comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 51 seconds ago
Heard it
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It gets better on a second reading though.
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 6 minutes ago
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
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My girlfriend keeps sending me x-rays of her chest. A bit weird I know but shows her heart is in the right place.
I never made it as an athlete. Fell at the first hurdle.
(Actually untrue - when I was younger, I was a sprinter and long jumper). FACT.
Who's in favour of a return to Roman numerals?
I for one.
Just noticed you are the author of 2 articles. How did that come about then?
He chaptered them in half!
comment by Igòr; I’m here no matter what. DNA 🐏 (U22200)
posted 6 minutes ago
He chaptered them in half!
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comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 minutes ago
Just noticed you are the author of 2 articles. How did that come about then?
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Blarmy took a hiatus from the site and put me in charge of the marvel thread till he gets back. Only a temp thing but you can refer to me as Supreme Leader in the meantime.
All Hail The Supreme Leader !!!
I bow down before you.
Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them
Apparently North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, which is a bit scary.
If it can make it there it can make it anywhere..
My brother forgot my 50th birthday.
I wouldn't mind but he's my twin.
Hopelessly devoted to you
Great now acknowledge my last five comments
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posted on 25/7/22
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 51 seconds ago
Heard it
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It gets better on a second reading though.
posted on 25/7/22
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 6 minutes ago
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.
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posted on 25/7/22
Oh yeah
posted on 25/7/22
My girlfriend keeps sending me x-rays of her chest. A bit weird I know but shows her heart is in the right place.
posted on 29/7/22
I never made it as an athlete. Fell at the first hurdle.
(Actually untrue - when I was younger, I was a sprinter and long jumper). FACT.
posted on 29/7/22
Who's in favour of a return to Roman numerals?
I for one.
posted on 29/7/22
to both
posted on 29/7/22
posted on 29/7/22
posted on 31/7/22
Just noticed you are the author of 2 articles. How did that come about then?
posted on 31/7/22
He chaptered them in half!
posted on 31/7/22
comment by Igòr; I’m here no matter what. DNA 🐏 (U22200)
posted 6 minutes ago
He chaptered them in half!
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posted on 31/7/22
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 minutes ago
Just noticed you are the author of 2 articles. How did that come about then?
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Blarmy took a hiatus from the site and put me in charge of the marvel thread till he gets back. Only a temp thing but you can refer to me as Supreme Leader in the meantime.
posted on 31/7/22
All Hail The Supreme Leader !!!
I bow down before you.
posted on 31/7/22
Thank you my child.
posted on 31/7/22
posted on 31/7/22
How ya doing Kit
posted on 31/7/22
Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them
posted on 31/7/22
Kit?
It's coming home
posted on 5/8/22
Apparently North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, which is a bit scary.
If it can make it there it can make it anywhere..
posted on 5/8/22
My brother forgot my 50th birthday.
I wouldn't mind but he's my twin.
posted on 8/8/22
Hopelessly devoted to you
posted on 8/8/22
Great now acknowledge my last five comments
posted on 8/8/22
Bit needy . . .
posted on 8/8/22
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