comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
Liverpool fans laughing at that article for eight years makes them look worse than the OP.
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I don't think anybody can look worse than the OP, hence the laughing.
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You wouldn’t, you’re one of the twaats that has been laughing for eight years at someone that doesn’t even use the sight. Yeah he really looks worse.
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Yeah it became laughing at the content, a running joke, rather than the poster. You're obviously a wee bit too stupid to understand that.
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That still makes you all look like diiiickheads.

Anything with Ace’s rants is a memorable moment.

I particularly liked his Apprentice summary comments or his comments on women’s football

comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted 3 hours, 11 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 1 minute ago
There was that thread on which half the site fessed up that they wipe their butts standing up after taking a dump.

Bunch of weirdos.
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What a thread that was. Something nobody ever talks about and no one can imagine doing it the other way. Both sets of posters claiming to be right and that the other side were a bunch of absolute weirdos
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Sorry to reignite this as i missed it, but...who the hell doesn't do it standing up?
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Women and homosexuals

People stand up to wipe their asses???

Freaks

comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 11 minutes ago
The behaviour of most Liverpool fans after Suarez racially abused Evra.

Think TOOR said something along the lines of going yo a bar and calling a black person, hey black.

Was an amazing time on this board.
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Nope. Never said that. Although a couple of imbeciles claimed I did.
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Distinctly remember you saying it and someone suggested you tried it out.
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Nope. I repeatedly proved the imbeciles wrong on that count by posting the article link. Couldn't be bothered going to the lengths of finding it now to prove another wrong.

The context was actually around the word 'abuse'. I said saying somebody is black is not abuse. Somebody, possibly VC, asked me if I would walk into a bar and say "hey black", my answer was no but it is still not abuse as no abusive word was used, unless you consider the word 'black' abusive. It's a factual descriptive word.

comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
Liverpool fans laughing at that article for eight years makes them look worse than the OP.
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I don't think anybody can look worse than the OP, hence the laughing.
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You wouldn’t, you’re one of the twaats that has been laughing for eight years at someone that doesn’t even use the sight. Yeah he really looks worse.
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Yeah it became laughing at the content, a running joke, rather than the poster. You're obviously a wee bit too stupid to understand that.
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That still makes you all look like diiiickheads.
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Not sure why it annoys you so much that people find it funny somebody was so adamant about something, making factual statements laughing at another club only for it to backfire but perhaps take a step back and regroup?

wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated

comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 seconds ago
wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated
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I'm still confused around the process of this. So you stick your hand in the toilet bowl, avoiding contact with it and swipe up? Seems a risky manoeuvre

comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 seconds ago
wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated
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I'm still confused around the process of this. So you stick your hand in the toilet bowl, avoiding contact with it and swipe up? Seems a risky manoeuvre
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They lift their little balls up and swipe from the front.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 seconds ago
wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated
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I'm still confused around the process of this. So you stick your hand in the toilet bowl, avoiding contact with it and swipe up? Seems a risky manoeuvre
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They lift their little balls up and swipe from the front.
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Probably after they take their tights off.

comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 10 minutes ago
wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated
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Yeah you bend over, betting than sticking your hand in no man's land.

It doesn’t annoy me. Was just commenting on it making Liverpool fans look worse to flog a dead horse for eight years.

Better*

comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
It doesn’t annoy me. Was just commenting on it making Liverpool fans look worse to flog a dead horse for eight years.
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Still going on about it? Let it go, some people find it funny. You don't. Move on with your life.

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comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 seconds ago
wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated
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I'm still confused around the process of this. So you stick your hand in the toilet bowl, avoiding contact with it and swipe up? Seems a risky manoeuvre
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This. Why would you risk literally putting your hand in Shiite? Bizarre and disgusting.

comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 54 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 seconds ago
wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated
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I'm still confused around the process of this. So you stick your hand in the toilet bowl, avoiding contact with it and swipe up? Seems a risky manoeuvre
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That’s what I said at the time, why would you fish your hand down the Gary to wipe your arris? Also, if you don’t stand up you can’t have a gander at the offending article before you drop the khaze paper down - what if it’s as black and sticky as tar with fresh blood oozing out of it? I reckon sit down wipers are way more at risk of advanced bowel cancer than stand uppers who will catch it early. My mate is a sit downer and twice in his life he’s smeared excrement up his shirt sleeve in the process and had to go into meetings with his sleeves rolled up, it’s a flawed system.
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Ace

comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 38 seconds ago
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 seconds ago
wouldn't you have to bend over to properly wipe yer crack if you stood up though? may aswell just do it seated
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I'm still confused around the process of this. So you stick your hand in the toilet bowl, avoiding contact with it and swipe up? Seems a risky manoeuvre
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That’s what I said at the time, why would you fish your hand down the Gary to wipe your arris? Also, if you don’t stand up you can’t have a gander at the offending article before you drop the khaze paper down - what if it’s as black and sticky as tar with fresh blood oozing out of it? I reckon sit down wipers are way more at risk of advanced bowel cancer than stand uppers who will catch it early. My mate is a sit downer and twice in his life he’s smeared excrement up his shirt sleeve in the process and had to go into meetings with his sleeves rolled up, it’s a flawed system.
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I'm still trying to teach my six year old not to drop his bags around his ankles when going for a pump. He's not having it.

I have.

comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 36 seconds ago
I have.
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comment by Scott The King McTominay (U10026)
posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago
Winston arguing with Toor on an article for three months was underrated. But I can’t remember what the bloody article was.
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There's several

That Birmingham poster many had fallen out with over time posted a picture link one day on the wolves board to prove he was actually in Thailand, and he had on a nice tank top and a hawk in his arm or something and holding a Ak-47

comment by Cinciwolf---A top 20 brand in world football (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
That Birmingham poster many had fallen out with over time posted a picture link one day on the wolves board to prove he was actually in Thailand, and he had on a nice tank top and a hawk in his arm or something and holding a Ak-47
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Blue in Barca I think his handle is/was

comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 1 hour, 23 minutes ago
comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted 3 hours, 11 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 1 minute ago
There was that thread on which half the site fessed up that they wipe their butts standing up after taking a dump.

Bunch of weirdos.
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What a thread that was. Something nobody ever talks about and no one can imagine doing it the other way. Both sets of posters claiming to be right and that the other side were a bunch of absolute weirdos
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Sorry to reignite this as i missed it, but...who the hell doesn't do it standing up?
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I am blown away that anyone would stand up to wipe their Arris. Literally the motion of standing up closes off the Arris to as much access. Must be some pretty awful looking chocolate starfishes out there. May as well just take a shat standing up as well, same feckin principle

Who are these people with such poor control over their arms that they're at risk of grabbing a handful of their shiiiite if they sit down and wipe