What have I (re)started?

Glad someone brought up the Emma Watson thread
That one was a classic before it got deleted

On the Chelsea board there were a couple unique posters

Angelina and his article about Euro 200
And the other guy who’s name I can’t remember. One of his last posts was about having to leave because a chopper was coming.

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comment by CSTP (U1453)
posted 3 minutes ago
On the Chelsea board there were a couple unique posters

Angelina and his article about Euro 200
And the other guy who’s name I can’t remember. One of his last posts was about having to leave because a chopper was coming.
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Capello!

He was another completely random WUM, started out annoying and as he got more and more bizarre it just became funny.

comment by CSTP (U1453)
posted 9 minutes ago
Glad someone brought up the Emma Watson thread
That one was a classic before it got deleted
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One of the Scottish guys on that thread told a story about baking cakes at school which was immense.

comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 1 hour, 26 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:

1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.

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Can’t believe detailed instructions were actually needed but this is spot on
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It's framed above my bog. Well, it will be soon now!

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 1 hour, 26 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:

1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.

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Can’t believe detailed instructions were actually needed but this is spot on
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It's framed above my bog. Well, it will be soon now!
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Will you not have to stand up and turn around to read it?

If so, might as well as wipe whilst you're stood up...

Barf it'll be mirror image in the wall behind me so I can see it in the mirror opposite!
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Will you not have to stand up and turn around to read it?

If so, might as well as wipe whilst you're stood up...

comment by CSTP (U1453)
posted 31 minutes ago
On the Chelsea board there were a couple unique posters

Angelina and his article about Euro 200
And the other guy who’s name I can’t remember. One of his last posts was about having to leave because a chopper was coming.
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Don't forget that absolute belllennddd Say My Name who was absolutely obsessed with Mourinho and when he had his meltdown and got sacked again by Chelsea, he made up a story about his wife committing suicide and facked off

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by FieldsofAnfieldRd (U18971)
posted 1 hour, 26 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
The correct way to clean your backside is as follows:

1. Finish you number 2
2. Have a look at number 2 (check for blood and also, if you were drunk the night before, you can check to see what you ate after coming home)
3. Sit back down.
4. Grab enough paper into a towel.
5. Lift backside slightly.
6. Wipe from front to back (why would you do it the other way spreading the number 2 towards your genitalia?)
7. Check the toilet paper from time to time to see if it's less dirty with each wipe
8. Once you're confident it's clean stand up and give it one last wipe. This is to check that you won't stain your underwear after your cleaning job. If no evidence of the number 2 on the toilet paper you're good to go.
9. Flush
10. (optional) Wash hands.

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Can’t believe detailed instructions were actually needed but this is spot on
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It's framed above my bog. Well, it will be soon now!
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Will you not have to stand up and turn around to read it?

If so, might as well as wipe whilst you're stood up...
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Toilet door instead Diafol

Dry wiping only?

You are all animals

I use a bidet

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Just read back TOORs game

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 37 minutes ago
Dry wiping only?

You are all animals

I use a bidet
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Some of us are peasants, and the closest we get to a bidet is sitting in the sink.

A bit awkward at times, especially when there's someone trying to brush their teeth.

comment by TBag. (U11806)
posted 2 hours, 8 minutes ago
Just read back TOORs game
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Not as good with so many comments gone due to people closing their accounts/being banned. I was 26 and had a lot of time on my hands at work. Can't even get time to think at work nowadays. 🙄

Why has the jinky gate article been removed?

comment by Cinciwolf---A top 20 brand in world football (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
Why has the jinky gate article been removed?
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Hasn't. The links just don't work.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 6 hours, 17 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf---A top 20 brand in world football (U11551)
posted 1 minute ago
Why has the jinky gate article been removed?
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Hasn't. The links just don't work.
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Ah cool

My bad..links work now

I guess the Henry Kamp vvanking article got pulled in the end

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted on 18/5/21
Dry wiping only?

You are all animals

I use a bidet
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What kind?

Bang & Oluffson CZ5000