comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 4 hours, 19 minutes ago
Who are these people with such poor control over their arms that they're at risk of grabbing a handful of their shiiiite if they sit down and wipe
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I mean, how big must your arrrrse be, or how small must your toilet be, if there's no room for your hand to wipe while seated?
And I don't wipe from front to back, always back to front
comment by The Arteta, The (U18355)
posted 8 hours, 59 minutes ago
People stand up to wipe their asses???
Freaks
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The deviants live among us, hiding in plain sight. Perverts.
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 9 hours, 10 minutes ago
comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted 3 hours, 11 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 1 minute ago
There was that thread on which half the site fessed up that they wipe their butts standing up after taking a dump.
Bunch of weirdos.
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What a thread that was. Something nobody ever talks about and no one can imagine doing it the other way. Both sets of posters claiming to be right and that the other side were a bunch of absolute weirdos
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Sorry to reignite this as i missed it, but...who the hell doesn't do it standing up?
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Normal people
comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 7 hours, 56 minutes ago
Who are these people with such poor control over their arms that they're at risk of grabbing a handful of their shiiiite if they sit down and wipe
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Michael J Fox and Mr Tickle get a pass.
The rest are fruitloops.
TOOR's game was an iconic moment.
Scouser's Trousers doing the match thread a day after our match and getting angry at the Liverpool board because no-one commented is another underrated moment.
Emma Watson has to be mentioned.
My Adam Morgan thread on the Scottish board was another one for those that were there.
1912.
Arro for that title winning season single handedly nuked the entire Spurs board. Also that one story about some higher up at Leicester, who's wife was eyeing him out in the stadium during a match
We need that man back on this site!
Also the cleveland steamer thread from Flash I think
comment by *Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 ... (U2720)
posted 49 minutes ago
TOOR's game was an iconic moment.
Scouser's Trousers doing the match thread a day after our match and getting angry at the Liverpool board because no-one commented is another underrated moment.
Emma Watson has to be mentioned.
My Adam Morgan thread on the Scottish board was another one for those that were there.
1912.
Arro for that title winning season single handedly nuked the entire Spurs board. Also that one story about some higher up at Leicester, who's wife was eyeing him out in the stadium during a match
We need that man back on this site!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I really overestimated the Ja606 members
https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/58801
The JA606 pub quiz used to be excellent. I was a facking 20 year old intern when I did that and I turn 30 tomorrow
Used this site far too long...
AVB lead us to the promised land
comment by Alisson Becker, Liverpool's Number 9 (U3979)
posted 58 minutes ago
The JA606 pub quiz used to be excellent. I was a facking 20 year old intern when I did that and I turn 30 tomorrow
Used this site far too long...
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"Barbie convention"
Wiping excrement doesn't clean the posterior properly.
A good wash is the best way to do so.
When not possible, a wet wipe is a decent option and this has to be done standing up.
People that refuse to stand up to wash their posteriors or wipe them have smelly, unclean posteriors.
There, I said it
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
I reckon there's a higher chance of your shiiiit getting on your hand if you wipe front to back though.
comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 minutes ago
I reckon there's a higher chance of your shiiiit getting on your hand if you wipe front to back though.
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Easier to clean your hands in the sink than your groin though!
But I wipe the groin area too. I do a sort of rub down of that area. I guess proof that it works is I don't see any flecks of shiiiite coming off in the shower, and there's no bad smell.
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
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Can’t believe detailed instructions were actually needed but this is spot on
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 hours ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
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It's quite disturbing that there are people walking around who don't do it this way. I literally never knew wiping standing up was a thing until this thread.
Why would you want to stand and spray microscopic nuggets all over your toilet? It’s grim
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
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What about in countries that don't use bog roll?
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 hours, 15 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
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This but try and keep yourself regular by taking a dump once a day, follow the above procedure but immediately take a shower afterwards.
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 17 hours, 26 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
There was that thread on which half the site fessed up that they wipe their butts standing up after taking a dump.
Bunch of weirdos.
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You're telling me there are actual people who wipe sitting down? How does that even work? Put your hand into the toilet bowl and hope you don't touch anything?
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How much do you fecking drop in the bowl to have shiiiit stacked that high you are going to touch it with your hand when wiping sitting down? You must be one of those fat eating caants that take a massive dump 3 times per day.
Can only assume those that stand up to wipe used to shat in a bucket as children.
Just lean forward a little whilst remaining seated. It's not difficult to not get sh*t on yourself.
Unless you've bought some 1-ply toilet paper, or have that horrible tracing paper stuff you used to get at Primary School.
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posted on 18/5/21
comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 4 hours, 19 minutes ago
Who are these people with such poor control over their arms that they're at risk of grabbing a handful of their shiiiite if they sit down and wipe
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posted on 18/5/21
I mean, how big must your arrrrse be, or how small must your toilet be, if there's no room for your hand to wipe while seated?
