comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 18 minutes ago
'Nemo's gone missing'

'What?'

'You son has gone missing'

Woohoo!
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I facking aint, I was on a graduate course for the fifth time ffs.

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He's getting a bit bored now.

He wants to watch the football anyway.

So he says he'll call it a night.

But, he asks her if she wants to come back to his neck of the woods. Have a couple more drinks.

He's quite enjoying the company.

Why end it now ?

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda (Recipient of a cycling proficiency award)) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 6 seconds ago
J - himself
other J - his other self
Angry J - J
Sad J - himself

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Body double = stunt J
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Stunt J ffs....the ghost of Bernard Bresslaw
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Union J - Himself with a UKIP badge

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 29 seconds ago
Park Life!
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All the peep-holes, so many peep-holes. He wants to go hand-in-hand; hand-in-hand with volcano-girl. Parkliiiiiiiiiiiiife.

comment by Dirty Beaches✡ (U1071)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Dirty Beaches✡ (U1071)
posted 54 seconds ago
Did she tell you she loves you?
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Yes.
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Looked you in the eyes and said "I love you J"
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She did love me. I know that. And she was in love with me.

What she said was. And it was the night she dumped me with tears in her eyes.

"I can't kiss you, because I love you. So, if i kiss you, id want to sleep with you. And if i sleep with you, i'd want to marry you."

Then she added, "so we can only kiss". There was a pause, and she gave me a passionate kiss on the neck/face.

We went outside, and she said, "so give me your proposal"

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So 2 things:

1. WTF When did J lose his job!?!?!

2. J is infinitely more readable if read in the voice of Phil Daniels.

500 paaaand

comment by Dirty Beaches✡ (U1071)
posted 40 seconds ago
And then said that's £500 please


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Why say that ?

Why would you think that was appropriate or funny ?

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 22 seconds ago
So 2 things:

1. WTF When did J lose his job!?!?!

2. J is infinitely more readable if read in the voice of Phil Daniels.
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1. Today

2. No idea who that is.

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Anyway, forget reality. Everyone was wnjoying the hypothetical scenario, if i could get on with it, please ?

I cant sing Going Underground without transitioning into the London Underground song

Amateur Transplants

comment by Zachsda (Recipient of a cycling proficiency award)) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 42 seconds ago
So 2 things:

1. WTF When did J lose his job!?!?!

2. J is infinitely more readable if read in the voice of Phil Daniels.
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Try singing going underground without turning into Paul Weller
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Obviously I haven't tried this out in the office (yet) but I can't even get it right in my head

That little love surge has passed.

Phew.

It was a kaleidescope of her face.

And i feeling overhwelming...


We were falling in love you know.

We were falling in love.

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comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 14 seconds ago
That little love surge has passed.

Phew.

It was a kaleidescope of her face.

And i feeling overhwelming...


We were falling in love you know.

We were falling in love.
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PARKLIFE!

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So, the woman says yeah, that sounds great.

Theyd both had a few drinks now.

They get on the tram, eagerly.

He's a bit agitated because he hates the tram. So bloody slow.

She thinks it's great.

He's got no idea how she's going to get home from here, but she said wanted to come, so...

comment by Zachsda (Recipient of a cycling proficiency award)) (U1850)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 49 seconds ago
Anyway, forget reality. Everyone was wnjoying the hypothetical scenario, if i could get on with it, please ?
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Go for it sann........can you at least win in the hypothetical world tho? you're not sposed to lose
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I come out top in all of my fantasies
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Giggidy