More about me:

Life-long City fan, despite being from Bedfordshire - have my father to thank for this, although I'm not sure it's anything to be thankful for. Still, it could be worse: I would've been a Luton fan otherwise.

A brief career in semi-professional football was cut short by the excesses and debauchery of university life. Now I dedicate myself to 6-a-side football, which I prefer because you get more of the ball and tackling is almost outlawed.