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OnlyPuns (and other jokes)

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posted on 25/7/22

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 51 seconds ago
Heard it
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It gets better on a second reading though.

posted on 25/7/22

comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 6 minutes ago
Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.

They put me in the ICU.
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posted on 25/7/22

Oh yeah

posted on 25/7/22

My girlfriend keeps sending me x-rays of her chest. A bit weird I know but shows her heart is in the right place.

posted on 29/7/22

I never made it as an athlete. Fell at the first hurdle.

(Actually untrue - when I was younger, I was a sprinter and long jumper). FACT.

posted on 29/7/22

Who's in favour of a return to Roman numerals?

I for one.

posted on 29/7/22

to both

posted on 29/7/22

posted on 29/7/22

posted on 31/7/22

Just noticed you are the author of 2 articles. How did that come about then?

posted on 31/7/22

He chaptered them in half!

posted on 31/7/22

comment by Igòr; I’m here no matter what. DNA 🐏 (U22200)
posted 6 minutes ago
He chaptered them in half!
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posted on 31/7/22

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 19 minutes ago
Just noticed you are the author of 2 articles. How did that come about then?
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Blarmy took a hiatus from the site and put me in charge of the marvel thread till he gets back. Only a temp thing but you can refer to me as Supreme Leader in the meantime.

posted on 31/7/22

All Hail The Supreme Leader !!!

I bow down before you.

posted on 31/7/22

Thank you my child.

posted on 31/7/22

posted on 31/7/22

How ya doing Kit

posted on 31/7/22

Why shouldn't you marry a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them

posted on 31/7/22

Kit?

It's coming home

posted on 5/8/22

Apparently North Korea now have a missile that can reach New York, which is a bit scary.

If it can make it there it can make it anywhere..

posted on 5/8/22

My brother forgot my 50th birthday.

I wouldn't mind but he's my twin.

posted on 8/8/22

Hopelessly devoted to you

posted on 8/8/22

Great now acknowledge my last five comments

posted on 8/8/22

Bit needy . . .

posted on 8/8/22

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