
N’tha
posted on 8/5/22
comment by Igòr; for life, not glory & FECK TH... (U22200)
posted 1 day, 19 hours ago
Going over to Derby to cheer on our lads for all their efforts under severe circumstances tomorrow, if you don’t get to the championship kitty, would love to meet up for a game next season bud.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi Igor,
All the best for next season. Contrary to popular belief there IS life outside the PL or even the Championship (been a while for Derby fans since you've been at this level ? )
We're only in this life once, and so we'll enjoy whatever fate has in store for us. It would be great to be at the top level, and be rich and successful, but not at the expense of kindness and humility and love for OUR clubs.
Think of all the potential new grounds to visit (laugh), although that comes at a price too - usually small grounds so not enough tickets for away fans of MASSIVE clubs like ours (mine and yours) !!
Just look forward to a new season, full of hope and passion, and if circumstances and a following wind allow, I'll be happy to meet up for a game
💙💙💙💙
posted on 8/5/22
Nn'all 5ha
posted on 8/5/22
LFG
posted on 8/5/22
HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FACKING GO!!!!!!
posted on 8/5/22
You know it
posted on 9/5/22
Lool what I on yesterday haha
posted on 9/5/22
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 2 minutes ago
The cameraman picked out Kitty crying
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posted on 9/5/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 2 minutes ago
The cameraman picked out Kitty crying
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Not me.
Was disappointed but don't think we played very well - we're not cute enough yet for this league, need to learn how to play anti-football. And the ref was sheite. As they have been all season.
Will just have to get automatic promotion next season.
posted on 9/5/22
PS loving the new article name
posted on 9/5/22
Large gin anyone ?
posted on 9/5/22
posted on 9/5/22
N’all tha
posted on 12/5/22
Three Chinese friends, Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United States
In order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu decided to travel back to China.
posted on 12/5/22
posted on 12/5/22
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 11 minutes ago
Three Chinese friends, Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United States
In order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu decided to travel back to China.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
🤣
posted on 12/5/22
A man goes to a funeral and gets up to speak.
He clears his throat and says, "Bargain".
The family thanked him, as it meant a great deal.
posted on 12/5/22
I remember me old Maths teacher reaction, when White boards started taking over the old Chalkboards.
‘Amazing invention, quite remarkable’
posted on 12/5/22
Loud laughing is banned in Hawaii.
You're only allowed a low ha
posted on 12/5/22
A Mexican Firefighter was so overjoyed with the birth of his twin sons, he named them, JosÄ— and Jose B
posted on 12/5/22
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
posted on 18/5/22
I know its not a pun. will find more laters but this is good joke i think
An elderly gentleman with severe hearing problems goes to the doctor and gets fitted with hearing aids.
After a month, he goes back for a checkup. The doctor asks him how things are going now
that he can hear everything, and wonders if his friends and family have said anything.
The gentleman replied, "I haven't told anyone yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times already!
posted on 21/5/22
comment by bestoftherest2021 (U22523)
posted 3 days ago
I know its not a pun. will find more laters but this is good joke i think
An elderly gentleman with severe hearing problems goes to the doctor and gets fitted with hearing aids.
After a month, he goes back for a checkup. The doctor asks him how things are going now
that he can hear everything, and wonders if his friends and family have said anything.
The gentleman replied, "I haven't told anyone yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times already!
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Missed this
posted on 28/5/22
https://ibb.co/wNRjpbZ
posted on 28/5/22
That needed to be reposted ^^
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