comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 33 seconds ago
I have no idea what you lot are talking about.
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a show called baby reindeer on netflix.

you probably missed it when you were watching the waltons.

James Tavernier has already equalled Ronaldo’s record of scoring 12 league penalties in a season.

This is on top of the 3 world records of:

15 penalties scored in a club season.

20 penalties taken in a club season.

5 penalties missed in a club season.

Some record that...

comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 3 hours, 10 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago


I’m in the zone of looking forward to and enjoying the game as I fully expect us to win.

If we lose it’ll piiisss me off for an hour or so and I’ll expect the usual flak on messages and the like; but then I’ll get on with enjoying my evening with family and friends and head home for another wee jaunt to the sunshine next Thursday.
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Where you off to next week? 7 weeks before I go away

I am sitting waiting to book my cup final tickets just now. About time I came out in the ballot for a final. When we get a 50/50 split in a final I usually end up missing out but always get semi finals
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Long weekend with some mental case customers over in Puerto Banus. Our usual haunt.

Need to find somewhere different for next time.

comment by Zico - Celtic Treble Winners 22/23 (U21900)
posted 4 minutes ago
James Tavernier has already equalled Ronaldo’s record of scoring 12 league penalties in a season.

This is on top of the 3 world records of:

15 penalties scored in a club season.

20 penalties taken in a club season.

5 penalties missed in a club season.

Some record that...
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at some point during this build up will you talk about celtic?

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 3 hours, 10 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago


I’m in the zone of looking forward to and enjoying the game as I fully expect us to win.

If we lose it’ll piiisss me off for an hour or so and I’ll expect the usual flak on messages and the like; but then I’ll get on with enjoying my evening with family and friends and head home for another wee jaunt to the sunshine next Thursday.
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Where you off to next week? 7 weeks before I go away

I am sitting waiting to book my cup final tickets just now. About time I came out in the ballot for a final. When we get a 50/50 split in a final I usually end up missing out but always get semi finals
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Long weekend with some mental case customers over in Puerto Banus. Our usual haunt.

Need to find somewhere different for next time.
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Millport - heard it's full of bams anaw

comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 1 hour, 27 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 33 seconds ago
I have no idea what you lot are talking about.
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a show called baby reindeer on netflix.

you probably missed it when you were watching the waltons.

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Watching? Listen, I've been to Virginia, I've lived it. Kid you not went to a cocktail making evening at this rural hotel for some fun and bev and got paired with this hunting, shooting, fishing bloke that had never left his state. Conversation was tricky seeing as we had fack all in common but it improved as the drink went down, as always. He asked if we had any pets and the missus pulls out her phone and shows him a picture of our dug. He pulls out his and shows us a picture of his cow! Spat ma cocktail

a pet cow.

i need to go to the states with my work this year, one of the offices is in kentucky, the other in philly.

don't know which is worse.

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 1 hour, 27 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 33 seconds ago
I have no idea what you lot are talking about.
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a show called baby reindeer on netflix.

you probably missed it when you were watching the waltons.

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Watching? Listen, I've been to Virginia, I've lived it. Kid you not went to a cocktail making evening at this rural hotel for some fun and bev and got paired with this hunting, shooting, fishing bloke that had never left his state. Conversation was tricky seeing as we had fack all in common but it improved as the drink went down, as always. He asked if we had any pets and the missus pulls out her phone and shows him a picture of our dug. He pulls out his and shows us a picture of his cow!Spat ma cocktail
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Speed dating sounds mad. Hope you found a good man eventually

comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 27 minutes ago
a pet cow.

i need to go to the states with my work this year, one of the offices is in kentucky, the other in philly.

don't know which is worse.
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Depends if you want something to do or want to live. Junior stayed in Philly last year and the hotel had bouncers. They'd check the coast was clear and make sure you were getting straight in a car. He said one time they said give it 5 because there was a gunfight going on but the cops were on their way.

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 27 minutes ago
a pet cow.

i need to go to the states with my work this year, one of the offices is in kentucky, the other in philly.

don't know which is worse.
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Depends if you want something to do or want to live. Junior stayed in Philly last year and the hotel had bouncers. They'd check the coast was clear and make sure you were getting straight in a car. He said one time they said give it 5 because there was a gunfight going on but the cops were on their way.
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In Paisley they check for chainsaw fights

comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 27 minutes ago
a pet cow.

i need to go to the states with my work this year, one of the offices is in kentucky, the other in philly.

don't know which is worse.
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Depends if you want something to do or want to live. Junior stayed in Philly last year and the hotel had bouncers. They'd check the coast was clear and make sure you were getting straight in a car. He said one time they said give it 5 because there was a gunfight going on but the cops were on their way.
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In Paisley they check for chainsaw fights
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Stihl?

comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 27 minutes ago
a pet cow.

i need to go to the states with my work this year, one of the offices is in kentucky, the other in philly.

don't know which is worse.
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Depends if you want something to do or want to live. Junior stayed in Philly last year and the hotel had bouncers. They'd check the coast was clear and make sure you were getting straight in a car. He said one time they said give it 5 because there was a gunfight going on but the cops were on their way.
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In Paisley they check for chainsaw fights
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you tell wan tim its bath time !

