comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 8 seconds ago
So, the woman says yeah, that sounds great.

Theyd both had a few drinks now.

They get on the tram, eagerly.

He's a bit agitated because he hates the tram. So bloody slow.

She thinks it's great.

He's got no idea how she's going to get home from here, but she said wanted to come, so...
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PARKLIFE!

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posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Dirty Beaches✡ (U1071)
posted 28 seconds ago
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comment by Dirty Beaches✡ (U1071)
posted 54 seconds ago
Did she tell you she loves you?
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Yes.
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Looked you in the eyes and said "I love you J"
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She did love me. I know that. And she was in love with me.

What she said was. And it was the night she dumped me with tears in her eyes.

"I can't kiss you, because I love you. So, if i kiss you, id want to sleep with you. And if i sleep with you, i'd want to marry you."

Then she added, "so we can only kiss". There was a pause, and she gave me a passionate kiss on the neck/face.

We went outside, and she said, "so give me your proposal"
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Observations on this, please...

All I need to do now is work out how to write a script, much like BravehartTyke. Which makes me automatically reply to everyone of J's comment with that.

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What you smell is what you get
Burger King and p'ss and sweat
You roast to death in the boiling heat
Tourists treading on your feet
Chewing gum on every seat
So don't tell me to mind the gap
I want my fcking money back

W-w-w nkers they're all w nkers

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 13 seconds ago
It means what are you going to ask/suggest we do
It does not mean I expect you to ask me to marry you now.
You f*ckin idiot
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The whole of that exchange.

What....is in her heart to make her say that ? *


* bear in mind, that i know she was in love with me hen, whatever you say.

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
Must be a decade old now that song
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Maybe more

Their drug song was funnier imo

So they get back to his area.

He says do you mind watching the football ?

"No" she says.

They try to find a bar with it on.

Eventually find one.

It's packed.

They find a seat.

After a bit, he starts rubbing her leg a bit. Sees how it goes.

She looks pretty damn happy...

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 3 minutes ago
Must be a decade old now that song
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Fred Armisen did a US version of that song when Blur played at the Hollywood Bowl. Lols.

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comment by Dirty Beaches✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
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posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Dirty Beaches✡ (U1071)
posted 40 seconds ago
And then said that's £500 please


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Why say that ?

Why would you think that was appropriate or funny ?
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Sorry
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Personally i forgive you for this Rapt

comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)

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So they get back to his area.

He says do you mind watching the football ?

"No" she says.

'It's a size 4 Mitre Delta from the 90s so take care of it yeah?'
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You are loving this hypothetical story ssssso much.

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comment by Zachsda (Recipient of a cycling proficiency award)) (U1850)
posted 5 seconds ago
It's a better story now it has football in it.Know your market
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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)

posted about a minute ago

So they get back to his area.

He says do you mind watching the football ?

"No" she says.

'It's a size 4 Mitre Delta from the 90s so take care of it yeah?'
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"That reminds me of a time when I was camping on the N'Gorongoro crater and I was rudely awakened by a wayward plastic shootball"

You play tomorrow?

Where's the cheapest place where you can hire a hot bird for say a week ?

A week's got to do it, right ?

8 asian girls and a stunning 25 year old russian in the same day cant do it.

But a week with the same bird ? That's got to sort it, right ?