Sniltub

For me a few stories that have made me laugh but don’t appear that well known

- I only learned about this one recently - Robben casually posting that he’s in a pub with his mates, and happens to name drop the pub. RAP sees the pub and comments saying he’ll swing by to say hi. Robben begs RAP to come no where near the pub as he’s to embarrassed to get outed using the forum in front of his mates ffs

- Mons posting this long article about how he’d come to an epiphany about how fragile life is or something because of this tragic experience he had while on holiday. It was long article, serious tone, a long read to find out what happened. Turned out he was on some lads holiday in magaluf and had to stay a day extra because he couldn’t find his passport or something. Guy thought he was Aristotle with this long article only for all the comments telling him he’s a ponce

Wasn’t there an arsenal fan called Henrykamp who reckoned he owned a tank?

Ages ago there was a Villa fan who literally just joined the site to WUM, nothing else. In a final article where he was just getting ripped apart before he was banned, one of his final comments was simply ‘I bet u’ve never felt the warmth of a women’s body’

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comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wasn’t there an arsenal fan called Henrykamp who reckoned he owned a tank?
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That was RGK.

That Chelsea fan that used to post “I like cheese” on every article

Childish I know, but I remember a thread about people’s worst moments being ‘caught short’ that had a few hilarious posts.

Also, I was fond of Aces first full blown Bobby Charlatan rant.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 33 seconds ago
comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wasn’t there an arsenal fan called Henrykamp who reckoned he owned a tank?
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That was RGK.
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Oh right thanks

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Stretty arguing that there could only be 11 world class players at any one point... 1000+ posts of laughs

- I only learned about this one recently - Robben casually posting that he’s in a pub with his mates, and happens to name drop the pub. RAP sees the pub and comments saying he’ll swing by to say hi. Robben begs RAP to come no where near the pub as he’s to embarrassed to get outed using the forum in front of his mates ffs
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I think pretty much every comment, or article, that moregreaves makes is an underrated moment. Obviously with the article that inspired that name being his finest moment. I do think it’s up there with the goat ja606 moments. It announced his fame on this site.

comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wasn’t there an arsenal fan called Henrykamp who reckoned he owned a tank?
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That was RGK, he made it onto some national news sites after getting banned from Twitter for threatening to kill and eat some Indian pawn star.
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Yeah remember that too, what a crank

Dave pundit

Obviously the Emma Watson thread by French.

comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 33 seconds ago
comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
Wasn’t there an arsenal fan called Henrykamp who reckoned he owned a tank?
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That was RGK.
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Oh right tanks
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Fixed.

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I like the threads where the wums call each other pedos and fiddlers

Barry’s graphs, track back assists, and “the more Rooney you buy, the more Rooney you get”, etc.

Whatever happened to Mark the mad? Was it Mark the mad? Have I just imagined him?

comment by rosso - time to #takefootballback #GlazersOut (U17054)
posted 40 seconds ago
Barry’s graphs, track back assists, and “the more Rooney you buy, the more Rooney you get”, etc.
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Do t forget the “In bread” Norwich team

This happened on the haven so doubt many will know but TCP and Mr Chelsea were having a bit of back and forth. It was nothing major, just some bickering. Mr C says ‘you’re starting to remind me of Liverpool fans’ or something. TCP completely flipped his chit, i’d never seen him lose his cool like that. He refused to speak to him for weeks.

The guy caused so much chaos on this site and his Achilles heel was just being called a liverpool fan ffs

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - A Beekers Dozen (U2958)
posted 5 minutes ago
Stretty arguing that there could only be 11 world class players at any one point... 1000+ posts of laughs
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Who got the no. 9 shirt - Austin or Gomez?

From a personal perspective the critique of Gem in Mallorca’s poem I gave, followed up by a poem of my own, is my most underrated moment. Unfortunately admin underrated it so much that he immediately deleted it all and banned me to placate Gem when he announced he was so upset he was leaving the forum, and so it is lost to the mists of time.
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Lol I can vaguely remember this

comment by Jed Maxwell (U1449)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by rosso - time to #takefootballback #GlazersOut (U17054)
posted 40 seconds ago
Barry’s graphs, track back assists, and “the more Rooney you buy, the more Rooney you get”, etc.
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Do t forget the “In bread” Norwich team
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Best was when Lineker shared his tweet of Chamakh signing a contract.