rangers fans are ones to talk about bathrooms.

urinal drinking creeps.

comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 45 seconds ago
rangers fans are ones to talk about bathrooms.

urinal drinking creeps.
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look at you acting like you know whats in a bathroom

A gunfight eh! Probally Lex Luger running aboot looking for a potatoe to reload his totty gun!

comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 1 hour, 5 minutes ago
a pet cow.

i need to go to the states with my work this year, one of the offices is in kentucky, the other in philly.

don't know which is worse.
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You'll get shot

Fingers crossed

see if do get shot i'll haunt u forever mate.

in fact not you, your mrs.

but only when you're wanting your hole. going to block u at every opportunity.

anniversay, nice meal, candles, music, things are looking good.

then i scare the schite right out of her, absolutely ruin it for you.

"I love the derbies. I think if you don't enjoy them, you're going to struggle playing for a club like this. Over the years, I've built up more experience in this fixture and when the games come around you're right in the middle of it - you have to enjoy it, enjoy the fight and battle of it.

Generally when you do that, you have positive experiences. We'll definitely be looking to have more of that this weekend.

You've got to stay calm in these situations, not get too over emotional but understand what the game means in the context of the season. If we work as hard as we possibly can for each other, with our fans behind us then energy levels go up.

When we play at an intensity, it's hard for teams to live with us. We'll go out there and take the game to them." - Callum McGregor.

comment by MaHeed'sNippin aka I’m the competent Wullie Collum (U3633)
posted 15 minutes ago
"I love the derbies. I think if you don't enjoy them, you're going to struggle playing for a club like this. Over the years, I've built up more experience in this fixture and when the games come around you're right in the middle of it - you have to enjoy it, enjoy the fight and battle of it.

Generally when you do that, you have positive experiences. We'll definitely be looking to have more of that this weekend.

You've got to stay calm in these situations, not get too over emotional but understand what the game means in the context of the season. If we work as hard as we possibly can for each other, with our fans behind us then energy levels go up.

When we play at an intensity, it's hard for teams to live with us. We'll go out there and take the game to them." - Callum McGregor.
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its a fecking game of football, "play well and win" is all the fans want to se and hear, the rest of it is ragtop friendly quotable pi$h.

comment by whodunnit (U22710)
posted 4 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by Zico - Celtic Treble Winners 22/23 (U21900)
posted 4 minutes ago
James Tavernier has already equalled Ronaldo’s record of scoring 12 league penalties in a season.

This is on top of the 3 world records of:

15 penalties scored in a club season.

20 penalties taken in a club season.

5 penalties missed in a club season.

Some record that...
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at some point during this build up will you talk about celtic?
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I'm just amazed this isn't plastered all over the MSM. I mean the guy is a world record breaker and he's not getting his deserved fame.

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 hours, 7 minutes ago
comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 27 minutes ago
a pet cow.

i need to go to the states with my work this year, one of the offices is in kentucky, the other in philly.

don't know which is worse.
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Depends if you want something to do or want to live. Junior stayed in Philly last year and the hotel had bouncers. They'd check the coast was clear and make sure you were getting straight in a car. He said one time they said give it 5 because there was a gunfight going on but the cops were on their way.
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In Paisley they check for chainsaw fights
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Stihl?
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Well played

Kentucky has lots of "dry" areas, feckin religious nuts. Huge crosses stretching into the sky with equally huge billboards either side, one advertising one of the many strip bars, the other for a gun store. Irony is totally lost on them.

Also remember once being in Miami and saw several cop cars screeching to halt. Cops jumped out and ran up a flight of stairs with guns drawn. Took a few moments to realize that this was real and not TV before we jumped in our car and got the hell out of there

comment by Call Sign (U3627)
posted 4 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by JFK (U8919)
posted 1 hour, 27 minutes ago
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 33 seconds ago
I have no idea what you lot are talking about.
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a show called baby reindeer on netflix.

you probably missed it when you were watching the waltons.

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Watching? Listen, I've been to Virginia, I've lived it. Kid you not went to a cocktail making evening at this rural hotel for some fun and bev and got paired with this hunting, shooting, fishing bloke that had never left his state. Conversation was tricky seeing as we had fack all in common but it improved as the drink went down, as always. He asked if we had any pets and the missus pulls out her phone and shows him a picture of our dug. He pulls out his and shows us a picture of his cow!Spat ma cocktail
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Speed dating sounds mad. Hope you found a good man eventually
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Both end up with a Cletus

Meanwhile, Celtic have hired former South American talent spotter Mark Cooper in a revamp of the club's scouting set-up (Daily Mail).
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Aye, cos we've had a string of successful South Americans

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 2 minutes ago
Meanwhile, Celtic have hired former South American talent spotter Mark Cooper in a revamp of the club's scouting set-up (Daily Mail).
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Aye, cos we've had a string of successful South Americans
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Fernando
Scheidt
Juninho
Juarez
Gamboa
Bernabei

Granted Mexico and Costa Rica aren't technically South American but they fit the mould