comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
By THE MASSIVE you mean the mighty owls?
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. . . who else?
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
By THE MASSIVE you mean the mighty owls?
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. . . who else?
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There is nobody else
I've taught you well.
💙💙💙💙💙
Looking forward to the change to the name of this article
It's gonna be a long week....
Well it isn't really. When someone sets a challenge I don't lose. Hence why I am doing a minimum of 20,000 steps every day this month
Long for me.
I do 8000 steps a day.
That's still over an hour. My record is 83,000 in a day but going to walk from Perth to Edinburgh before the end of the year for 100,000 in a day. For no reason at all
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar
Followed by Batman
Took my wife to South East Asia?
Jakarta?
Nah took the plane
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6
His statue is 17ft 4
That’s Horatio of about 3:1
Just had the Police round, telling me my Dogs are chasing people on Bikes… foolishness, my Dogs don’t own no Bikes!!
An anagram walks into a pub and orders:
top row gins, dark ales, and a banana rum.
BNAG
That's bang out of order
comment by Peenis Guy (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
BNAG
That's bang out of order
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comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
An anagram walks into a pub and orders:
top row gins, dark ales, and a banana rum.
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Not going to check it but that’s great
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
An anagram walks into a pub and orders:
top row gins, dark ales, and a banana rum.
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Not going to check it but that’s great
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That’s some Mensa shiiit right there
I'm still working it out lol
comment by Peenis Guy (U21588)
posted 11 seconds ago
I'm still working it out lol
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It’s an anagram
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by Peenis Guy (U21588)
posted 11 seconds ago
I'm still working it out lol
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It’s an anagram
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Ahhh knew it was an anagram didn't get it was an anagram of the top line!
Two palindromes walk into a bar. One orders a red rum and the other shoots him.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
The Owl Jiizz Era News.
(rude) . . .
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posted on 12/10/22
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
By THE MASSIVE you mean the mighty owls?
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. . . who else?
posted on 12/10/22
comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
By THE MASSIVE you mean the mighty owls?
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. . . who else?
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There is nobody else
posted on 12/10/22
I've taught you well.
💙💙💙💙💙
posted on 12/10/22
Looking forward to the change to the name of this article
posted on 13/10/22
It's gonna be a long week....
posted on 13/10/22
Well it isn't really. When someone sets a challenge I don't lose. Hence why I am doing a minimum of 20,000 steps every day this month
posted on 13/10/22
Long for me.
I do 8000 steps a day.
posted on 13/10/22
That's still over an hour. My record is 83,000 in a day but going to walk from Perth to Edinburgh before the end of the year for 100,000 in a day. For no reason at all
posted on 21/10/22
16 sodium atoms walk into a bar
Followed by Batman
posted on 21/10/22
Took my wife to South East Asia?
Jakarta?
Nah took the plane
posted on 21/10/22
Yesss puns
posted on 21/10/22
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6
His statue is 17ft 4
That’s Horatio of about 3:1
posted on 21/10/22
Just had the Police round, telling me my Dogs are chasing people on Bikes… foolishness, my Dogs don’t own no Bikes!!
posted on 21/10/22
posted on 21/10/22
An anagram walks into a pub and orders:
top row gins, dark ales, and a banana rum.
posted on 21/10/22
BNAG
That's bang out of order
posted on 21/10/22
comment by Peenis Guy (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
BNAG
That's bang out of order
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posted on 21/10/22
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
An anagram walks into a pub and orders:
top row gins, dark ales, and a banana rum.
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Not going to check it but that’s great
posted on 21/10/22
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 2 minutes ago
An anagram walks into a pub and orders:
top row gins, dark ales, and a banana rum.
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Not going to check it but that’s great
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That’s some Mensa shiiit right there
posted on 21/10/22
I'm still working it out lol
posted on 21/10/22
comment by Peenis Guy (U21588)
posted 11 seconds ago
I'm still working it out lol
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It’s an anagram
posted on 22/10/22
comment by Clockwork Red: Jadon and the Argonauts (U4892)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by Peenis Guy (U21588)
posted 11 seconds ago
I'm still working it out lol
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It’s an anagram
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Ahhh knew it was an anagram didn't get it was an anagram of the top line!
posted on 22/10/22
Two palindromes walk into a bar. One orders a red rum and the other shoots him.
posted on 23/10/22
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
The Owl Jiizz Era News.
(rude) . . .
posted on 23/10/22
WTF Kit
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