And I don't wipe from front to back, always back to front
posted on 18/5/21
comment by The Arteta, The (U18355)
posted 8 hours, 59 minutes ago
People stand up to wipe their asses???
Freaks
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The deviants live among us, hiding in plain sight. Perverts.
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Neo (U9135)
posted 9 hours, 10 minutes ago
comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted 3 hours, 11 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 1 minute ago
There was that thread on which half the site fessed up that they wipe their butts standing up after taking a dump.
Bunch of weirdos.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What a thread that was. Something nobody ever talks about and no one can imagine doing it the other way. Both sets of posters claiming to be right and that the other side were a bunch of absolute weirdos
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Sorry to reignite this as i missed it, but...who the hell doesn't do it standing up?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Normal people
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 7 hours, 56 minutes ago
Who are these people with such poor control over their arms that they're at risk of grabbing a handful of their shiiiite if they sit down and wipe
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Michael J Fox and Mr Tickle get a pass.
The rest are fruitloops.
posted on 18/5/21
TOOR's game was an iconic moment.
Scouser's Trousers doing the match thread a day after our match and getting angry at the Liverpool board because no-one commented is another underrated moment.
Emma Watson has to be mentioned.
My Adam Morgan thread on the Scottish board was another one for those that were there.
1912.
Arro for that title winning season single handedly nuked the entire Spurs board. Also that one story about some higher up at Leicester, who's wife was eyeing him out in the stadium during a match
We need that man back on this site!
posted on 18/5/21
Also the cleveland steamer thread from Flash I think
posted on 18/5/21
comment by *Michael Edwards FC {Proud owner of the 5 000 ... (U2720)
posted 49 minutes ago
TOOR's game was an iconic moment.
Scouser's Trousers doing the match thread a day after our match and getting angry at the Liverpool board because no-one commented is another underrated moment.
Emma Watson has to be mentioned.
My Adam Morgan thread on the Scottish board was another one for those that were there.
1912.
Arro for that title winning season single handedly nuked the entire Spurs board. Also that one story about some higher up at Leicester, who's wife was eyeing him out in the stadium during a match
We need that man back on this site!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I really overestimated the Ja606 members
https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/58801
posted on 18/5/21
The JA606 pub quiz used to be excellent. I was a facking 20 year old intern when I did that and I turn 30 tomorrow
Used this site far too long...
posted on 18/5/21
AVB lead us to the promised land
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Alisson Becker, Liverpool's Number 9 (U3979)
posted 58 minutes ago
The JA606 pub quiz used to be excellent. I was a facking 20 year old intern when I did that and I turn 30 tomorrow
Used this site far too long...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
"Barbie convention"
posted on 18/5/21
Wiping excrement doesn't clean the posterior properly.
A good wash is the best way to do so.
When not possible, a wet wipe is a decent option and this has to be done standing up.
People that refuse to stand up to wash their posteriors or wipe them have smelly, unclean posteriors.
There, I said it
posted on 18/5/21
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
posted on 18/5/21
I reckon there's a higher chance of your shiiiit getting on your hand if you wipe front to back though.
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Tu Meke - NearlyHeadlessNico (U3732)
posted 14 minutes ago
I reckon there's a higher chance of your shiiiit getting on your hand if you wipe front to back though.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Easier to clean your hands in the sink than your groin though!
posted on 18/5/21
But I wipe the groin area too. I do a sort of rub down of that area. I guess proof that it works is I don't see any flecks of shiiiite coming off in the shower, and there's no bad smell.
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can’t believe detailed instructions were actually needed but this is spot on
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 hours ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's quite disturbing that there are people walking around who don't do it this way. I literally never knew wiping standing up was a thing until this thread.
posted on 18/5/21
Why would you want to stand and spray microscopic nuggets all over your toilet? It’s grim
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
What about in countries that don't use bog roll?
posted on 18/5/21
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 hours, 15 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:
1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
This but try and keep yourself regular by taking a dump once a day, follow the above procedure but immediately take a shower afterwards.
posted on 18/5/21
comment by There'sOnlyOneRed's (U1721)
posted 17 hours, 26 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
There was that thread on which half the site fessed up that they wipe their butts standing up after taking a dump.
Bunch of weirdos.
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You're telling me there are actual people who wipe sitting down? How does that even work? Put your hand into the toilet bowl and hope you don't touch anything?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
How much do you fecking drop in the bowl to have shiiiit stacked that high you are going to touch it with your hand when wiping sitting down? You must be one of those fat eating caants that take a massive dump 3 times per day.
posted on 18/5/21
Can only assume those that stand up to wipe used to shat in a bucket as children.
posted on 18/5/21
Just lean forward a little whilst remaining seated. It's not difficult to not get sh*t on yourself.
Unless you've bought some 1-ply toilet paper, or have that horrible tracing paper stuff you used to get at Primary School.
posted on 18/5/21
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
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